Emily Blunt… Or should that be Cunt?

The actress is now full of apologies and shock at her own behaviour.
Around 12 years ago, she referred to a waitress as ‘enormous’ on a chat show.
But since then fat people have become sacred cows beyond criticism and humour, and virtue siganling is the name of the game.

First of all, what is wrong with saying someone is enormous if they are? It’s just ridiculous. Someone like Lizzo can be the most obnoxious cunt in the world. But -God forbid – don’t ever call her fat, even when she is.

Everybody in this world has made a remark like that about somebody. And anyone who says they haven’t is a fucking liar. But cunts are now back peddling and crawling for things – really meaningless things – they said a decade or so ago, so they won’t get grassed on and shamed by social media liberal nutters.

And Blunt is a cunt for doing this. ‘My jaw dropped when I saw how horrible I was’. Yeah right. She wouldn’t have given a fuck a few years ago, and nor should she. It was just an observation and a single word. Nothing offensive or racist.

But because she is now being labelled ‘Fatphobic’ by online woke psychos, she is full of apologies and actually going cap in hand to these faceless, nameless nobodies. All to score a few virtue signaling points. When will there be a celebrity who will have the nerve to say ‘Yeah, I said that, ten years ago. So what? Fuck off’.?

BBC News

Nominated by: Norman

(So tempted to add “End” to header title. Must resist… Day Admin)

A hoist by his own petard cunting for Groaniad cartoonist Steve Bellend, sacked after 40-odd years for a cartoon depicting Israeli PM Netanyahu as Shylock about to cut a pound of flesh from his own torso.

Denying he’s anti-Semitic, Bellend says ‘The cartoon is about Benjamin Netanyahu’s disastrous policy failure which has led directly to the hideous recent atrocities around Gaza…..’

Oh I see, it’s all Netty’s fault then, and nothing to do with the genocidal savages who slaughtered 1400 Israelis, targeting children and the elderly and taking 200 hostages as human shields.

It says something when even the Groaniad can’t stomach this cunt’s virulent racism. So suck it up you terrorist lover, you’ve been cancelled, ha ha. And if you want to show us you’re not a Jew hater, draw us a few cartoons tearing Hamas, BLM or piss-stained park bench vagrant St Jeremy to shreds.

What a cunt.

lbc.co.uk

Nominated by Geordie Twatt.

Just for you Techno, not Halloween but twice as nice. C.A.

Doesn’t seem 5 minutes since last year’s shitfest of young cunts going round people’s houses and taking “trick or treating” to the extreme, especially the former.

And now here we are again in October with Halloween set for the 31st, but already the supermarkets are gearing up with the usual “scary” merch and a bucketload of pumpkins.

Of course if you criticise Halloween you’re seen as some old fuddy duddy who doesn’t know how to have a good time. Its “only a bit of fun” after all, they’ll declare.

But since when has having bricks thrown through windows; cars keyed, front doors covered in graffiti; or abuse shouted through your letter box deemed “only a bit of fun”?

It seems perfectly fine for kids to go knocking on people’s doors and scaring the shit out of them (especially the elderly); but imagine if an old cunt dressed up in a horror mask and gimp suit (our very own Thomas the Cunt Engine, for example) went round knocking on doors and scaring kids shitless. That would be a different matter and no doubt, Mr Engine would be arrested for trespass and harassment.

Moreover, if some old cunt gave kids some sweets on any other day bar Halloween, he’d be locked up for being a Peter File!

Anyway, prepare yourself for cunts to come-a-knocking (usually days before actual Halloween). A swift boot in the bollocks often offends.

(Note to admin: no link, just a general observation – unless you can dig out a header pic of a young Jamie Lee “Halloween” Curtis. Pffnarr ppffnarrr)

Nominated by Technocunt.

This is the genre known as Selly Telly.

In this la la land idiot presenters offer vastly overpriced low quality merchandise to what must now surely be a shrinking audience of older folk who will never grasp that darned information superhighway or Interweb.

One of these stations is Ideal World which went bankrupt earlier this year, disappeared for a few months and then came back worse than ever. They are selling essentials such as scented candles, massagers, skin rejuvenation cream to make 80 year olds look 75, hideous looking ‘designer’ watches, and well you get the idea. Useless tat.

The presenters are mostly failed entertainers from the 80s who make outrageous claims for the products they are flogging. And lie through their back teeth (allegedly).

“My wife loves these candles and they create a wonderful ambience in our home.”

That’s funny. A few days ago you said how how handy you found an air fryer as you lived alone.

And you have to rush as stock is limited. Really. Buy now! Check out your baskets. Except that the same rubbish is available later that day.

And the presenter is your trusted friend who will guide you through this treasure trove, ensuring you get all the best bargains without leaving your bungalow. So sincere.

The King of all this Crap appears in this video, it is admittedly old but he is still on Selly Telly doing the same old shtick, babbling away like a buffoon and often getting his words disastrously wrong as in this case.

Quite amusing though…

YouTube

Nominated by: Lord Helpus

is a cunt.

A greedy fucking expenses cheating banker of a cunt. But I my own mind a fucking Stupid fucking Cunt. And I mean class A* stupid.

This fucker worked for Citibank specialising in; yes you’ve guessed it financial crime.

Cut to the chase he has been sacked for fiddling his expenses. We are not talking MP’s level of expense claiming fraud but the price of a coffee sandwich and bowl of pasta.

The silly twat took his wife with him on a business trip to Amsterdam and ordered a meal for them both. Sarnie pasta and coffee twice. When he returned he filed an expense claim in for the meal. His boss challenged him why two of everything. Were they all for him.

Now we are talking 20 30 quid here and he could have just come clean. But no this silly shithead starts to lie and ends up tripping over himself and gets the sack.

He has just lost an industrial tribunal and now is without a cushy well paid job.

What a fucking total tool of biblical magnitude.

Bbc news

Nominated by Everyonesacunt.