Poor Cassie, ordered a turkey from Morrisons, but when her delivery arrived the turkey, intended to feed six, had been substituted for a bag of frozen Turkey Dinosaurs. Oh, dear.

Declaring Christmas ruined, Cassie complained that it was ” too late to rush around for a turkey, as it was Christmas Eve”

Well, first of all, the “evidence” just shows a substitute and not what was actually ordered, so I don’t believe this story, and secondly, get to the shop yourself, you idle cunt, if you’re going to wait until the last minute and it’s that important.

Daily Mail

If you care to read the article, folks, you’ll also see other assorted rancid turkey stories, a rinse and repeat of last year, and some poor sod ( I could hardly see to type through the tears) whose pre-ordered turkey was cancelled, as out of stock, and whose gammon joint (hahaha ha, I can’t breathe) was substituted for 8 slices of cooked ham!
Wonderful!

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

In October2019, Gail took a hammer and chisel to the armour plated window of the Department of Transport offices in London, causing damages to the tune of £27+k.

In a police interview, one of the things she said was that she “had permission from Nature”
I wonder if it was a cuckoo that gave her permission?

Anyway, as of 18th November, she has finally, 4 years later, been found guilty, given a 15 month suspended sentence and ordered to do 150 unpaid work.

She is reported as saying
“I wonder how history will judge the sentencing”

Well, this person wants to know why you didn’t get a custodial sentence, Gail.

However, given that the ER activists that caused similar damage to the windows of HSBC in April 2021 were found “not guilty” I should be happy she’s now got a criminal record.

Just for interest, the ER mission statement :
” to create a culture.. that is healthy, resilient and adaptable”
In other words one that fits their agenda, not ours.

BBC News

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

(Spot the Mad Cow! – Day Admin)

Heather Mills vegan food company, VBites, has gone bust. Oh dear. Maybe the public just don’t want to buy overpriced dodgy looking crap masquerading as food anymore?

Not according to Heather though. No, this was all a dastardly plan by the meat and dairy industry spreading misinformation (what, that it tastes better?), corporate greed, the cost of living crisis, the evil Tories and…drumroll please…Brexit. No plague of frogs or a Zionist conspiracy? Her dream of turning her native north-east into the “Silicon Valley of plant-based foods” as dead as a week old kale. Mark Zuckerberg won’t be looking over his shoulder just yet.

The aforementioned reasons given are what every business has to deal with and the paying public decided that they would rather eat the packet this shite came in than enrich this whiner. Anyway didn’t this chancer shake down Macca for millions? She should of snagged herself another gullible rich sugar daddy and given her a leg-up to indulge her hobby.

Marrying a Beatle, being vegan and having one leg is all this cunt dines out on. Oh, and now failed business woman.

Let It Pea this is the last we hear of her.

Daily Telegraph

BBC News

Nominated by Liberal Liquidator with additional supporting link from Minge Juice Bottler

Over the years I have found that the whole week between Christmas and New year to be one long bore fest of over eating left overs. Fuck all to do outdoors because of the weather and lack of day light. Rehashed shite on the telly. (fortunately I gave that up a while ago). And the urge, ( this must be avoided ), to visit friends and distant relatives that you haven’t seen for a while. There is a good reason you haven’t seen them it’s because they are cunts.

So why the 30th of December in particular?

It seems to be all of those things above but magnified 10 times.
Most of the left overs are not fit to eat even the dog turns his nose up at them.
TV schedules have run out of shite to put on by now you’d be lucky to watch some old black and white b movie.

The shops are full of Half priced cheese boards, Christmas puddings, selection boxes, turkey crowns, booze that no sane person would want to drink eg cherry brandy babycham egg flip and unsold bottles of Prosecco. Loons walk around putting this crap into their baskets.

Many restaurants are close awaiting the big night the following day as are many decent take aways that seem to be closed also on this day?

I and maybe many are fed up to the back teeth with it all by now and can’t wait for more “normal”, usual life to start again.

For me personally this day is the biggest cunt of a day out of the entire calendar. Too make matters worse This year I’ve a fucking date with the hospital.

The 30th of December is a cunt.

Nominated by Everyones a cunt.

Tom Reid Wilson is a complete mincing cunt who has done the chutney Ferrets no favours at all.

As usual I am sat in front of the telly, Jack Russell curled up in my lap, watching something a our air fryers the Dirty Harriet wanted to see, so just as I was thinking things couldn’t get much worse on comes the above mentioned mincing, limp wristed, squeeky, KY lubed, treble cunt.

Now I have accepted that we all have to accept the unacceptable, I have learned to live with some of these uphill gardeners like Alan Carr, Julian Claire and that’s OK, there are even some who are more manly than most men, all of this is OK.

But then this simpering f@ggot slimed onto my screen I had the urge to spill my single malt, throw my glass at the telly and throw up all at the same time.

Now I have never seen this cunt before and hopefully will never see him again, apparently he is on al ot of things on the telly, but why oh why do these fuckers have to mince this much, honestly it make me want the hurl…..

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Nominated by: Fuglyucker