The UFO Hearings


A skinny, grey, bug-eyed, melon-headed cunting for the UFO hearings.

Grauniad Link.

(it’s The Gonad. I couldn’t find a serious publication covering it)

Honestly, what a big load of shite. David Grusch has some neck.

No good having modern politicians grill him.; they think woman can have dicks. Get the astrophysicists, molecular biologists and aeronautical engineers in..

The term ‘Non-human biologics’- terminology used by characters in nineties Sci-fi shows. Pure Hollywood

Footage of ‘mysterious craft’ revealed, complete with FAA-approved navigation lights.

It seems like theatre to distract from something else. Possibly some studies relating to mRNA vaccines and heart damage being released. Possibly something to do with the Bidens.

Here’s the UFO phenomenon summed up in one video

FaecesBook Link.

There may be genuinely unexplainable aerial phenomena , but it’s largely an ACP. (Anglophone Cultural Phenomenon).. Interestingly, the majority of sightings in America have occurred away from the very areas associated with this activity in the ‘lore’ -Nevada, New Mexico, Arizona, Utah – and more focused along the west and east coasts of the US, were the druggies, hippies and swivel-eyed whackadoodles live.

Too bad Carl Sagan is dead. He’d shit all over it.

Nominated by : Cuntamus Prime

The PGMOL

BONUS CUNTING

The PGMOL need a cunting. (Professional Game Match Officials Board – NA)

Fuck me, one week into the season and we ALREADY have about 5 contentious VAR/refereeing decisions. Including the piece de resistance, a foul by United’s keeper on the Wolves striker which wasn’t given as a penalty. An incident which the PGMOL have ‘apologised’ to Wolves manager Gary O’Neil for, and admitted they got wrong. Great, because that’s definitely going to change things after the fact isn’t it you fucking morons?

I’m a United fan myself, but the incident was so blatant that even Stevie Wonder could see it was a penalty. Everybody involved in the PGMOL needs to be sacked pronto, with independent performance assessors brought in.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/66506026

Nominated by : OpinionatedCunt

Entrusting Your Future To The Digital Revolution


Anyone who has entrusted their futures to the “Digital Revolution”, is an unthinking, trusting cunt who deserves everything they’re going to get, whether they want it or not. No links needed.

Those who ditched their CDs, LPs, DVDs and Books for the “convenience” of subscription to online media, via subscription to mobile and broadband networks, are seeing record rises in those subscriptions for media they don’t physically own and can only access as long as they keep paying. With the inevitable demise of free-to-air TV for online “on-demand” via a “smart” TV and your every activity tracked, your viewing will no longer be private, or free.

Increasing numbers are subscribing to otherwise unaffordable cars and paying rent on otherwise unaffordable homes for no gain. Is this what Klaus Schwab of the WEF meant when he stated that “you’ll own nothing and be happy”? If the money runs out, you miss a payment, or your Bank or the authorities shut you down, what then? A non-person, cancelled, erased?

With cashless, we won’t even own or control that “convenient” programmable “smart” digital money, every transaction monitored, limited in what and where we’ll be allowed to buy, do and go, cancellable for “wrong-think”, age limited purchases, or “exceeding your carbon allowance” in our total surveillance “convenient” 15minute “smart” prison cities.

Welcome to “convenience”, to total control, owning nothing, a life sentence of Digital Slavery to ever rising subscriptions and behavioural Serfdom.This is the “convenient” future, “smart”, only for those who pull the strings and rake in the money.

Do any of my fellow cinters think I’m wrong? Have I missed anything out?

Nominated by : Sheikh Anvakh

Being a Self Indulgent Show Off


The sort who constantly go on about how wonderful they are (or think they are), or what they possess.
Example, my mother’s gentleman friend. He’s a decent enough bloke, but he fits into this category.

Whatever the conversation, he’ll always turn it into something about himself or his family.

He’ll bore me to death rabbiting on about how wonderful and successful his children and grandchildren are, or what fabulous homes or jobs they have.

Wherever you’ve been, he’s been, or knows someone who owns property there.

Whatever ailment you’ve had, he’s also had it and much worse than you.

Makes supposedly humorous comments and then laughs out loud as if he’s made the funniest joke in history.

I won’t call him a cunt, since he’s generally a decent bloke, but he irritates the fuck out of me. However if my old mother is happy with him then that’s ok, fortunately I don’t see him all that much.

Nominated by : mystic maven

Unilever


It just had to happen didn’t it , Unilever agrees to to let Putin conscript their employees to be cannon fodder.
This company which seeks to lecture us on lgbtxyz rights and claims the moral high ground through its dreadful ice cream makers Ben and Jerry has allowed its 3000 employees to get shot at in the name of whatever.

The war started the best part of 18 months ago and the writing was on the wall long before the bullets started to fly. A genuinely caring company would have not gone to Russia in the first place but most of the money grabbing cunts saw the writing on the wall and shut down their operations.; not so Unilever.

The cunts are now reaping the piss poor rewards.

As ever Admin ,I rely on my brighter fellows to provide the appropriate links.

https://myjoyonline.com/unilever-will-let-russia-employees-be-conscripted
(Link provided by Minge Juice Bottler)

Nominated by : Guzziguy.