A mug of tea, proper mans drink. C.A.
It’s mid-morning. You’re driving to wherever you need to go next. Your tummy rumbles, so you think “OK, I’ll shove a pasty in it”.
You spot a Gregg’s and think “Yeah, a square of pastry-encased shit will do for now”. You have a window of about 5 minutes to get to where you need to be next.
You park up and in you go, and there they are. Four or five orange-vested, lesser spotted actually working Apes at the counter, all buying MSG-baked fare, but with a twist – they all want ‘coffees’ with the cardboard food substitute they’re buying.
“Can I get 27 steak bakes and 300 Latte’s love”
“Can I get” automatically qualifies them for Oven.
“Latte’s” is a poove’s drink.
You reach work 25 minutes late because of these absolute cunts that have been conditioned to think it’s normal life to go back and forth to work whilst ordering ‘coffee’ from shitty places in between.
Fuck the neanderthal cunts.
Nominated by WokeUpTodayAndRealisedWhatACuntIAm.
O/T: Somebody else who probably enjoys a skinny latte:
https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15987367/Labour-business-secretary-Peter-Kyles-gym-buddy-Keir-Starmers-government.html
Mr Kyle wears American underpants: one Yank and they’re off.
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Blatant Poofery?
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Tea for me. Two big mugs first thing in the morning, sets me up for the day.
However, I do like an iced coffee, especially when it’s hot, and strangely enough it was while on holiday in Greece that I got hooked on it.
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Not iced tea as well then JP?
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There will be change when the Burmanoid takes power, the velocity of the decline to shite zero will increase logarithmically
May the good lord take pity on us as no other bastard will
Fire and sword the only answer (as long as my GTN spray lasts).
Victory or death. Fuck them all
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Tea?!? Real builders drink engine oil mixed with the contents of the portaloo scooped out by hand!
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