The SNP’s ‘Free for All’ Immigration Policy
I think that even the most swivel-eyed, frothing at the mouth Scottish nationalist would have to admit that it’s not been a great year for the SNP.
We’ve watched happily as the party became mired in sleaze and wracked by incompetence. First Minister ‘Legohead’ Sturgeon resigned amid a row over trans rights, only to be arrested, together with her old man, in an investigation over missing cash. We’ve seen ‘Ferrygate’, we’ve seen ‘iPadgate’, we’ve pissed ourselves watching the laughingly inept Humza Useless making a complete cunt of himself, and struggle to defend the SNP’s appalling performance in delivering on health, education and policing amongst other things.
Yes anyone in Scotland other than the most dewy-eyed zealot from the tartan and haggis brigade must be thinking ‘what the actual fuck?’. But if all this shambing ineptitude wasn’t enough, the SNP has drawn its annus mirabilis to a stunning end by lifting the lid on its immigration policy for a post-independence Scotland.
Step forward the party’s MP for Aberdeen North, one Kirsty Blackman (oh, what irony there can be in a name). In an interview with Nicky Campbell, the MP went out of her way to stress all the benefits of immigration, before declaring to her interviewer that there would be limitless migration allowed to an independent Scotland. ‘No limit?’ asked a slightly trepidant-sounding Campbell. ‘No’ responded the loony.
Now I obviously can’t speak for most Scots, only those of my acquaintance, and all are utterly sure that the country can’t cope with more migrants pouring in. They watch with fear as pressures on housing, health and education services in particular get ratcheted up. ‘It can’t go on, something’s got to give’ is the popular refrain, pretty much as it is south of the border.
Limitless migration; it’s the SNP’s latest vote ‘winner’. About as appetising as a shit sandwich I’d say. So there you go voters of Scotland, vote for independence. Vote to have your history, your culture, your values and way of life subsumed by an endless tide of third-world gold-diggers. Don’t say you haven’t been warned.
Happy Hogmanay; oh, and see you down the mosque. Get used to the idea.
Nominated by: Ron Knee
