No, that would be too much work for the cunts. Instead they choose to walk past and through the malaise of brown smoke emanating from the car park, into the Co-op and back out with their £3.25 “Meal Deal” to be consumed down by the canal side – just on the off chance there are any speeding barges drifting by.
I’d also like to cunt these keystone cops on another thing: how come you never see the cunts pull a van with PL or RO on the number plate even though they go tear-arsing through “enforced” 50mph zones at 80 and yet low and behold when they clap eyes on my insured, mot’d and roadworthy vehicle they take great pleasure in stopping me for doing 67mph in a 60 zone (when you’d get off with 66mph – 10% tolerance) whilst lurking out of site with a radar gun?
I’ll tell you why, pulling a PL or RO motor is a lot of work. Pulling decent folk is easy money.
Lazy cunts!
Nominated by: Rebel without a Cunt!
