Moaners

Posted on February 14, 2014 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Moaning cunts, who through the grace of someone with a fucking good idea of starting a website where the term ‘cunt’ can be freely used, feel it is their right to moan.

You don’t like the way things are sorted? Then fuck off to another website!

Moaning cunt.

Nominated by: Cripplecock

Historical inaccuracy

Posted on February 13, 2014 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

England’s fucking Historian cunts can’t seem to agree on the text and flags used to deliver what was probably the most famous Naval message ever sent(1).

Nelson’s message via flag signal – “England Expects Every Man Will Do His D U T Y” above, from the The Boy’s Own Paper, 1885, employing the flags as shown in the 1804 copy of the Signal-Book, revised in manuscript and by re-pasting flag images, that was on board HMS VICTORY at Trafalgar.

Wills cigarette card adding the third word “that” and employing the strict 1799 Signal-Book for the Ships of War.

Some cunt’s ‘probable’ reproduction of the signal

(1) With the possible exception of the message sent April 14, 1912: “CQD SOS CQD SOS WE’RE FUCKED”

Nominated by: Cuddling Aquarians

Trades Unionists

Posted on February 12, 2014 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Trade Unionists – especially anyone involved in the latest round of cunty tube strikes – are a bunch of overpaid lazy cunts.

They stop everything moving just because some cunt missed a red light and got taken of driving, got caught sleeping or in this case they want to continue sitting on their fat lazy cunting arses in their ticket office rather than get up and do some fucking work. Get a grip you cunts, jobs change and that fucking that. Move with the times of fuck off.

Bunch of lazy, ignorant, overpaid CUNTS.

If these CUNTS worked in the real world they would get fired out the fucking door quicker than they could ask what the cunt just happened!!

Nominated by: Cunty Cunterson

Davina McCall [3]

Posted on February 11, 2014 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Dippy Divina “attempting to make history by becoming the first woman to undertake an entire BT Sports Relief challenge, which involves running, swimming and cycling 500 miles from Edinburgh to London in a week.”

Hardly making history, is it? On the other hand she did make the headlines when she fell over in the snow in Scotland and then again when she got hypothermia by swimming in Lake Windermere in the middle of winter. I’ve heard of women being frigid, but that’s just fucking ridiculous!

Perhaps she will make history by being the first person to die while doing something totally pointless? Perhaps it will relaunch her flagging career? It sure as fuck isn’t doing a lot for her fitness books and videos.

Fucking silly little cunt.

Nominated by: Dioclese