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Aziz Ibrahim

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Aziz Ibrahim is a cunt…
The ex- Simply Red and (he says) ex- Stone Roses guitarist is now milking his brief association with the Roses and the guitarist of another huge band… First of all, it wasn’t ‘The’ Stone Roses that Aziz Ibrahim joined… Reni and Squire had gone, and without them there was no Stone Roses… He became part of a short-lived comedy act with the Roses name, along with that clown, Robbie Maddix…

Now Ibrahim is all over the place, going on about how Slash wanted to join The Stone Roses and that he (Slash) was turned down because of his leather trousers… This isn’t news for a start… It was heard about 20 years ago, and it was a rumour then… Ian Brown just said ‘Fuck off! We hate Guns ‘N Roses! Redneck crap!’ when asked about Slash at the time… Even Slash himself says it was bollocks… It wouldn’t have worked anyway…

For The Roses you need Squire, Brown, Mani, Reni…. It’s like all that ‘latterday Byrds’ bollocks… Fuck the likes of Parsons, Battin and all the others… The Byrds were McGuinn, Clark, Crosby, Hillman and Clarke…

Aziz Ibrahim is using bigger names and ancient hearsay to get himself noticed and get clickbait…

Should have stuck with that Hucknall prick, you cunt….

Nominated by: Norman

Wasps

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It’s a lovely September day today. The sun is shining, the weather is warm but not hot, perfect for sitting out in the back garden with a drink and a couple of newspapers. But you know what, it isn’t a perfect day, because of one minor thing, and that is wasps. The little cunts are everywhere – wasps buzzing around my bins, wasps buzzing around the windows, wasps buzzing around the washing, everywhere there’s fucking wasps.

Wasps – what do they actually do? Apart from sting people and scare skittish folk they seem to serve no purpose or function whatsoever. “Oh, that’s not fair!” says some twat in a beard, “wasps kill all the garden pests and play an important role in our ecosystem! We should love wasps!” he squawks from inside his beekeeper suit, repellent in hand. “Well, twat in a beard, my garden consists of a couple of lawns and a few dead shrubs, so what use are wasps to me?”, I reply, to be greeted by silence and vague mutterings and curses.

So wasps are basically the delinquent hoodies of the insect world, doing sod all apart from hanging around where they’re not wanted and making people feel nervous – they even have bearded idiots of a left-leaning persuasion sticking up for them, just like your common chav.

So there’s no escaping the little cunts, and until the real cold weather comes along they’ll be there, getting on my wick and costing me a fortune in Raid.

Little cunts.

Nominated by: Colin Murray’s Brain

Dynamo

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Dynamo is a solid gold cunt. Little, weedy, boring as fuck, gormless, non-blinking shit-weasel.

It’s not fucking magic you cunt! It’s a fucking trick! You are not blessed with paranormal abilities. You just spent you early years being ignored by girls, your school lunch times with your favourite physics teacher playing Warhammer, then going home and wanking over your Magic Circle monthly news letter.

You are a cunt, and what sort of name is fucking “Dynamo”? At least David Blaine wasn’t so pretentious that he gave himself a wrestling name, and he was a very pretentious cunt in his own right.

Can you imagine the fanny that little cunt gets? Boils my blood.

Nominated by: Cunt O’MaCunto

BBC and the Muslims

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The BBC are still cunts…

Headline on the news site? ‘Black Lives Matter protests stop cars and trams’

Which is basically a load of student knobheads and right-on cunts disrupting Metrolink services…. These BBC cunts obviously see this as more important than terrorism and murder…

The knife wielding psycho who caused so much damage in Russell Square is now -to the BBC – an official ‘non-story….’ First of all, they wouldn’t say that he was a Muslim Migrant (which he was/is)… Those gutless, bleeding heart cunts at the Beeb referred to the killer as a ‘Norwegian national of Somalian origin… A 19-year-old “Norwegian national of Somali origin?” Oh, you mean a Muslim immigrant? Just say it, you BBC cunts! Then the knife rampage by Somali Muslim in London now downgraded by the BBC to a “street attack”. .

And today there is no mention of the RusselLSquare carnage on the BBC site…

But ‘Black Lives Matter’? That’s different…The BBC should have a banner on their news website that says ‘White Lives Don’t!’ Because their total disregard and covering the facts about Russell Square proves that they don’t give a toss…

And someone should tell these BBC bastards that their precious ‘Black Lives Matter’ mob revel in the deaths of police officers…

Nominated by : Norman

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Dead Pool [40]

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Congratulations to Rebel Without a Cunt! who scores a hole in one by correctly forecasting the demise of golfing legend Arnold Palmer. Never saw that coming…..fore!!!!

So we wipe the slate and move on to Dead Pool 40…

A reminder of the rules (especially the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices.
List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored. Please wait for the reset when a pool is won and we move on. That way, we all know where we are!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.

3. It helps admin if you nominate one name per line, no numbers in front or comments afterwards. Comment what you like after your five names! A request – not a hard and fast rule – but it speeds up the list making if we can do a straight cut and paste to a spreadsheet.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

And just to make sure I get in first, here’s the Dioclese famous five :
Herman Wouk, Kirk Douglas, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Olivia de Havilland, Billy Graham

So nominations are now open. Off you go and good luck