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Sponsored links

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Sponsored links are cunts.

Those cunty things, that cover nearly every news websites grip my shit. Taboola are my number one hate. “A great way to check your ppi status” or “this new treatment is taking your area by storm” or “25 cunts who fucked up their faces with surgery, number 18 will make your jaw drop” are only things a cunt would click on. They are fucking everywhere.

And, as I do most of my net browsing on a tablet, it is easy to accidentally click on these fucking things when the web page is loading. And, when they pop up, they are just portals for other adverts. I know the news sites must get their revenue from somewhere, but why can’t they get it from a more upmarket source, like selling smack, or human organs for transplant.

Cunts

Nominated by: Gutstick Japseye

Champagne socialism

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Yes it’s easy to be a hardcore socialist/green activist when you’re minted.

Most folk where the notion of socialism actually fits are too busy trying to grind out a living to give two shits what these cunts think on their behalf!

Nominated by: Rebel without a Cunt!

Sam Allardyse [2]

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I already tried to cunt Allardyce when he was first appointed.

My points were basically these. What qualifications does the fat, useless cunt have to be the national team manager? Has he managed at the highest club level? No. Was he a highly respected player who’s played at the highest level? No. Has he managed clubs who’ve had regular European competition thus exposing him to experience outside of the domestic leagues? No. Has be regularly managed big ego players at the height of their careers and molded them into winning teams? No.

So again, what exactly are his qualifications? It just goes to show how far the national football team has regressed such that this industrial strength ‘com on lads get stook in will ya’ gets a shot at England manager. If you thought Hodgson was bad, he was merely the appetiser for clown Allardyce.

The national embarrassment continues.

Nominated by: Imitation Yank

There’s been some interesting bs on the BBC Sport website about This twat saying he can’t tell Wayne Rooney where to play. And there was me thinking that was his (ludicrously well-paid) job.

Here’s a thought, he could say “Listen to me, you useless, fat, wiggy, Scouse cunt. Fucking play where I tell you to play or I’ll have you out of the team faster than you can open your wallet when a 70-year-old prossie comes into view. You cunt.”

Just a thought.

Nominated by: Cunt’s Mate Cunt

Long haul flights

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Long haul flights really are an acute pain in my cock.

Some people have no ability to sit still for even ten minutes without shuffling around and causing grief like they’ve just had their cock rammed in a hornets nest. Also these fucking pissed up cunters causing havoc and trying to get into the cockpit are the worst kind of aircunts around. Two well-aimed taps would do the trick. Trying to stir up shit in a long alloy tube at 30,000ft is on page one of the shit ideas guide.

Added to that, screaming kids fighting each other over toys while their deliberately oblivious parents pretend they can’t hear and it’s a vision of hell. I might not even bother renewing my passport. It’s nice when you get the other end, but it’s the shit you have to do to get there. A lot of these places are overrated anyway.

Nominated by: Twatvarnish

(It’s alright in business class tho’ – Dio)