The United States of France

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In the wake orf the Paris killings I would remind our froggy friends that Obama takes every opportunity to remind the world that the French are America’s oldest allies. Hollande basks in Obama’s shadow. You may have taken Britain’s place at the yankee top table mes amis but as the waves orf synthetic grief sweep la belle France, is the free admission to the number one spot on the jihaddi hate list worth it? No doubt Monsewer Hollande has taken to wearing his mackintosh and crash helmet again.

We do not forget how Obama managed to forget the British involvement in the D Day landings and the liberation of France during the recent remembrance observances when the only Head orf State who had actually served during WW11, HM The Queen, was sidelined.

While I find the machine gunning of a few fucking journalists understandable, what I cannot condone is the perfectly predictable outpouring orf liberal wailing and solidarity that has followed. That is down to you, you cunts in black. Candles, cuddly toys, cliched slogans, twittershit, grieving widows snivelling to camera, France has caught the fucking spirit orf Diana. Rumours orf a free concert in Paris from Elton John. Jihaddis take note.

Obama has been pushing the line orf Liberté, Egalité, Fraternité (LEF), French spiritual founding fathers orf the American Constitution ect ect. We know that the twisted cunt hates anything British but worth reminding ourselves that the French still actually have colonies or as they like to term it “colonial relationships” and were renowned for their sadistic rule and involvement in the slave trade. Froggy political hacks queuing up to puff France and LEF. I seem to recall that the high flown ideals orf LEF soon degenerated into The Reign Of Terror. Well mes amis, you have it now.

Je suis cunt.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

Sinead O’Connor

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O’ Connor is such a twat… Sang the praises of the IRA for years. Not been musically relevant for years either (if ever!). Yet she gets on the Band Aid download (it is not a single/record/45) because she crawls around Geldof’s arse… She has always thrived on controversy instead of relying on talent. Among her many pearls was when she said, ‘Hitler wasn’t a bad person. He was just a very fucked up person.’ Plenty of people are fucked up. But they don’t murder en masse, you silly twisted Catholic bald cunt…

I remember she was on a TV show in 1990. I was there with the Happy Mondays (I used to help them with the amps and all that). O’Connor was being a self righteous, miserable and pompous pain in the arse. Shaun Ryder told her she needed a good shagging to cheer herself up and that she was on a permanent period… Good to see she hasn’t changed…

Nominated by: Norman

Sinead O’Connor is a cunt. Did you see her on that latest Band Aid wank?
Useless fucking wastrel / toothless harpie / Dave / disabled toilet.

Nominated by: Brian Cunt

Darts

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Darts needs a massive cunting…

When I was a lad it was a man’s game: with fellahs just drinking beer and playing darts… Now even this has been americanized and turned into a tacky spectacle… All these cunts in fancy dress with the ridiculous stunts and other bullshit… The darts fan is now one of the biggest breed of cunts…

And darts player, Peter Wright, is a gargantuan “look at me!” tosspot…

Nominated by: Norman

Alex Salmond [7]

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Alex Salmond, former First Minister of Scuntland, is a right cunt!

Instead of cunting his barren wife he cunted Scuntland instead and when the cunt didn’t get the result he wanted he fucked off and left another proper cunt in charge.

Nominated by: Lord Cuntingdong

Anjem Choudary [2]

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In the wake of the shootings in Paris, self-styled cleric Anjem “Andy” Choudary requires an urgent cunting.

Benefit claimant Choudary (who hilariously insists that his benefits “belong to Allah”), has written this response to the murder of the Charlie Hebdo cartoonists:

And if anyone still remains in any doubt as to the cuntitude of this scum, here’s the cunt’s Twitter feed:

It’s also worth noting that Choudary is engaged in action against Google and various websites who have published the following photos of him as a younger man which he is trying to have removed:

Hilariously, the various legal actions he has brought cite his rights under the European Convention on Human Rights!

Nominated by: Fred West