Based on an extremely limited sampling of the product, I’ve come to the conclusion that Viagra can be a cunt, and I offer IsAC followers a health warning.

So what’s the story? Well, it started last Saturday, after I met my pal Big Al for a refreshment. ‘Here Ron’, says he, ‘have you ever tried Viagra?’. ‘No’, says I, ‘why are you asking? Have you then?’.

‘Yeah’ says he. ‘Got some from the chemist. Honestly it’s fucking brill. Makes you like a baseball bat. Listen, I’ve brought you a few. Go on, try it’. ‘Well, I don’t know’, says I doubtfully. ‘I don’t think I need it, and I wouldn’t feel confident about using it unless on a doctor’s advice’. ‘You don’t need a bloody prescription’, he persists. ‘You’ll feel like you’re eighteen again, straight up *phnarr phnarr*. The wife’ll love it’.

So I took them, and tried one the following evening. I can indeed report that it was like being eighteen again, and my knob did indeed feel like a baseball bat. Sadly the trouble started a couple of nights later, when I took another one. After a bit of fooling about with the wife, my knob didn’t feel so much like a baseball bat but a telegraph poll, and a bastard aching one at that.

Well I waited for things to slacken off a bit, but they didn’t, and the pain got worse. After an hour, I was starting to sweat cobblestones. ‘This is that twat Al’s fault’ says I, groaning. ‘You can’t blame Alan’, says the wife. ‘He didn’t twist your arm. I’ll have a look on the internet’.

After the checking came the verdict. ‘If it lasts longer than four hours, get advice from the NHS line or go to A and E’. ‘Oh ffs’ says I, ‘can you imagine going to A and E like this?’.

So began an agonising wait. An hour passes. An hour and a half. I discover that an ice pack is no help. Finally, as the two hour mark passes, the pain starts to ease, and my steel boner begins to subside, much to my relief.

Now I’m sure that over the years, Viagra’s helped many a punter keep his hopes up, but it’ll be a long day before I go near the stuff again, and if I need to, only on medical advice. I’m not trying to put the wind up anybody; all I’m saying is ‘gae canny’ with this stuff. You don’t want to end up pole-vaulting through the window.

Nominated by: Ron Knee

The arse-crawling over their new album ‘Hackney Diamonds’ has been horrible to witness.

Yes, they once were great. But 1978’s ‘Some Girls’ was their last really great album.

Of course, everything they have put out since then gets the knee-jerk accolade ‘Their best since Some Girls’.

Only thing is, it isn’t. Hackney Diamonds is mostly crap. But cunts are falling over themselves for it. Some – hipsters and millennial cunts – are doing it to appear ‘cool’ and to make out they have a knowledge of real rock ‘n’roll. Others are praising it out of sentimental sympathy, because of the death of Charlie Watts. All that crap,’Awww! Isn’t it great that they are still together?’

Well, no, it isn’t. It’s very sad and almost pathetic to see Mick and Keef still doddering around hoovering up the moolah with the Rolling Stones ‘brand’ when all the other members are either long since departed or dead.

This is a band that really was great and who put the fear of God into the press and the authorities in the 1960s. A reminder of what they once were…

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Nominated by: Norman

Not a day goes by now without someone claiming to have been racially profiled. Thanks to woke cunts, people are taught to see everything through the lens of race and to find racism literally everywhere. So if you’re not white this is now the go-to response to anything. Been arrested because you broke the law? Claim you were racially profiled. Had the police stop your car to check some details? Claim you were racially profiled. Police used their stop and search powers to check if you’re carrying a knife? Claim you were racially profiled.

“Strange how this never happens to white people,” they say. No, these things do happen to white people as well, it’s just that they don’t whine about it on the news. Hence the media give the impression that it’s always non-whites being targeted. That’s called confirmation bias, you dumb cunts.

We saw this with British sprinter Bianca Williams and her partner Ricardo dos Santos, who were stopped by the police and he became abusive towards the officers. The police stop drivers all the time for all sorts of reasons but in their minds the only possible reason they were pulled over is that they’re black. This has been dragging on in the news for months now.

Then there’s the idiotic armed police who surrounded a child who was wielding what turned out to be a water pistol. Obviously those officers are cunts. But apparently it’s not enough to call them cunts and tell them to be a bit less stupid next time. It turns out the child was black so, guess what? There now has to be an investigation to decide if it was racial profiling.

And stop and search powers. People keep claiming stop and search is racist because it targets the “black community”. When Boris was Mayor of London he massively reduced knife crime by increasing stop and search, but Theresa May (then Home Secretary) saw an opportunity for some virtue signalling and took those powers away again.

This was despite the fact that Home Office officials had already collected data on the ethnicity of people being searched and found there is no racial bias. Yes, compared to the whole UK population these powers are more likely to be used against black/Asian/whatever.

But that’s because these powers aren’t exactly necessary in leafy suburbia or wealthy rural places, where the largest white populations are. They’re used in crime-ridden areas and, when you compare against who was actually on the street at the time, there’s no evidence the police disproportionately stop more people of one race than another.

There’s heaps of other examples but I think I’ve made my point.

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Nominated by Do You Think I Meant Country Matters.

(Enjoy your breakfasts! – Day Admin)

Wary travellers will know that going anywhere by bus is not the best way to get to your destination.

Aside from the fact that buses are just not dependable, the hapless passenger runs the risk of unwanted encounters with a variety of undesirables during the course of his journey. There’s screeching brats and cunts bawling into mobile phones. There’s sneezers, coughers and nose-pickers. There’s pissheads and loonies. No wonder most people won’t get out of their cars and onto public transport.

Anyway today I had to go into town, a journey that has been made almost impossible to do by car these days. So onto the bus I got, and just a couple of stops further on, on she came, a colossal cunt of a certain persuasion with an arse like a barrage balloon.

Up the bus Big Bertha wheezed and waddled, until she collapsed like a ton of bricks onto the seat immediately in front of me. Then within seconds it struck me; the sickening, sour stench of body odour emanating from this beast.

Now believe me when I say that we’re not talking mildly offensive; this reek could have floored a rhino. Definitely a real lack of familiarity with a bar of Lifebuoy here.There being no way of tolerating this potentially all the way into town, I had move upstairs sharpish. God knows what the rest of the unfortunates on the lower deck made of it.

Bloody hell. It’s bad enough when people let themselves become like a beached whale. If they can’t make the effort to control their weight, couldn’t they at least pay a bit more care and attention to their personal hygiene, if only for the sake of the rest of us?

Fat as fuck and even smellier; a combination made in hell.

Nominated by : Ron Knee

Mad for woke box ticking would be more accurate.

This new programme offering from Channel 4 are doing their bit for ‘equality’ by completely doing away with any whiteys and producing this pile of shit which I watched last night for the first time (as I like car programmes- normally) solely presented by two thick as pig shit blicks.

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This is what happens when you don’t have the choice of using the best, most informed presenters, but simply go for anyone who ticks the correct boxes.

I dunno why the whole show didn’t just review a load of ageing BMW’s (Black Man’s Wheels) and done away with everything else.

Can’t just be me that thought with was a complete crock of shite…looking forward to the ‘sensitive’ reviews…and the not so sensitive ones!

Nominated by Chuff Chugger, additional link below by C.A.

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