Clare Balding [2]

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I can’t stand that hairy pie muncher Clair fucking Balding.

She is another cunt that is heading to be a ‘national treasure’. Best thing about treasure is that it spends all its life buried where no cunt can find it. That should happen to her and her fucking oppo’s.

Nominated by: Iorek Byrnison

Young Fathers

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I’d like to cunt the Mercury prize winning ‘Young Fathers’ after watching their tuneless shite at Glastonbury.

A prime example of every cunt ‘loving’ something because they are seen as hip and current. Fuck off they are a pile of shite, the musical equivalent of midget sex, ie everyone into them because they are bored.

Nominated by: Lord of the Cunts

Feminism

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Feminists want equal pay for equal work but they want to leave the more dangerous and difficult jobs to men.

Feminists want equal treatment but they will never pay for lunch.

Remember When A Male doesn’t want to take care of their kid he’s a deadbeat dad. When women don’t want to take care of their kid its feminism or women rights. Feminism has polluted the concept of dating and marriage , their ideals have actually made men more misogynist towards women for the most part, but then again I judge a book by its cover and content.

But wait! That’s sexist…

Nominated by: Titslapper

Andy Murray [9]

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So, Andy Murray gets cunted for the ninth time. Co-incidentally, if Federer wins this Sunday that’s the same number as the number of Wimbledon titles he’ll have won.

Murray didn’t just lose – he was totally outclassed and outplayed. As usual, his temperament let him down. Federer made it look easy. And it was easy because Federer is a champion and Murray is just a good player.

There’s only one person in tennis I despise more than this little scrote, and that’s his bloody mother. She really gets on my tits.

7-6, 7-6, 6-4 says it all. You’re out of your depth, sonny boy.

It has been said on here that some people keep getting cunted again and again and that this is just too much repetition. However, in Murray’s case the megacunt just can’t be cunted often enough.

Now fuck off back to the Caledonia Peoples Republic, you loser!

Nominated by: Dioclese

Fanboys

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On the subject of Fanboy types, possibly the most overbearing intolerant cunts can be found on the James Bond movie forums.

Ever since Mr Craig put the tuxedo on for Casino Royale there have been such cringeworthy comments posted as “at last they are making Bond movies that intellectuals can enjoy” and “intelligent people enjoyed Skyfall whereas unintelligent people didn’t” (Presumably these geniuses were intelligent enough to spot the numerous plot holes and logical errors in the aforementioned outing). The arrogance on display from some of these “Serious Bond Fan” types is truly shocking (positively shocking, you smug, condescending cunts, if any of you are reading this) I was even removed from one forum for jokingly suggesting that “Quantum of Solace” should be retitled “The Yawn Supremacy” or “The Bourne Mediocrity” and that the producers were too scared to use their imaginations in case some halfwit cracks an Austin Powers joke.

Personally I think Dan Craig is fine, it’s just the movies that need moving up a notch but mild, lighthearted criticism is met with a barrage of sneering and insults. IT’S ONLY A MOVIE, YOU ARROGANT FANBOY CUNTS!!!

Nominated by: Mr Bastard