Author Archives: A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Munroe Bergdorf [2]

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Munroe Bergdorf is a transgender racist cunt with an enormous chip on his shoulder.

Bergdorf reckons that all white people were guilty of “racial violence” and that the white race was “the most violent and oppressive force of nature on Earth” ignoring, one presumes, those of the peaceful persuasion.

Which is a bit ironic given that its mother is white.

When sacked by L’Oreal, probably because he wasn’t ‘worth it’ he retorted “that it was ironic that they dropped her while retaining Cheryl Cole on the same campaign given that the latter had been “actively convicted for punching a black woman”. Actually Cole was acquitted after defending herself from a woman who happened to be black and could just easily been white. Bergdorf isn’t big on facts.

This week it was on the GMTV show debating Twitter’s freedom of speech restrictions with broadcaster and writer Edward Adoo and hosts Piers Morgan and Susanna Reid. It was interesting to see a black man telling him he was talking bollocks.

His rant? “Absolutely this is about abuse. This is about racism and trying to stem the amount of racism, especially with young white men in modern Britain today. These are the groups that are upholding it. I think it’s very different with institutions when you’ve got businesses and agencies targeting individual people with abuse. I was called a “nigger”, I was called a “black bitch”, I was called a “tranny” constantly by these people.” Sounds accurate to me.

Piers pointed to her that black rappers use nigger and bitch all the time in their lyrics. This apparently is OK because they’re oppressed and white people aren’t. It’s not the first time Morgan and Bergdorf have clashed on air.

But what really pisses me off about people like Ian Bergdorf – to use the correct name – is that they get air time to spout their vile racist crap. And what baffles is why anybody gives a shit what they think…

Nominated by Dioclese

Organised Religion

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As Xmas is upon us again, I think it prudent to nominate organized religion for a biblical cunting.

To the even slightly educated, say IQ of 12 and above, religion is a swollen bag of bollocks.
Written by lunatics deranged by hunger or naturally occuring narcotics thousands of years ago, scripture is nothing more than the ramblings of an imbecile trying to make sense of the world around him whilst lacking any formulative or structured analysis.

Quite how the imbecile has defied natural selection and made it to the present day with faith intact is indeed a puzzle, but one that has been nurtured by the Cheerleaders of God.
Organized religion has carefully plundered all of humanity’s wealth and courage throughout the ages, nurturing the power they hold. Indeed, despite the best efforts of science and free thinking religion has prevailed.

Prevailed in its systematic creation of war, torture, famine, pestilence, suffering, guilt, poverty, murder and peadophilia. Indeed, almost every war of all time has religion as both it’s underlying cause and continued catalyst.

It is remarkable that anyone could take religion seriously, given the sheer number of times the christ figure has been replicated. And let’s not forget all that miracle shit.

Thanks to the organized religion, we as a spacefaring species have to share the 21st century with old testamenters and creationists from the bible belt of Americunt; creationist preaching in our school assemblies, promoted and backed up by a support organisation all of its own; and a plethora of banal celebrations etched into our society, including but not limited to, resurrection promoted through chocolate eggs and rabbits and of course – the dreaded christmas.
The life blood of mastercard.

I would argue that having caused the manifestation of the kind of stupidity that acknowledges a virgin birth, organized religion is also responsible for the existence of all other forms of stupidity such as the flat earthers, peacefuls, americunts in general, the fat acceptance movement, popular music and politicians.

Religion though is far from banal, it is actively encouraging evil. You need look no further than the pope himself inviting Robert Mugabe to the vatican (a destination unaffected by travel bans) or Mother Teresa writing to a judge pleading clemency and mercy for the accused conman who had stolen millions from poor people. Or even all of the peadophile priests still enjoying their freedom….

For creating all of the world’s problems, I encourage a vociferous cunting of organized religion in all its forms.

Halelucunt!

Nominated by Cuntflap

Smartphone addicts

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If people in years gone by thought that television was sucking the nations intelligence dry, what must they think of the smartphone?

Most people you see these days are walking around in a trance, hypnotised by the the little communication device that no one can apparently look away from for more than a minute. I have one, and it fills the gap a newspaper once did. You know, off for a difficult shit, or something to pass the time until something interesting happened. Not for these cunts. It is their life blood, the very point of being.

I work with a lot of young cunts, who are nice, but mostly useless as a work force. There is very little focus with them, until it comes to the fucking mobile, which must be checked every few minutes. Of course, one of their fellow mongs has updated their status, probably something world shattering like “just chillin” or “bored. Need Xbox”, which needs replying to immediately. Facebook, instagram, Snapchat, all filling their lives with fuck all worthwhile. You go somewhere like a beach or a gig or to the cinema, and it is populated by zombies glued to the little soul crusher in their hands.

The worst part of this is that these vacuous cunts think that it’s ok to do this while driving. I really don’t care if they kill themselves, far from it, however it’s the poor fucker minding their own business that gets caught up in the accidents they cause that have my sympathy.

Nominated by Gutstick Japseye

Dead cunts missed

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Sergeant Cunter’s Lonely Dead Dudes Band

All the Bastard Cunts we missed this year

Well we did nap some orf ’em – at least Shauno did – but not a good year in me humble. Cunts seem to be learning a trick or two, croaking orn the quiet, sod ’em.

Nominated by Sir Limply Stoke

Mariah Carey [2]

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Mariah Carey requires a cunting, doesn’t she?

Not for her annoying whine on every song.
Not for her awful dress sense.
Not for her making songs with d-list rappers in a futile attempt to appear relevant.
Not for having an arse the size of a bean bag.
Not because she released an album called No:1s but actually put in an apostrophe (cunt).
Not because the album No:1s contains a lot of No:2s (I mean the turds, not the positions).
Not because she’s more plastic than human.
Not due to her famous tantrums and subsequent bellicose demands at venues.
Not for being proud of being a truculent diva.
Not for the fact that although being half a century old, she still behaves like an over-sexualised teenage girl, despite increasingly looking like a drunken, transgender granny.

Not for any of these reasons. You know why she’s being cunted:-

That. Fucking. Song.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous