Budget analysis bullshit

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I am weary of reading shite like ‘3 million families hardest hit by tax credit cuts’ and ’13 million families loose at least £250….’ blah blah bollocks.

But thats not really true is it? Its merely an obfuscation of the truth, and one of the main reasons why this country runs such a massive fiscal deficit.

What is really happening is 3 million families have been living a lifestyle they can’t afford on the back every other working taxpayer. 3 million families are above their station, having kids that they can’t afford because someone else picks up the tab.

‘But its investing our countries future’ is the social and liberal cry. I would like to call bullshit on that one. We already have lots of shop assistants, nail technicians, Banksman/labourers, and serial breeders, we don’t need anymore. We have to get jonny foreigner into do some of the jobs because we, the english, feel we are too precious to do them ourselves, or if we forced a section of society to do this work it might be ‘degrading’ to them.

Statistically speaking, a down’s syndrome couple is more likely to have a perfectly normal child than this level of investment in families is likely to bring substantial returns in the way of tax takings by the individuals getting good school grades (thats another cunting in itself) and well paying jobs.

The state sponsored breeding programme has failed, and now needs to be curtailed. Cutting tax credits and family subsidies is clearly a step in the right direction. Having kids is a lifestyle choice, I don’t see any logical reason to continue funding it with taxpayers cash, for little or no return. The cost of educating this rabble, as well as trying to keep it alive long enough via the NHS to get some tax and NI out of them is a diminishing return.

Its a dose of reality that 13 million people have done a Greece with all their lives, and now there is no more road to kick the can down.

Nominated by: The Captain

WTF! Can’t these cunts who insist on slagging off budgets do basic maths?

On the Beeb this morning fronted by ubercunt leftie Charlie Stait, some wanker said that increasing the minimum wage from £8 to £9 an hour would add 39% to his business running costs and would force him out of business.

Assuming that his only cost was wages (which it can’t be), then the £1 increase is 12.5% so how the fuck does he arrive at 39%?!?

Just proves what the Tories have been saying: the standards of maths in this country is unacceptably low. It seems to me especially amongst the lazy lefty bastards and the great unwashed. No wonder the immigrants get all the jobs!

Nominated by: Dioclese

War correspondents

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War correspondents deserve the biggist cunting ever!

Firstly when the shit is really flying they are not there Then when it stops they turn up and pretend its still going on and are in mortal danger. Should anything happen whilst they are there they are more than happy to film you as you writhe in agony instead of doing the decent thing and dragging you away from the cause of the problem.

And lastly, most importantly they ask stupid fucking questions! Whilst working abroad wearing a uniform and carrying an assault rifle one dumb fuck walked up to me and said “What are you doing here?” Classic!

Nominated by: Lord Benny

Eniola Aluko

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Eniola Aluko -(Chelsea women’s team and ‘Lioness’) is a cunt….
Because of her failure (along with the rest of them) this silly cow now has been ‘rewarded’ with a ‘column’ on the BBC Sports website… And what pearls of wisdom did this bastion of the game have today? Manchester United should have a women’s team and join the World Cup party….

(1) It was not – and never will be – The World Cup… That was held last year in Brazil… Players like Moore, Charlton, Pele, Beckenbauer, Kempes, Zoff, and Zidane win World Cups… Not silly PC projects with stupid Fleet Street nicknames…

(2) Join the party? As I have already said, celebrating failure… Pure Eddie The Eagle losing is an achievement shite… What’s ext for the ‘Lionesses’, an open top bus?!

(3) MUFC do not have a women’s team and never should have one… For all the (many) faults that the club has today, they haven’t fallen for all this PC nu-footie crap…

So fuck off, Eniola Aluko….

Nominated by: Norman

The Budget

Budgie day

I’d like to cunt the government budget politics.

Top of the food chain image conscious media and politico type people going on TV to discuss and argue the budget winners and losers of the lower food chain classes. All perception-deception to hide we are budgeted by a plutocratic hieratical top down control system. Not seen (as it should be) democratic bottom up individual responsibilities about learning and earning merit to make budget balance prosperity and fair sharing.

The men in dark tailored suits, and women in designer outfits, spout their economics budget numbers and percentages shite on the mainstream media TV, radio and the Internet Twatter and Farcebook. The chattering classes return equal shite economics number counting and arguments boredom on the MSM answer-TV and the Internet reply comment spaces.

And the vacuous ‘free speech’ bleating pleb cunts shout the same reply responses budget nonsense on the MSM, but go further by spouting their own budget bollocks on Internet alternative media comment and blog sites.

Budget talking cunts. Fuck ’em all and fuck you government budget.

Nominated by: Entopy

Camilla Batmanghelidjh

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The egregious Camilla Batmanghelidjh orf Iranian extraction has been tapping a tidy old living oit orf waifs and stray kiddies for nigh orn two decades. Founded Kids Company, saintly intent, tireless charity worker on behalf orf said waifs and strays, honorary CBE ect ect no doubt and permanent bleeding heart fixture on BBC, Guardian, Red Nose Day et al. Has hoovered up any charity cash going – reported £9 million from HMG, £1 million from the Lottery ect ect – only fly in the ointment has had to “step aside” (one orf Sir Limply’s favourite moves in the old dance orf corruption) due to more creative financial direction than a blind punter would receive in a Cairo bazaar. Chairman orf Kid’s Company is that honorary cunt and Creative Director orf the BBC, two jobs and two pensions Alan Yentob (rented a room to his daughter once but that is another cunting).

Also undoubtedly scurrilous reported allegations from online sources that Kid’s Company has been a breeding ground for paedos.

In short she is alleged to have been running a vast charitable empire orn a cash in hand basis and appears at a loss to account for the fate orf vast amounts orf moolah. In a previous life when yours truly had connections with theatrical presentations orf an artistic nature in praise orf the female form, met the old cunt orf many colours at fund raisers various. Attempted to tap her for a spot orf inside gen on the great and the good but the filly would talk solely on a cash or goods in kind basis alluding, I took it with horror, to her garden orf Venus. Now slightest whiff of money and your pukka indigent aristo is usually orf after the fox in a flash but all I caught was the aroma orf a three day dead camel. The offer was declined.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke