Blame it on Brexit

Remember ‘Blame it on the boogie’ by the Jacksons? Well now we have ‘Blame it on the Brexit’.

Post triggering of Article 50 we have a surge in hate crimes against Brexit. All over Europe anti-Brexit feeling has boiled over to vitriolic hate and it has even been linked to climate change by Al Bore.

Everyone in the MSM, zleb land and tired old, has been, cunt politicians and their slippery advisors have been turbo charged into mass Brexit hysteria.

Only at the weekend we heard of Spain being giving rights to block Gibraltar leaving the E.U.  This is an obvious distraction technique whistled up by the Pavlovian dogs of the E.U management aka ‘International Socialist Party’  – sounds like a name Adolf would have been proud of – to weigh down the Brexit negotiations. Also, Alastair Scumball, a man usually depressed, became manic depressed on national TV,  as he suffered a psychotic episode with Nigel of the Farage. Scumball really should keep taking the meds but seriously up the dosage.

Then, a young Kurdish asylum seeker is given a serious beating by ‘racist pro-Brexit scum’.  The MSM were quick to blame Brexit as the cause of this hate crime, before anything was known about it’s perpetrators.

Lard arse M.P,  Dining About – On Fried Chicken,  even stated there is ‘widespread’  hate crime occurring against foreigners, as if it is an everyday occurrence. So, the knee jerk reaction to this crime was that evil white, ‘scum’ put this teenager in intensive care.

Err….hold the front page ……it would seem not. Instead, we have black yoof from the local boozer – a hangout for Zambians – who would seem to be responsible. The mug shots of three more people the police are looking for are clearly black. Whoops…..

So with this new information, is this a hate crime or not?  Does it change with the colour of the perpetrators?  It shouldn’t do, should it? Yet, the MSM have feverishly diluted this story, now the colour of the attackers is known. We are of course waiting for an apology from Dining About, once she has finished eating. There is a chance she is feeling embarrassed at jumping the gun and getting it wrong. Although, since she is a serial offender in the long running drama of playing the victim, we may have a long wait.

The best of the worst, from Ms About, was sending her son  to a private school while talking up the wonderful state school system and simultaneously slagging off the private school system. Hardly, principled behaviour from a politician. So we strongly recommend she stick with what she is good at….eating….and leave politics and social commentary to some other ‘experts’. Hypocrisy always leaves a bad taste in the mouth, unlike fried chicken it would seem.

The biggest hate crime of the moment seems to be against Brexit and Brexiteers. Will anyone be charged? Maybe the police would like to investigate?  Of course not, Brexit is not a person and neither it seems are Brexiteers to the likes of the MSM, politicians and the mouthy zlebs.

Nominated by Mike Oxard.

Dara O’Briain (2)

I would like to nominate the cunt called Dara O’Braine. This unfunny fucking comedian pops up everywhere grinning like a monkey with a sackful of bananas.

For the following reasons I nominate him:

(1) no cunt knows how to spell his name and I’m sure he keeps changing it just to wind me up.

(2) he is a permanent fixture on the BBC…nuff said.

(3) he is a smarmy smug fat cunt and his stupid fat face pisses me off.

(4) the cunt is a comedian who is not fucking funny.

(5) I can’t stand his fucking stupid fucking accent… Nothing much wrong with an Irish accent but when it comes out of his fat gob it just makes me want to bomb the bastards!

(6) he is a cunt.

Nominated by Freddie The Frog.

J K Rowling (5)

As the clock runs down to the UK invoking article 50 let’s see how many liberal Cunts start virtue signalling? J K Rowling started early this morning on her twatter account saying how sad she feels today?? There’s a little picture of a young girl in a union skirt letting go of both an EU and Scottish flag balloon!!

Listen up bitch I’ve felt sad everyday since that utter cunt major signed the Maastricht treaty!!

Felt sad since 2004 when the EU gave accension for 10 mostly poor unwanted countries to join the club!!

I’ve felt sad with the millions that have come putting an unbearable strain on housing and the NHS!!

I’ve felt sad when Blair signed the Lisbon treaty!!

I’ve had 24 years of feeling sad that we were conned into a two bob wannabe superstate!!!

So J K Rowling your fuckin sadness is my delight!!

Stick to writing books!! Cunt!!

Nominated by Quislings.

Lily Allen (4)

Lily the Mong needs a cunting.The rancid bitch has said on social media and any other media outlet how much compassion she has for the environment, that air pollution is a bad thing. So when the Mong tells all and sundry that when her car lease has ended she will get herself a Prius. So instead, as Lily the Mong is so so so righteous she goes and buys a gas-guzzling Mercedes Benz so she can drive her way through London. No doubt she collects the sand-dwellers on the way through.

Nominated by Gingers Ballsac.

Lily the Alien didn’t take much of a break from Twatter. After the Westminster terrorist attack she tweeted  “Lets be calm everyone, the police need space to investigate, we need to wait for facts, digest what is happening and respect those affected” and “London I love you x”

Ahhhhh…thanks for that Alien.  I’m sure those who have now been disabled or are suffering horrific injuries will give you a big thumbs up, since a ‘crazy’ convert to your favourite religion went on the rampage. So Ms. Alien why no photo-op this time round – no tears for those dead and injured and no howls of disgust toward the perpetrator? You seem to have gone very quiet on that front, huh?

Nominated by Mike Oxard.

Lily Spazmotron also dishes it out but can’t take it… The windowlicking libmong claimed she was ‘taking a break’ from Twatter because some ‘trolls’ had said some nasty things about her losing her kid… Nothing to do with her not being able to take justifiable criticism after saying things like anyone who voted Brexit and doesn’t arselick 30 year old ‘child’ ‘refugees’ is racist and ignorant, that all white men are potential rapists, and that anyone who disagrees with her about anything is Hitler then?…

I fucking loathe this spaztard snowflake cunt….

Nominated by Norman.

Baby Boomers

Please could I nominate the “baby boomer” generation.

Not every single one of them but to be honest, most of them. These are people born between 1945 & 1960 and for a variety of reasons over the years many seem to have become complete cunts.

They have lived their lives during the fastest and most sustained rise of living standards in history, benefitted from both free higher education and healthcare, bought their first houses for £15000 (5 times average earnings in 1975) & now worth 20 times that ( & 12 times average earnings for someone starting out now). They’ve benefitted from generous final salary pension schemes and investments that actually paid more that inflation, and for many years a lot more. Thats all fair enough until these selfish arrogant fuckers tell you it was all their own “hard work” and they deserve it all. Nothing to do with the sacrifices of the wartime generation, nothing to do with the ideas or entrepeneurship, hard graft and diminishing opportunities of generation X or just being in the right place at the right time.

Do they fancy spreading their good fortune around a bit? Oh no, its all about them them them. Now of course that they are approaching old age suddenly there are cries of “There’s no decent social care!! Pay for our social care!! We are babyboomers we must be given everything we demand !!” They didn’t give a toss when they stuck their granny or Mum or Dad in a fetid old folks home did they? Oh no, but of course they are the “special” ones aren’t they? They really do think so, just ask one of them.

On top of all that so many of them are fat. Don’t even get me started on fat people, thats another group of selfish cnuts if ever there was one. Fat people are kind and jolly? Whenever someone says that I laugh so hard I have to check my pants afterwards. Rant over.

Nominated by factotem.