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The Pope [2]

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Pope Francis is a ridiculous Cunt.

God’s Representative on Earth, The Bishop of Rome has warned followers of his Cult not to be influenced by “horoscopes and fortune-tellers”,but to believe implicitly in the Word of God,as reported by his religion. He uses some bizarre tale about Jesus walking on water to prove his point about how true belief is the only Path.

What a detestable,corrupt charlatan the old bastard is. Although I have no belief in horoscopes and the like,I don’t think that they’ll have caused a fraction of the pain and suffering that his religion has perpetrated over the Ages. Urging people to blindly follow the instructions of a discredited book of fairy-tales is no better than any other Cult’s instruction to always “Trust the Leader”.

The evil, duplicitous Magician should be treated with the same contempt as any other “Religious Extremist” who preaches hate and hides their inherent wickedness behind a load of Mumbo-Jumbo that even an opium-ridden, Lewis Carroll would have struggled to imagine.

Hurry up,and meet your Maker. I’d be interested to know the Judgement that his God hands down on him and his acolytes. Poisonous Cunts,the fucking lot of them.

Nominated by Dick Fiddler

David Miliband [2]

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David Miliband is a bit of a cunt, isn’t he.

The former Foreign Secretary and all-round failure has called for a second referendum (sigh) on Leaving the odious EU, a mere 14 months after the country democratically voted to say Goodbye to the rot.

Furthermore, this junkie-for-failure, ever greedy to be on the losing side, has called Phillip Hammond (craven, bollockless traitor) “valient” and wants his “vital” support. Come again?

After losing his Government place and subsequently being Macbethly knifed in the back by his equally twatish brother, ‘Miliband The Even Shorter’ went to live in America where he made loads of more money and was continually unaffected by Immigration.

What a noxious, privileged Muppet this chump has turned out to be. Even Steptoe, your leader, when not pretending to be a hybrid of the cash-supplying Tooth Fairy, the Easter bloody Bunny and Father Fucking Christmas has heavily implied we should get the fuck out, quickly.

Everything this berk touches turns to shite. It’s as if he’s got the reverse Midas touch. Remember when he was paid 50 grand to be a non-executive of Sunderland F.C. Well done, Dave, that went well, didn’t it.

Wipe off that ubiquitousshit-eating grin, piss off back to your cushy life in the States, and shut the fuck up about last year’s referendum, you tedious, short-arse cunt-nugget.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

Ed Sheeran [3]

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Ed Sheeran is a gargantuan cunt…

Now there are so many reasons to detest this tuneless ginger bollocked gargoyle, but now this cry baby gnome has left Twitter…. Because people are sending him nasty tweets and reading them has been ruining his life….

Seriously….The cunt is a millionaire many times over, even though he has the talent and the charisma of a fresh dog turd in a heatwave…Yet nasty comments have been ruining his life?! Is he that much of a fairy princess cunt?!

Some folk have took the piss out of Sheeran’s ‘appearance’ on Game Of Thrones… Quite a few have said what a self important ballbag he is, so diddumspoos has deleted his Twatter account… He really is an oversensitive, emotional dwarf, isn’t he?… The piece of excrement that is ‘Galway Girl’ was panned and he spat his dodie out over that too….

So he wants fame and all its perks and trappings, but can’t take even the slightest bit of criticism or humour at his expense?! Fucking frog faced ginger cunt….

Nominated by Norman

The World Athletics Championships

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Emergency cunting.
The World Athletic Championship and the British Team.

The British team have won nothing, all that tax payer funded training, the event being held in their own back yard, well the Islamic republic of Londonistan. Wall to wall coverage on the Beebistan broadcasting corporation and if lucky some beta male with a hipster beard manages to get a ‘pb’

As for the fuckers in the crowd cheering the Somalian who lives in the states last Friday but running under a flag of convenience, eat quorn you cunts.

Nominated by Leonardo di Cunty

Newcastle City Hall

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A cunting for the management of Newcastle City Hall.

The new Charity that have taken over the City Hall have decided that Roy “Chubby” Brown should no longer be allowed to perform. Apparently they have decided that his act is “unpleasant,crude and offensive”.

Now whether you like Chubby Brown or not, his act must be legal or he’d have been closed down long ago. The fact that a load of pretentious twats don’t like it shouldn’t mean that he should be banned. I bet if his act consisted of sneering at white,working-class,heterosexual men,he’d be welcomed with open arms. It’s nothing but cultural snobbery.

No doubt when the charity is next whining for funding,they won’t bother mentioning that they barred an act that has been popular for years. Maybe they can put one of those hilarious new comedians on instead to make up the shortfall.

Nominated by Dick Fiddler.