A ‘turkeys vote for Christmas’ cunting for the those strange groups of people calling themselves ‘Queers for Palestine’.

It seems to me that in the bizarre world of culture wars and identity politics in the West, social justice warriors tend to see issues in simplistic terms; you’re ‘an oppressor’, or you’re one of ‘the oppressed’. It’s a binary choice, with little or no attempt to consider the nuances or complexities of a given situation.

So the thinking goes that alphabet ‘community’ members are ‘oppressed’. Palestinians are ‘oppressed’. Ergo, in an absurd conflation, ‘queers’ must be ‘for’ Palestine. Never mind the fact that if you were actually in Gaza, an admission of being ‘queer’ would likely bring down on yourself a proper kicking at best from Hamas, and at worst, an invitation to your own torture and death. You’d probably be looking to flee the very place you’re expressing solidarity with. Oh, the irony.

I don’t know, maybe it’s me, but I’m sitting here thinking ‘what planet do these people live on?’. It ain’t planet Earth.

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Nominated by Ron Knee

Carol has many assets, some of which I would like to strip with both hands. She has a brilliant mathematical mind and has filled many a wank bank for years.

All those positives apart her recent vomit inducing venture into virtue signalling is as laughable as it is emetic. A mathematical “genius” who has made a living shilling for loan sharks. After Tony B Liar legalised advertising by these scum suckers she didn’t see a huge problem developing, she saw an opportunity.

Vorderman then spent years assisting the separation of desperate and/or stupid people from their money and their homes with usury interest rates, in collaborating with these bastards. All done in order to line her and their amply full pockets.

Did her huge intellect not prod the last relic of her minuscule conscience when seeing interest rates in triple and quadruple digits advertised on daytime TV?

Seriously she expects us to believe that she has had a damascene conversion brought on by the government sinking nearly as low as her?

Go jiggle your ampleness on ice or eat some fucking bugs if you need a career revival and stop with the self righteous bull shit. You spent years demonstrating your ability to go low enough to limbo dance under a snakes bollocks while wearing a top hat.

We remain unconvinced by your recent application for sainthood.

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Nominated by: fatjon

Another helping of Miss big fake tits below by Pontius Cuntus.

Carol Vorderman Is A Cunt Aint She
All the gushing over this saggy titted trollop by the usual suspects. Alan Carr and that other bender Joe Lycett telling her how strong she is for sticking to her guns on the Government.

BBC Radio Wales fucked her off for breaking impartiality rules. Well hopefully the BBC will tell that big eared twat Linicunt to fuck off as well.

Now don’t get me wrong about the shower of shit we have in charge of the country but I dread to think what it is going to be like under Kweer Starmer. Why do celebrities all think they know what is right for the country, and why are they all leftie wankers.

The old Dr Who, Dame Kelly Rugmuncher Holmes, the presenter of Drag Race, fuck me i don’t think there is a straight one amongst them. anyway have a read below.

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(Get your best crusty sock ready for the 11am nom – Day Admin)

Yesterday (11th November) a footballer named Raphael Dwamena died after collapsing on the pitch.

This, of course, is extremely sad. However, what struck me was the fact that he had been explicitly told by doctors to retire from playing because of his heart condition, yet refused to do so.

He even collapsed previously in 2021, and even THAT wasn’t enough of a wake up call to get him to quit.

Because he made the selfish decision to keep going, his parents are now left without a son. RIP to the lad but, as cruel as it sounds, he only has himself to blame.

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Nominated by: OpinionatedCunt

I’ve been following the trial concerning the Maya Louise Chappell case and it’s got me thinking – is child abuse more common now than it used to be?

The first such case I remember is the Baby P case, and part of the reason why it was so shocking is because you rarely heard about that sort of thing back then. Sure, Victoria Climbie was killed years before but aside from that very few incidents of that nature cropped up in the news – or at least, that’s how it seemed to my 10 year old brain.

Aside from Daniel Pelka and Keanu Williams I don’t remember many cases from my teenage years either. Nowadays though it feels like every other month a story breaks about a poor child who died as a result of abuse in the home.

I know the pandemic has exacerbated things but even then it was no secret that services were incompetent and overstretched beforehand, so it can’t just be that surely? What do you all think – is it more common now or is it just reported more?

Regardless of the answer it seems to be happening far too frequently as it is, and we’re definitely failing when it comes to tackling it.

Link to Statista’s research: Statista

Nominated by: OpinionatedCunt

 
are a cunt,

I’ve posted a couple of times in the past about annoying, wearisome clichéd themes, scenes, and dialogue in films and on tv. You know the sort of stuff I mean; the frazzled cop who gets just 48 hours to crack the case, the ‘none of this makes any sense’ sort of line. There’s been a lot of it over the years.

Well last night I was reminded of yet another variant, which might be termed the ‘one man army’ film. You know the drill; jaded, mysterious ‘ex special ops’ loner type is forced to confront a bunch of vicious criminals or fanatical terrorists.

I was looking at YouTube and a film called ‘Skin Traffik’ popped up. Although the premise was familar (weary loner takes on vile human traffickers), I was drawn in by the promise of what appeared to be a half-decent cast; martial arts veteran Gary Daniels in the lead, plus Michael Madsen, Daryl Hannah, Mickey Rourke, Eric Roberts and Jeff Fahey.

To be fair, the first half-hour or so exercised a bit of control and set the story up well. From then on however, things rapidly got out of hand. In true ‘Equalizer’, ‘Commando’ and ‘John Wick’** style, our hero gets attacked by hordes of tooled-up goons who he proceeds to waste by stabbing, blasting and kicking to death, all while suffering barely a scratch himself.

By the time the hundredth baddy had had his head booted in, the whole thing had taken on such an air of surreal ridiculousness that I actually burst out laughing. It doesn’t matter how well staged things are (and the combat scenes are well-staged here), the production always goes over the top to the point where even the most uncritical viewer can’t contain his disbelief. Clichéd doesn’t do it justice.

So there we go. I add the ‘one man army’ flick to the list of lazy and sloppy film tropes. The great ‘Die Hard’ laid down the template of course; pity that it’s been mostly downhill since.

**current on-screen JW kill count approaching 450, would you believe.

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Nominated by Ron Knee.