We have a winner!
J R Cuntley correctly picked Kabul where a series of bombs has killed at least 40 people. But then as he said “Something happens there every other day….I expect to win…”
So the slate is wiped clean and we invite you to guess where the next significant sack of shit will be perpetrated. It’s only a matter of time.
One guess per person in this thread only please.
Not a maiden voyage on these hallowed pages, but corpulent pie addict and perennial bullshitter, Mike Brewer, needs a thorough re-cunting.
The working element on wheeler Dealers, Edd China, decided to leave the show as he was unhappy with the direction the show was going under its new custodians – i.e. less focus on the workshop and more focus on Brewer bollockspeak. Seems fair to me.
I have seen myself two separate YouTube interviews of Brewer giving two completely different accounts how Edd China left the show. Apparently Brewer and his family have received death threats over it, which is a tad extreme and Edd himself has condemned such behaviour, but has commented that Brewer is a fibber over this.
I can’t thinking that fatso has somewhat thrown himself under the bus. I used to enjoy Edd China’s contributions but Brewer is a shiny-faced, fibbing ex car dealer who is reminiscent of a honey glazed hog roast.
Nominated by Paul Maskinback
Have we not got enough shit already?
Cunts queue up like like brainwashed amoeba at the doors of the foul bastions of consumerism at 6 a.m. to buy useless unnecessary crap that they don’t need with money they don’t have all to impress people they don’t like.
What a proper cuntfest, brain dead fuckwits.
Nominated by Dick Byrne
DOUBLE CUNTING!!
Not prepared for snow & Snowflakes (Young people not the shit that falls from the sky) every year the white sub zero temperature pensioner killing shit causes havoc. Now call me a naive,or just a cunt but when winter rears its ugly head snow may be on the horizon, so please, pretty please prepare for it .
Now to justify my rant I have just been away in winter (my own fault for choosing this time I know) and queued for 12 hours at Zurich airport behind 6 snowflakes. By fuck did they make 12 fucking hours LONG. The floor was too hard, the floor was too cold (from my experience they generally are) then it was the free water given to you, then the free food, then being given “too much information!” Sorry but being given a constant update to me was welcome and then finally the uber whine they were not all give individual rooms free of charge!!
These swiss people had spotted they were 3 couples on a weekend so they were housed as 3 couples, now these evil free accommodation/food and beverage dolling out swiss cunts did not consider their feelings and “safe space!” requirements. At all. Just saved them and others from sleeping in minus 12 or in the airport terminal.
Nominated by Toryboy
Now we’ve had the Christmas TV adverts cunted, I would like to nominate the boxing day and New Years TV adverts for furniture outlets flogging cunt sofas on the never-never. We all know the quality of the lounging furniture is shit, using shit materials with lurid designs. All they are doing is selling interest rate derivatives using a crap sofa as the underlying asset. But, the thing that makes me throw stuff at the telly is that they only use professional female midget models to sit on the chairs and cross their legs. This way the blokes are too entranced trying to squint up her kilt to notice the deception.
The sofas are absolutely tiny and would only support one sink-estate lardass. Not three, unless they were midget models like jockey’s birds.
Nominated by Haywood Jablomee