Elon has announced that the first human to have a Neuralink chip implant is recovering well, and has already been able to “move” a computer mouse using their brain.
At first reading, it all seems very altruistic. According to the press release, this chip will allow people with no, or limited, use of their hands to access computers and phones.
Well actually, it scares the shit out of me. Surely this kind of thing could work both ways? Imagine AI controlling a human through Neuralink?
I don’t want to appear to be a tin-foiler, but didn’t someone once say something about staring too long into the abyss?
Nominated by: Jeezum Priest
I’ll be in the shed for the foreseeable working on a handheld EMP generator.
My ‘million pound idea’.
Finally.
Discount for cunters, when it hits the market.
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I shouldn’t worry just yet JP, this chap and his mates can barely get a hundred year old concept to work .Keeps the recovery truck guys busy though.
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Not only that, but I believe a lot of monkeys suffered greatly in pursuit of this. I’m no PETA member, but it seems very cruel for something not necessary and far too sinister for my liking. I’m aware of the counter argument that if I were paralysed it would be a great help, but at what point is the line drawn? 🤔
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I’m at the stage where I’m struggling to use a fork to feed myself (stopped trying to use knife years ago.) I expect I’ll soon struggle to use phone etc so I wouldn’t mind being chipped. (not McCain’s tho😁) Morning Gents🤗
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I like yourself would only ever get the chance to feel chipper on a good day.
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Morning Jill. Just out of curiosity can I ask how you found your way here. Did somebody tell you about the site or did a search for something bring this site up as a result?
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@moggie63 I think I googled ‘Cliff Richard is a cunt’ and this site came up. Lurked for many years since before signing up😀
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Tony Blair did it for me.
Bless his little Satanic heart.
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I did the same, letting my feelings get the better of me when wanting to say more about oirish cunt G. Norton.
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I seem to recall it was Richard Branson for me.
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It was Googling “Robbie Williams is a massive cunt” in Vilnius airport that brought me here.
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Harry Styles this end
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’twas Vorderman, for me, after I saw the cunt doing old-folk-exploiting home equity ads …
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Other brands are available.
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It was Owen Jones for me.
I think I have found my spiritual home.
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I think it was ‘Gordon Brown is an unelected massive cunt’ that brought me here, through Dioclese I believe….
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Gordon Brown for me too.
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The Comedy Dame led me here
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Musk is a weirdo cunt. This is all a bit ‘ Rise Of The Machines ‘ for me.
OT. I see terrorism has triumphed in Rochdale.
Good morning 🌄👍
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Every day we seem to wake up to an even stranger world.
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Nearly 22,000 postal votes issued..
Sounds all fair and above board.
Morning Jack and all..
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An election of cunts, by cunts for cunts. The Reform candidate has complained of racist intimidation and being called a “white devil”. Plod is investigating so expect the offender to get of scott-free and the Reform candidate to be charged instead.
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Galloway looks like Gerry Rafferty has been reincarnated. Must be the Glasgow style.
Anyhow; George can fuck off to Gaza and bring his postal voters in tow.
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If one of these implanted into Diane’s Abbott’s ‘brain’ means she could put a pair of shoes on correctly then at least she’s in favour of them.
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It’d have to be the size of a brick to generate enough power to get the brain to react to any instructions.
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I think there’s enough room Moggie, as the space between her ears is currently occupied by a vacuum.
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The only chips you might find in Diane Abbott`s head will be the ones from the local chippy crammed into her mouth. With mushy peas.
🍟🫛
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She would be able to hide the battery pack up her arse, ‘that should keep her quiet.
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A science fiction dream come true – or a nightmare?
Artificial Idiocy poses certain moral problems. It’s bad enough now having algorithms and cookies on computers giving you inappropriate adverts and contents. Imagine some unscrupulous company doing that in your head or moderating your behaviour via an implanted chip.
I’m sure that’s not Musk’s intention. But it’s a dream come true for those less than scrupulous individuals who would like to control human behaviour.
Mind you, a chip in Greta Thundercunt’s head that disabled her mouth and all organs of communication would not be a bad thing.
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I would have thought that artificial idiocy was very much redundant on this planet, it’s the natural state of billions of people.
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And a sub routine slamming a portcullis down on her reproductive organs wouldn’t be a bad idea.
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I think the Express meant cursor, rather than Mouse. if it were the mouse, that would be telekinesis.
zUntil the Express’ journalists get that right, then i’ll remain skeptical about these Musk-relared stories.
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*related.
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‘Journalists’…teehee.
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Next step to inhibitor chips to control your behaviour..
Only for white people obviously..
Though there is a fair few on this site who could benefit from one..
You know who you are..
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Seeing as old Elon cannot build a car that does not do self immolation he and his chips can fuck off.
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This twonk only thought it up because mouse is part of his stupid name.
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Musky can get fucked.
The Frankenstein mad cunt.
AI , chips in your nut, robots,
I don’t approve of any of that.
He’s the cunt that’ll accidentally bring about the rise of the terminator.
You can hide but you can’t run
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WE ARE THE MUSK
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE
YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED
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Dear me.
This shit is probably going to be by monthly subscription.
Imagine if the direct debit didn’t go through and Elon turned your chip off just are you were landing a jumbo or about to make a speech in the house of cunts?
Fucking brilliant can’t wait.
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I know a few thieving useless lumps of human detritus who could benefit from some external control as they have no self control. Get them wired up and send them to sweep streets and pull leaks.
This tech has downsides but also imagine all the useless sacks of unemployable shite that we all pay for could be put to work whether the lazy cunts like it or not.
The same tech helping the crippled to walk and the blind to see is potentially a game changer.
The whole thing could go one of two ways. Unfortunately that means it will almost certainly be used to kill, control and subvert.
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Sorry, leeks!
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Designed for a perceived necessity at the outset, it will give way to frivolous recreational use (swamping the amount used for the medical applications) within a small percentage of the time it took to get to ‘this’ point from scratch with the technology, .. then, inevitably, .. criminal applications won’t be far behind…
À la (allah? 😬) the phone, the Internet, the mobile, QR codes, AI, ………
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Don’t worry, both the UK and USA will be third world shit holes soon.
So this bollocks will not effect anyone.
Good morning, it as stopped raining.
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Rochdale loves Gorgeous George Galloway!
Nearly 40% of the vote.
George when not pretending to be a cat loves a Palestinian.
He also likes massive cigars
Ducky fedora hats
And attention.
Him and Rochdale deserve each other.
Both fuckin weird.
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Congratulations George.
Sir, I salute your strength, your courage, your indefatigability, and I want you to know that we are with you.
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As for Elon Musk ,
He has a slack face,
(Latent downs?)
Named his kid R2D2,
Named Twitter X,
Is he genius?
Is he a madman?
I suggest we shouldn’t take the risk and set Mark Chapman free.
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Weirdo.
I’ll stick with my Bill Gates trackable microchip Covid-19 vaccine thanks.
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LL@
Since my COVID jabs I’ve noticed I’m being followed by a satellite?
And I’m also magnetic.
Anyone else noticed side effects?
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Nope. Apart from being occasionally abducted by Bill Gates using Elon Musk’s spaceship. 😁
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Apart from the glowing in the dark and noticing random black helicopters, I think I’m ok Mis.
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Only side effects I’ve noticed is more young people than usual dropping dead suddenly.
Glad I never took the fucker.
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If he can invent a ‘magic can of lager and a packet of tabs wot neva runs oot’* I’m in.
* ©️ Viz @ Biffa Bacon.
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Musk is generally wary of AI and is anti new world order. He’s had a go at Google for their anti-white AI tools.
Maybe he thought if everyone else was getting into this stuff, then he ought to as well.
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Elon Musk is a dodgy fucker and anything he does, even good things, should be viewed with suspicion….. or at least his motives and intentions should be.
There is a channel on Youtube called Common Sense Skeptic which has done many videos over the last couple of years going through the business history of Elon Musk, his dodgy practices and poor ethics and it’s very damning.
https://www.youtube.com/@commonsenseskeptic
The fact that the channel’s still up, is growing and the people involved with the creation of the content haven’t been sued should tell you that what they’ve put out is 100% true.
The narrator has even been interviewed by conservative commentator Jason Whitlock from Blaze TV so this channel doesn’t appear to be some lefty, democrat psy-op.
If you check out the channel, just be aware that the narrator’s voice, although not spoken with a raised inflection or a vocal fry, still sounds like the voice of an 18 year old Valley Girl…… somehow
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I wonder if he did actually have a threesome with Amber Heard and Olivia Wilde 🤔
I would if the chance arose. It’s been a while tbh.
I could think of some things to do with them both that even TtCE would raise an eyebrow at.
N’aah truth is he’d probably yawn and say “how vanilla and mundane” 😏
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It wasn’t Olivia Wilde it was Cara Delevigne.
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Steve Austin had all this shit back in the seventies. Saw it on the telly with my own eyes. Keep up!
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I recently watched a few 6million dollar man episodes.
It took me back to my childhood,
Wed play it in the playground.
Rubbish.
15 Steve Austins , 2 Bigfoot and a kid with epilepsy forced to be Oscar Goldman.
Some girl would want to play
” I can be the bionic woman!”
She’s not in this episode.
Fuck off.
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His argument is we either interface with AI or AI dominates us. Either way doesn’t bode well for humanity.
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Call me cynical, but the overwhelming majority of humans are a load of cunts and the sooner the robots take over, the better.
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Musk is Dr evil. too much money and spare time ,a fucking idiot if there ever was one.
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Is Elon related to Oddbod?I reckon he is.Strange character.Special heater treatment.
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