I also have convinced myself that their brother vs. brother fued is somewhat of a scam,can’t tell anymore. Gorrilaz are really shite too I can’t believe they have made millions over it, who buys this shit? This form of corruption in the music industry encourages bad/no talent and bravado.

Also they have upped prices on Cd’s and vinyl as a way to combat piracy. What a load of shite.

Nominated by: Titslapper

‘….this is mrs click click durk, she has to walk ten miles a day to get dirty water…blah blah, dead and dying kids etc etc’

Its really awful that there is no running water, and the rivers are full of typhoid, dysentery and parasites (at least the parasites are not as big as the cunts on Labour run councils, like Rotherham and Sheffield) and that they have to walk 2 hours to school, that there has been an earthquake, that they are going blind, but we can’t save all these cunts.

£3 is not all it costs to improve someones life/hearing/clean water, what about the directors running charities like Oxfam who are on £170K a year? Its supposed to be a fucking charity, and charity begins at home so how about a dose of reality in the salary department you robbing Quangocrat cunts? These same ‘fake’ charities actually already derive a large portion of their incomes from central governments in the EU, so its a double tax rinse for those dumb enough to fall for their shite.

After all, they seem to get better then try and secret themselves into plane undercarriages and cargo ships, all bound for good old blighty. As if its not enough, The DFID spunks millions of taxpayers money helping these cunts, who ultimately choose a new dictator to murder the next tribe down the road. The white man needs to stay the fuck out of african politics, the last 200 years still have not taught us that today’s refugee is tomorrow’s freedom fighter, and the next day’s genocidal dictator. For the love of christ, stop sending fucking money to Africa!

‘We are the victims, you cannot treat us like this’ is the usual cry from the Nigerian asylum seekers at the UK’s ports. Its not like there is a population crisis in Africa, if the fuckers would exercise some restraint and birth control (council sink dwellers should try this too) maybe their lives might be a bit less complex and reliant on western handouts.

I don’t want to give to these fuckers, I don’t want my nose rubbed in their suffering every 5 minutes be it on TV, in the high street, or in Magazines. And the government cunts should also stop throwing taxpayers cash at them.

Leave us the fuck alone you pious begging cunts!

Nominated by: The Captain

ADHD and AADD (Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder and Adult Attention Deficit Disorder respectively) are two formerly popular propaganda terms used by the parents of stupid children, crappy teachers, and white collar drug dealers masquerading as NHS GP doctors. Parents neglecting their children, combined with a steady diet of political correctness, increases a child’s risk of being labeled with ‘ADHD’ by 90%.

The symptoms of ADHD are very similar to those of the closely related Asparagus Brain Syndrome. They include:

* Inability to get jokes unless they are Childrens BBC quality (because of inattentiveness).

* Constantly telling everyone about ADHD.

* Forgetting that one has ADHD.

* Claiming that Thomas Edison, Beethoven, or Einstein had the same disease, and thus that they are part of a genius master race.

* Being easily upset when people call their disease a disease. Being upset when they don’t.

* Yelling random things at a wall for three hours.

* Staring at a wall for 5 hours.

According to drug companies, the best way to “cure” this “disorder” is to pump sufferers full of drugs, especially if patients are children.

Drugs, behavioural rewards and anger management are just PC treatments for ADHD/AADD and are fucking useless. In my opinion ADHD is really an inability to deal with a minor impairment or disability or you are a closet bully or narcissist. For a child the best treatment is ‘a jolly good slapping’ For an adult the best treatment is ‘a fucking good kicking’.

Nominated by: Entopy