Nominated by: Hurling Dervish
Bugger me it goes on and on. Obama is at it now showering brain dead drool and cuddly toys all over Robin Williams:
“Robin Williams was an airman, a doctor, a genie, a nanny, a president, a professor, a bangarang Peter Pan, a hairy paedo, a cunt and everything in between. But he was one of a kind. He arrived in our lives as an alien – but he ended up touching every element of the human spirit,”
Obama should be cunted for that PR release puke speak alone. Reaching out to touch the sicko soul of the American people with fake empathy. He does have form but it takes a strong stomach to retain one’s whiskey and devilled kidneys in the reading of the cunts numerous other examples – Michael Jackson, Shirley Temple, Lena Horne, Pete Seeger and so on.
Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke
All Americans should be cunted again for the tsunami of sentimental bullshit in response to RW’s suicide. It’s like they only get emotional about Hollywood fictions – no mention of the man, just endless fucking banalities about the characters he played and what they meant to the American people. Surely I can’t be the only person who thought Robin Williams was one of the unfunniest men on the planet, along with Steve Martin and Billy Connolly?
Nominated by: Fred West
I quite liked Robin Williams’ films, but for fuck’s sake let’s get it in perspective. The man could not walk on water, could not call lightning down from the sky, could not part the ocean, and could not bring peace to the middle east. Obama thinks he can do all these things, but Williams couldn’t.
I think he was highly entertaining but the sun definitely did not shine out of his arsehole even if Stephen Fry would have liked it to.
And no cunt had him in the dead pool either…
Nominated by: Dioclese
“Look! There’s a cunt parked on the pavement!..”
These lazy, arrogant bastards block the entire footpath, and others have to walk on the road to get to their homes… Also when kids play on the pavement (like they’re supposed to!), some cunt will come out and tell them to “Get away from my car!” The kids then shift and play on the road where they can get hurt (my brother was killed when he was knocked down).
Any car that is on a footpath in any way should be fucking keyed… And that’s just for starters…
Nominated by: Norman
Recall the days orf the Depression and the General Strike. Plenty of slim fillies around then. Fat is not beautiful. Eat less you pud’n shagging cunts.
Each new version of a motor is bigger than the last to squeeze in more gut and standard clothing sizes have all been ‘upscaled’ so that modom no longer has to wrap her cunt in clingfilm and suck in her blubber to squeeze her arse into that size fourteen. Bollocks on the table, as a time served old aristo one admits to the possession of an arse right regal generally encased in a pair of ever expanding plus fours but a way to go before I can’t lever it into me old Bentley. Enjoy me vitals and fuck orf the lot of you but I do not object to being called a fat old cunt. Par for the course donchaknow. Yet if one dare’s to return the favour to some gross slapper with her benefits goldmine fat brats taking up ten seats on the bus one is booted orf for “inappropriate behaviour”. One has one’s seniors bus pass so fuck orf. Fucking fat fascist cunts.
Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke
The frankly ludicrous story arcs and the substandard villains he has created. His terrible to non-existent use of classic Doctor Who foes (He has never written a decent Dalek or Cybermen story, and I dare say he never will!). Moffat claims to be a longtime Who fan, but I don’t think he gets it at all. His episodes of that Sherlock Holmes thing are also shite.
Been watching “Genesis Of The Daleks” featuring the great Tom Baker on The Horror Channel. That’s the real shit.
And that presenter on that particular channel (Emily Booth, I think). I’d really give that one…
Nominated by: Norman Whiteside