Beverley Turner

Posted on December 24, 2017 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Emergency cunting request!

Beverley Turner LBC accused Her Royal Highness The Duchess of Kent a racist because of a pair of poxy earrings. Apparently, they are “colonial” and demeaning to “da black and effnik community”. She had a procession of effnicks calling up saying it was racist. Worse still, white callers jumping on the bandwagon.

Then she openly criticised Christians by saying that anyone who follows God is mad. Imagine if I had called in to say I don’t like peacefuls???????????

Go fuck yourself, you leftard cunt.

Nominated by kravdarth

Elton Welsby

Posted on December 24, 2017 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

I would like to nominate that fucking cunt ‘little shit’ Elton Welsby on behalf of my rather disabled and dribbling father. He may well be in a Nursing Home and bereft of pretty much all of his faculties but the one thing my Dad taught me was the difference between rational and irrational hatred. God bless you Dad.

Some of you may know Elton and some not but with a name like Elton you just knew he was going to be a cunt, anyway Elton Welsby was a regional TV news presenter who specialised in sport in north west England and of scouse origin. I had absolutely zero opinion on the bloke until one day in I’d say 1985 my Dad walked into the lounge and upon seeing Elton on the TV actually squared up to it with his knuckles clenched and said ‘you little shit, come on then’.

It was and remains the most irrational cunting I’ve ever witnessed. Elton Welsby you’re a cunt

Nominated by CuntyMcCuntface

Mark Kermode [2]

Posted on December 23, 2017 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

In (largely undeserved) fairness to Skid-Mark-ed Commode, it’s not just him – I wish to initiate a Kermodious cunting of ALL so-called “Critics”.

What is a critic anyway ? Is it even a fucking job ? Surgeon, Hod-Carrier, Van Driver, yes I will readily “take my hat off” to any real worker, but bitching, belittling and expounding your own vacuous opinion, No, that’s not the work of a man, it’s the work of a cunt.

Cunts who labour under the misapprehension that their opinion is of vastly more importance than anyone else’s ? Yes – in common with virtually every single Twatter or Fuckbook user….

Qualifications required for position of Film / TV / Food Critic ? Watch some films, watch some TV or eat some food… Mostly for free, as the poor cunt of a Writer / Director / Chef, whose efforts you are poo-poo-ing will be vainly hoping for a reasonable “review” from said criticunt.
Skill / Creativity / Originality required for position of Critic ? Not Applicable.

Parasites, to a cunt. The same credence could be given to a tick’s opinion of the sheep’s arse upon which it is munching. Overpaid, overly indulged, self-important, smug twats. If you possess no discernible talent of your own, no future possibility of ever creating something original, then become a Critic.

As of above mentioned CuntMode, that’s not even his real name – I imagine the cunt has chosen it because it is the mode he adopts when reviewing others’ offerings at the Box Office.

As a further extension of Cumhoad’s critical cuntability, he reminds me of similarly Oil-Slicked 50’s throwback, the spectacularly unfunny Mark Lamarr – Must be something in the name Mark…

Merry Cuntmas

Nominated by Cunt Reviled

Selfish suicides

Posted on December 23, 2017 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

In the spirit of a Merry Christmas,I’d like to Cunt selfish suicide candidates.

I’ve just been reading about some arsehole holding traffic up for hours on the M5 yesterday. It’s like the ones who chose to throw themselves under a train without any consideration for the people who are inconvenienced by their self-centered action.

Now personally I’d never top myself,I’d hate to give people the satisfaction.But if people feel the need to leave their families clearing up their mess,while forced to feel a sense of guilt and responsibility, surely they can find a time,place and method which doesn’t impact on hundreds of people who will feel no sympathy,just a sense of “What a Cunt.”
A lot of these Cunts who make a big song and dance about it never go through with it anyhow. If anyone had held me up for 4 hours on my way home,I’d be chucking stones at the Cunt in the hope that he fell off the bridge anyhow. The police shouldn’t pander to them,they should just tell them that if they don’t get down,they’ll get a tranquiliser dart up the hoop,and they’ll be fucking lucky if there’s any crash mats below.

Fuck them.

Nominated by Dick Fiddler

Water Aid

Posted on December 23, 2017 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Water Aid are complete cunts.
They have an ad that shows some poor cunt walking miles through the bush to fill a grungy plastic container with buffalo piss and liquid sewage because this is the ONLY water available. They point out the water is full of bacteria and, well, shit and kills umpteen little water carriers a day and then some cheerful, well fed, well hydrated Yorkshire cunt asks for three quid to send them a shiny bucket with a tight lid and a tap to keep their poisonous water in WHAT THE FUCK USE IS THAT?????
Any one supporting this nonsense is a cunt, instead you should ask what this kid’s cunt parents are doing and why the cunts don’t move either: