Sir Nicholas Fairbairn QC

Posted on August 24, 2014 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Scots QC, paedo piss artist, Tory MP and fawning sycophant supporter of Margaret Thatcher, this cunt was principally famed for wearing all things tartan and copious sexual indiscretions including a whisky fuelled lunge at the aforementioned Iron Lady (strewth!). Now outed for alleged serial child rape and smelly feet.

Much claimed to have taken place at sex parties organised for the high and mighty in the jocko legal profession at a location in Edinburgh as well as at every peado’s favourite B&B (that’s Bed &Breakfast with Buggery&Bondage) in London, the Elm Guest House. While campaigning against homosexuality and gay rights, the cunning cunt managed to squeeze in a busy career as a bum boy.

Linked naturally with Cyril Smith and a closet of perverts yet to be disclosed. Apparently also shagged anti-paedo campaigner Ester Rantzen (blimey and bugger me butler!).

In the immortal words of Sir Harry Lauder “Who you tickling now Jock?”

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

The COBRA Committee

Posted on August 23, 2014 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

COBRA……now that is a load of cunt…where a load of cunts sit round a desk and pretend they are going to do something about an emergency somewhere, when we all know they aren’t.

Ooh, reports the BBC. The Prime Minister is chairing a COBRA meeting….

Big fucking deal. Useless shower of cunts the lot of them.

Nominated by: Dan

I believe COBRA is an acronym for ‘Cunts Offer Bullshit Rather (than) Action’.

Nominated by: Fred West

The Special Relationship

Posted on August 22, 2014 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

How about a double cunting? Barak Obama and David Cameron both deserve it after yesterday, I reckon. A journalist is murdered by a cowardly cocksucker, who doesn’t even have the guts to show his face. Both O’Barmy and Camoron come back from holiday, briefly, to mouth the usual bullshit, and then they fuck off back on holiday.

Now I know some may think that holiday is the best place for both of them. But this pair are supposed to be leaders of their respective countries. And with situations like this their place is back at the seat of government, leading their countries. As it was, Camoron fucked off to Cornwall to finish his THIRD holiday this year, and FIFTEENTH since he entered Downing Street. And O’Barmy literally went from the press conference to the fucking golf course. Nothing says ‘FUCK YOU’ like picking up a five iron.

Even for politicians, this pair have been as much use as a fart in a lift. And they’re not even the worst we’ve had.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Alanis Morissette

Posted on August 21, 2014 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

The Morissette hag.

I have never heard such overblown screeching crap in my life. And the ludicrously pretentious titles: ‘Jagged Little Pill’ ‘Under Rug Swept’ and ‘Supposed Former Infatuation Junkie” For fuck’s sake!

“Isn’t it ironic?” No, it isn’t. Fuck off, you self indulgent squawking cunt!

Nominated by: Norman Whiteside

Vube

Posted on August 20, 2014 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Vube is/are cunts…

Always popping up (usually interrupting a decent song that is already playing) and it’s always the same old shite…. Some piss poor Coldplay impersonator (let’s face it: the real Coldplay are bad enough!), or some whiny Alanis Morissette (what a howling harridan she was!) type bollocks, or some other weedy voiced folkie emo shite….

Talentless cunts who will do anything to get noticed, and for people to ‘like’ their video….

Whoever is responsible for Vube.com should be shot…