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Australia’s shame

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The Australian Cricket Team are cunts, aren’t they.

Win at all costs, even if it means cheating. How embarrassing to see a grown man blub in front of cameras in a desperate bid to salvage sympathy for his own team’s hoodwinking tactics.

I don’t know whether to be amazed at the transparent, pantomime contrition endeavouring to pull at Nationalistic heartstrings or the sheer fuckwittery at attempting such dirty shenanigans on a pitch surrounded by copious amounts of cameras!

Psh.

Either way, Shit Off you honeyfuggling Convict cunts.

Nominated by, Captain Magnanimous

Aussie blubbers
Another day another Aussie cunt sobbing and blubbing. You would have to have a heart of stone not to laugh your bollocks off at the pathetic cunts. You cheated. You got caught. Now show some fucking dignity instead of feeling sorry for yourself.

Cricket has a long history of bent, cheating bastards. You are just the latest to be caught. Fuck off back to Wagga Wagga and show some self control you wingeing sorry cunts.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Food banks

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If spongers spent less of their benefits on tabs,phones,drink and tattoos,they wouldn’t need go to food banks.

There’s one in my area currently appealing for Easter eggs,,wtf? Why the fuck should some tubby pram-face be provided with free chocolate to stuff down it’s greedy maw?

I’ve seen programmes where people go to these foodbanks…first they stand around outside,smoking and talking on their mobiles,before going in to be given bags of groceries. They then come out to sneer at any fresh vegetables or pasta or anything that may take preparation,before waddling with their squalling brats towards the nearest McDonalds.

Fuck them.

Nominated by Dick Fiddler

Tony Blair (14)

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I see we are awash with excellent cuntings of unworthy cunts of the deepest dye, but here’s yet another attempt. No, that isn’t Elton John again. It’s worse.

What have the following cunts in common? Apart from being certifiable cunts, that is:

Tony Blair, Peter Mandelson, Jack Straw, Neil Kinnock, Jack Straw, Rushanara Ali, Tulip Siddiq, Nick Clegg, Paddy Ashdown, Caroline Lucas and Sir David Amess

Give in? They all aggregated (as particles of sewage do) to ” drum up publicity for a campaign to tackle uncorrected poor vision, which affects 900 million Commonwealth citizens who do not have access to glasses”

Leaving aside the issue of supplying poor N’Tossa with glasses in order for him to find his way to the polluted well twenty miles from his hut, and the unlikelihood that the Tony Blair Institute for Tony Blair will do anything other than collect a rakeoff from the proceeds of the campaign in order to manage…something unspecified…, what is this really about? Beating river blindness, glaucoma and macular degeneration? Improving peoples’ vision? Or improving yesterdays’ politicians’ visibility?

What a carefully-chosen collection of laughing-up-their-sleeves, semicriminal and stratospheric cunts. Several of whom could fund the entire project out of petty cash without needing to bother the charitable public, who might then want to sort some problems a lot nearer home with their money.

What am I cunting here? The Clearly campaign, which agreed to allow its name to be besmirched by this bucket of bleeding-heart cunts, and is thus infected with antibiotic-resistant cunt.

Nominated by Komodo

Vladimir Putin

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Espionage is a right cunt. Dodgy business, especially when Johnny Dago is involved…

Was Salisbury REALLY the work of Putin ? Thinking of Occam’s Razor, I’d say 67 percent yes, but… Could be cunts out there (EU interference, anyone ??) trying to muddy the waters and make us lurv that comfort-blanket of global security that is the EU. I always thought the Russkies were a little bit tidier with their housekeeping. Maybe some cunt is just trying to pin one on Vlad. Would he want us to stay in the EU ? I rather think he’d like to see it weaken and fall apart…but I may well be mistaken.

In any case, what would the Most Useless Political Personage Ever To (pass through the door of No. 10) do about it… Escalate into WW III ??

But it is entirely possible, I guess, that VP has looked at GB, over which a cloud of snowflakes and pussies has descended, and decided that we make a nice little backyard for Ivan to do his dirty work in…

So The Bear arrives, “does its business”, frightens the pussies, and departs.

Shall follow this one with interest…

Nominated by HBelindaHubbard

Justice for the beatles!

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Coming into work this morning listening to the radio I almost crashed my car as I heard that El Shafee Elsheikh and Alexanda Amon Kotey, were granted interviews with the press and were complaining at the unfairness of their situation.

The men were among four British jihadis who made up the IS cell nicknamed “The Beatles” by surviving captives because of their English accents. The cell became known for its brutality, holding in captivity more than 20 Western hostages, and torturing and killing several, including American, British and Japanese journalists and aid workers, in 2014 and 2015,
However since their capture and the revoking of their British citizenship they are upset because the shoe is on the other foot.

Elsheikh traveled to Syria in 2012, initially joining al Qaeda’s branch before moving on to IS, according to the US State Department’s listing of the two men for terrorism sanctions. It said he “earned a reputation for waterboarding, mock executions and crucifixions while serving as an (IS) jailer.”

Kotey served as a guard for the execution cell and “likely engaged in the group’s executions and exceptionally cruel torture methods, including electronic shock and waterboarding,” the State Department said.
Now an extract from the interview.
“The revocation of citizenship exposes them to “rendition and torture,” Elsheikh said, “being taken to any foreign land and treated in any way and having nobody to vouch for you.”

“When you have these two guys who don’t even have any citizenship … if we just disappear one day, where is my mom going to go and say ‘Where is my son?’?,” he said.”

So watch this space cunters the libtard army has a new cause to defend,

NOMINATED BY. Common Sense