Cunting for leaf blowers and any fucking shitcunt that uses one.

Cunts start the fuckers up at stoopid o clock and proceed to blow leaves and dust from their fucking gardens and driveways out onto the street only for mother nature to blow the same fucking leaves and dust straight back as soon as said cunt with leaf blower turns his fucking back. But thats ok cos the cunts back at the same place and same fucking time a week later to go through the same fucking useless objective all over again.

Get a fucking rake you cunts, rake the fucking shit into a pile put the fucking shit into a bin bag and leave it for the fucking green recycling cunt to take away you fucking lazy bastards.

And the swish of a rake sounds lovely on a still autumn day.

Nominated by flexicunt

I cant believe I’m actually writing this, but yesterday I had the misfortune of trying to keep up with what’s going on in this cunty world in the firm knowledge that something or other would make my piss boil. Maybe Junker the Drunker waddling about like the EU’s version of Sepp Blatter taking the cut out of everyone? No! It wasn’t that. Maybe Barnier looking about Downing Street like some elitist cunt being showed where Fagan once lived? No! It wasn’t that. Soros pumping half a fucking million into reversing the most attended democratic fucking vote this country has ever seen ( sorry Fred West )? NO!!

It that the fucking libtard snowflake cunts are boycotting Peter ” trap me / choke me / skin me / roast me / enjoy me whilst camping …Peter fucking Rabbit “… because it promotes…wait for it….. ” Food intolerance bullying ”

WHAT THE FUCK !!!!!!! The wee imaginary talking rabbit whom we see most days in 2D form on our national roadways looking like some posh cunts miniature bear rug spread out before our eyes as we thump over it at 60mph…flings some blueberries at some other pixelated cunt on screen that doesn’t like blueberries……… and off goes twitter in a fucking apoplectic meltdown on food alergy oppression and bullying.

“My wee bairn has a food alergy….. we will boycott this until Disney apologises”

Fuck me! I’m a Scot and we have an intolerance to almost anything you can call food!
If some cunt threw rice at a Scottish Wedding we’d all come out in fucking hives and rashes, rolling about the floor dousing ourselves in whisky and Irn Bru! So fuck off you snowflake, neo liberal, inferiority complex suffering fucks.

Cunts pure and simple

If I get 6 months to live from a doctor then unfortunately there is also others with that diagnosis because I’m going postal.

If we tolerate this then I’m afraid its not our children next, we’re next, its accelerating at an unstoppable rate

Nominated by Squint Cuntwood

Pubic Health England are a bunch of interfering, nannying bedwetting cunts.

After a few days of snow, freezing temperatures and strong winds from our brush with the ‘Beast from the East’ advice is to keep the heating up, wrap up, have medication on hand if needed and food in stock.

Well no shit…I wonder how much some Whitehall cunt sat in their office if being paid to think the bleedin obvious up?

Other pearlers for the couple of weeks every year it gets above 25 degrees…drink water..wear sun cream when in the sun etc . The extent for the hand holding ‘mother knows best’ bollocks, the constant drip drip into what people are eating, drinking , smoking is a whole industry catering to cunts who cannot think for themselves.

By all means offer advice, I understand Government departments have a duty of care regarding the elderly and vulnerable, but the effects of wearing a t-shirt in -5 degrees or drinking a litre of vodka and smoking 20 Richmond a day are well known. How the fuck we would have established the British Empire with these cunts around , Capt Cook would still be in docks filling out his risk assessment.

Warning: Australia maybe hot!

Nominated by Liberal Liquidator.