I’d like to formally cunt “People Persons”. You know the type. “Hey, I consider myself a real PEOPLE person!” Yeah. Right.
These awful cunts are usually found attempting to edge their way up the corporate/ religious/ charidee/ political ladder whilst genuinely believing themselves to be inspirational and motivating types who brighten the lives of lesser individuals. Often seen herding their reluctant office underlings into the paintball area of your local wood/swamp/marsh for some “Team Building” (Eurgh!!) or leading a bunch of naïve inexperienced adventurer types into the mountains for a (hopefully) doomed sleepover at Camp Hypothermia. And he’ll have a secondhand guitar which will be twanged tunelessly around the campfire while he urges his freezing companions to sing along about their “ging gang fucking goolies” or suchlike.
Invariably obsessed with slogans such as “wake up and smell the coffee”, “there’s no “I” in “Team”, “get with the program” and the perennial 80’s cunt catchphrase “go for it!” (AAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!) this turd in vaguely human form considers himself/herself a charismatic natural leader of men when actually they are a grating, obnoxious pain in everyone around them’s arse. Tragically they are also often utterly well intentioned into the bargain with the result that their kind hearted colleagues and friends (if they’ve got any) can’t bring themselves to bring them down to earth by informing them that they actually possess less charisma than a half empty tube of Anusol abandoned in a bedsit bathroom cabinet. In Wales.
Russell Brand. An totally unfunny fuckwit and general pissant of the first water. After his stunt with Andrew Sachs and the total bullshit he was spouting during the election, I really didn’t that my loathing for this piece of human excrement could get any worse. But I was wrong.
Yesterday, as the bodies of tourists butchered on the beach in Tunisia were being flown into Brize Norton, Brand said the minute’s silence was an ’empty, hollow gesture’. He went on to say that it was “part of a general policy of bullshit, so that our government can continue selling arms around the world and perpetuating a cycle where its own needs are met.” So basically, Brand is saying that it’s the UK government’s fault these poor buggers were mown down.
I have two important questions about this arsehole that need addressing :
(1) Why does anybody listen to a single word this pathetic, immature, ex-junkie, shite-spouting, degenerate waste of good air has to say about anything?
(2) Why wasn’t he on holiday in Tunisia last week?
The fucker needs chinning and his lips sewing up. He’ll do and say anything to get his sad arse in the news. What a disrespectful piece of shit he is!
The SNP are cunts. Financially illiterate cunts. Scotland cannot stand on its own feet without Englands subsidies.
The UK works (just) and has influence (not so much these days) because of what the ‘U’ in UK stands for you stupid bagpipe fondlers. Undo that and you’ll be back in the days of Robert ‘Spider botherer’ Bruce, living in mud huts and foraging for haggis. Fucking idiots.
Whilst it was I suppose inevitable that the child beauty pageant shite managed to invade the UK, this latest fad by what I can only assume are retarded women who have never grown out of their own childhood and to whom, a child is merely a doll substitute. ‘Blinging up Baby’ brings TV to a new low.
Having watched a series of these morons bleating about how they would starve to afford little Milan ( who the fuck calls their child Milan?) to possess that latest Gucci bag ( a 9 month old ), to the unemployed single mother, who spends half her bloody dole money to dress her kid up in designer clothes. I truly wonder at the level of stupidity.
One gem was in hearing how they really wanted to groom their kids for exposure on social media. Guess what girls, so do all the bloody paedos on the internet!
I wish to nominate Saudi Arabian “cleric” (and, I presume, owner of a micropenis) Sheikh Bandar al-Khaibari as a complete cunt.
This twat reckons he knows more about cosmology than Copernicus, Galileo and Newton – just because he’s read the book of fairy tales attributed to semi-historical paedophile, desert bandit and all-round wankstain Mohammad.
Watch this link – his explanation of flying to China is unintentionally hilarious. The Neolithic folks who built Stonehenge knew more the workings of the universe than this cocksucker, thousands of fucking years before the Koran dribbled out of the ass of the (presumably pre-pubescent) camel Mo was fucking because the girls at the local kindergarten were already being humped by his fellow beard wearers.
