What have these cunts done, you ask? Well, they have recommended that the NHS stops prescribing Kaftrio to children with cystic fibrosis on the grounds that it is ‘too expensive.’

According to NICE, their goal is to ensure that “taxpayers continue to get value for money.”

Well, I don’t know about my fellow cunters but I would gladly pay more in tax if I knew it was being used to provide children with this horrible condition with a better quality of life.

The very fact that a government body seriously thinks it’s acceptable to put a price on the life of anyone, let alone a child, shows how far we have fallen as a country. If a nation is judged by how it treats its children, then at this point we are beyond special measures and into the territory of being completely unreformable.

Link with the NICE statement:
BBC News

And a more recent link:
BBC News

And a link to the petition if anyone wants to sign it.

Petition Parliament

Nominated by: OpinionatedCunt

No big surprise at the news that at the end of December 2022 net migration reached a record 745,000.

1.4 million migrants were granted UK visas, most of them from outside of the EU for the prime purpose of “educational study” or to escape conflict. While at the same time just over 500,000 emigrated out of the UK for pastures new.

Net migration has risen dramatically over the last 2 or 3 years, and as per usual we’re getting the standard “we must do something” response from the government. Which means do fuck all.

Any suggestions that net migration is a bad thing is immediately jumped on by the usual suspects.

And then they wonder why there’s a massive housing shortage, the NHS has huge waiting lists and that our infrastructure is well and truly fucked.

Telegraph

Nominated by: Technocunt

Layla Hussain OBE and woman’s rights campaigner was formally installed as Rector for St. Andrews University in April of 2022. Key to her victory was Stella Maris, subsequently given the role of Rectors Assessor.

The Saint Scot

However Leyla was later described by Stella Maris as disappointing, amongst other things, due to her having spent only one week visiting the University.

Fast forward to October 2023, when a new Rector is elected by the Student Body.
Guess who? Give that man a coconut!

BBC News

Stella then circulates an email accusing Israel of “genocidal” acts against Gaza, complete with link to a website story “The evidence Israel killed its own citizens on October 7th”
Not surprisingly, people are calling for her resignation.

Well Stella, having stabbed Leyla in the back and jumped into her bed before it got cold, you have achieved the impossible. You stabbed yourself in the back, you daft cunt.

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

Target is a cunt, isn’t it.

Stuck for a festive present this year? How about this to melt away those festive blues:

New York Post

That’s right. Target, America’s version of Poundland, is flogging a poo-pusher Santa. What better way to support the shirt-lifting community than purchasing  a ho-ho-homo Father Christmas. What could be more festive than old White Beard nudging in your Yuletide log. He’s sure to warm your chestnuts while fixing his mince pies on your chocolate ho-ho-hole.

? Santa baby, hurry down a chocolate chimney tonight.

Move over Christmas tree fairy, there’s a new queen in town. Santa is a reindeer-hoof.

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous

(More info about Target here – Day Admin)

A cunting for Staffordshire Police, who have produced a document that says using the word: ‘policeman’ breaks the law.

Eh?!

You could not fucking make it up.

But they have:

The Sun

The document makes further suggestions for the way officers identify individuals by their jobs: ‘cleaning lady’ should be swapped for ‘cleaner’, ‘spokesman’ should be switched to ‘spokesperson’ and ‘statesman’ should be replaced with ‘official’, ‘diplomat’, ‘political figure’, or ‘leader’.

Apparently the guide is ‘by no means exhaustive or definitive’….

Also, ‘discrimination through language, whether intended or not, causes offence, patronises and may also be unlawful’.

No shit Sherlock!

It also covers disabilities and medical conditions, advising officers to try not use terms such as ‘diabetic person’, ‘handicapped’, ‘confined to a wheelchair’ and to DEFINITIVELY NOT use the term ‘dumb’ because it’s often ‘used as a derogatory term regarding someone’s intelligence’.

Twats.

Oddly, the document says nowt about referring to police officers as ‘pigs’, so I’m alright Jack.

Fuck them.

Nominated by: Minge Juice Bottler