
Regulars on here know that it’s my considered opinion that cunts on bikes should rot in hell.
You know the types I’m talking about. They race through red lights, pedestrian crossings and pedestrianised areas. They swing from the road to the pavement and back again. They cycle the ‘wrong way’ down the street while using a mobile phone.They ride without lights at night. And so on.
Then you’ve got your lycro loony. They dress up in ‘real cyclists’ outfits that cost a fortune but Spider-man wouldn’t be seen dead in, then ride along the roads in packs, two or three abreast, chatting away to each other, no doubt about the virtues of the latest tyre pump or water bottle.
But there’s a truly special brand of cycle arsehole that occupies a class all by himself. I refer of course to delivery cycle cunts, those reckless bastards from the likes of ‘Just Eat’, ‘Deliveroo’, and ”Uber Eats’. They commit all the transgressions that your ordinary, bog standard cycle cunt commits, just at three times the rate and three times the speed.
We all know why they act the way they do of course. If they followed the Highway Code, each journey would take longer, and time is money. Imo the way some of them carry on constitutes a form of reckless endangerment. How they don’t seriously injure themselves and members of the public more often than they do is a mystery to me.
I don’t know if these cunts are subjected to any form of regulation, but if they aren’t, it’s about time they were. Fucking twats.
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Nominated by : Ron Knee



