Pavement parking

"Look! There's a cunt parked on the pavement!.."

“Look! There’s a cunt parked on the pavement!..”

Cunts who park (almost or all) their cars on the pavement are cunts…

These lazy, arrogant bastards block the entire footpath, and others have to walk on the road to get to their homes… Also when kids play on the pavement (like they’re supposed to!), some cunt will come out and tell them to “Get away from my car!” The kids then shift and play on the road where they can get hurt (my brother was killed when he was knocked down).

Any car that is on a footpath in any way should be fucking keyed… And that’s just for starters…

Nominated by: Norman

10 thoughts on “Pavement parking

  1. You can add to that, the cunts who park across your driveway, the number of delivery lorries who block access and the lazy cunts of the utility services who after digging up the road to carry out repairs, proceed to leave a cordoned off hole, which they will cheerfully ignore for weeks before filling it in. thereby causing mayhem in the smaller streets.

    As a separate issue, could I please have the Islamic State Jihad group cunted? What they are doing in Iraq to the Christian Kurds is on the same level as the ethnic cleansing in Bosnia and approaching the Nazi progrom of the 1930’s. The wholesale slaughter being perpetrated by this branch of Islamic terrorists is to my way of thinking, a testing ground for further rebellions in the more moderate Muslim controlled countries. I’m no supporter of bombing the shit out of people whatever the reason and the current situation in Iraq is down in part to the west, but unless these cunts are dealt with, it will make the extremists goal of a world wide Islamic caliphate one step nearer.

  2. Can you cunt the cunts that like to ‘key’ cars. And kids playing around parked cars should be beaten with the buckle end of the strap, and have some respect for other peoples property, otherwise the little cunts will grow up to big even bigger self important cunts.

    And while we are at it, Cunt all those cunts that live in small terraced houses and have more than one car, thats the reason why said cunts park on the pavement. If you can’t park without inconveniencing someone, then you can’t own it. How about that you selfish shower of cunts?

  3. Bugger me it goes on and on. Obama is at it now showering brain dead drool and cuddly toys all over Robin Williams:
    “”Robin Williams was an airman, a doctor, a genie, a nanny, a president, a professor, a bangarang Peter Pan, a hairy paedo, a cunt and everything in between. But he was one of a kind. He arrived in our lives as an alien – but he ended up touching every element of the human spirit,”
    Obama should be cunted for that PR release puke speak alone. Reaching out to touch the sicko soul of the American people with fake empathy. He does have form but it takes a strong stomach to retain one’s whiskey and devilled kidneys in the reading of the cunts numerous other examples – Michael Jackson, Shirley Temple, Lena Horne, Pete Seeger and so on.

    • All Americans should be cunted again for the tsunami of sentimental bullshit in response to RW’s suicide. It’s like they only get emotional about Hollywood fictions – no mention of the man, just endless fucking banalities about the characters he played and what they meant to the American people. Surely I can’t be the only person who thought Robin Williams was one of the unfunniest men on the planet, along with Steve Martin and Billy Connolly?

  4. I can’t fucking win ! If I park my van on the road in my street all neat and tidy with the wheels almost touching the curb like a good boy, by 12 pm I’ll get some cunt double park opposite and then I get some cunt rattling on my fucking door waking me from my drunken slumber to ask me to move my fucking van coz they can’t get past. When I politely ask them to fuck off they say “well you could try parking on the curb mate” . Fuck off you cunts and anyway why don’t they make roads wider. Its not fucking rocket science. Cunts, cunts, fucking cunts !

  5. I would like to cunt people parking in disabled parking bays,last nite outside pets at home some fat ugly old bag parked her piece of shit alfa covered in filler in not one but two disabled bays instead of parking five yards further in a normal space,if that wasn’t bad enough she gets out and so do her inbred hillbilly retarded cunt kids and they put all there empty drinks cans on the floor instead of in the bin on the way to the big petshop for some shoplifting the pikey cunts so hopefully they got fucking clamped……bunch of inbred cunts

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