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Polly Toynbee (4)

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Of all the left wing professor pissflaps that I’d like to give a proper pasting nobody but nobody appears higher on my list than the despicable Polly Toynbee.

I genuinely can’t get my head around this cunts sheer arrogance and double standards.

Like all her left wing contempories that vie for power or set themselves up as mouthpieces of the left Professor Pissflaps selective memory and rambling articles about income and wealth inequality represent a type of hubris that I find so staggering I kind of think at some point she’s going to turn to camera and say ‘I didn’t mean it, I was just taking the piss’.

Most recently dear Polly has set her self up as a self appointed expert on the effects of Brexit.

On a recent episode of QT Polly was proclaiming Brexit would inevitably lead to 20/30 mile queues on the M20 on a daily basis if we left the customs union as customs checks would clog up the system. This was simply her ‘belief’ and she backed it up with absolutely no evidence at all.

When it was pointed out to Professor Pissflaps that the majority of cars exported by JLR go outside of the EU via Southampton and there was a perfectly good workable electronic system in place she simply gurned at the audience.

As this was on the AL-BBC she wasnt challenged but for how long are we supposed to tolerate hypocritical, twisted, vindictive nasty politically motivated privileged fucktards like Polly who’ve never ever worked in a role that involved wealth creation and yet we are supposed to see them as credible?

Fuck me Polly takes the fucking biscuit and if you want to hate her just a little more I encourage you to visit Guido Fawkes.

Her hypocrisy is staggering.

Nominated by CuntyMcCuntface

Vincent Cook

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Furious vegan parent Vincent Cook (sic) is outraged that Priestland’s School in Lymington, Hampshire allowed students to rear four pigs and then planned to send the animals to slaughter.

The school was presented with the piglets in order to teach students how to “fatten up pigs for slaughter”.

Cook says the pigs should be sent to a farm or sanctuary ignoring the whole point of the exercise and that they are actually being returned to their owner because the school never owned them in the first place!.

Typical minority cunt pushing his own personal loony agenda. Needless to say e-petitions and Twatter storm result. Plus TV appearance on GMB where Piers Morgan ripped him to shreds.

Go munch a carrot you daft cunt…

Nominated by Dioclese

India Willoughby

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Has ‘she’ been cunted yet because she really needs to be.

Trans woman India who is famous for I know not what engaged in some conversation in the big brother house as follows.

“Willoughby asked her housemates about their dating preferences, and the resulting conversation kicked off a social media storm.

“Would you go out with a transsexual woman?” she queried.

“I believe it’s your choice… I would choose not to,” replied the R’n’B singer Ginuwine. “That doesn’t make me scared.”

“You would go out with a woman?” Willoughby asked.

“Yes.”

“But you wouldn’t go out with a transsexual woman?”

“No.”

The conversation rumbled on. When Willoughby suggested “Let’s have a kiss,” Ginuwine replied “no” and leaned away from her.”

So this geezer stated his preference for not dating a trans woman is now be labelled as trasnphobic by India and some snowflake PC cunts.

Politics and agenda do not decide who we can or cant date and certainly don’t dictate who we must date.

What next? Refusing to suck some blokes cock in a public toilet makes you homophobic? Running away from an Islamic suicide bomber makes you Islamophobic? Sorry, correction “so called” Islamic suicide bomber.

Reality is being deliberately redrawn so we accept any shite they want to put our way. Second referendum because infants and the rest of the EU did not get a vote on Brexit? Now you mention it we were vastly unfair not to include them the first time…………………………………………………………………….

Nominated by Sixdog Vomit

Brexit negotiations

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Sacre bleu!

The pin-up boy of grandmothers the world over has thrown his hands up in the air.

To the chagrin of his globalists puppet meisters Monsieur Macaroon stated in an interview with Andrew Marr that the French people if given an ‘in/out’ referendum on membership of the EU would vote ‘out’.

He added “my interpretation is that a lot of the losers of globalisation suddenly decided it was no more for them.”

He further claimed “My understanding is that middle classes and working classes and the oldest decided that the recent decades were not in their favor, and the adjustments made by the EU were not in their favour.”

“I think the organization of EU went too far with freedom without cohesion, free markets without rules.”

Confession is good for the soul. What is perhaps strange is that he even spoke so candidly. Has he seen the light?  Or is he throwing the towel in, without a fight, in the true French tradition. A typically haughty shrug of the shoulders….’merde’ .

Frances greatest general old Boney, must be spinning in his grave, not that he would have approved of the EU, having to share ownership with the neighbouring Bratwurst devourers.

Looks like Monsieur Macaroon is a biscuit short of a packet. His heyday in the sunshine appears limited. Unless he gets back on point his masters may decide to remove him.

This unsanctioned outburst should  in theory be good news for the UK in its negotiations to leave. The hunchback should use this crack in EU unity to drive a pneumatic hammer drill through it. In politics, weakness is an opportunity not to be missed. Add to the mix Germany still has not formed a government then the time is ripe to exploit. Norway, last week warned the EU that any special Brexit deal could result in it reneging on its own agreements with Brussels.

However, in practice with Mavis May at the helm, any triumph can be turned into a failure. Unfortunately, with her past and current record she will still likely cave in to all their demands in the process, managing to fulfil her credentials as the ultimate remainer in a leaver’s role.

Looks like with the cracks in EU government leaders unity becoming more apparant, a hard Brexit or no Brexit maybe the only two choices remaining at the end of the road. We all know that the elites want the latter and may push further to achieve this, lest the UK’s exit bring the whole rotten edifice down.

Nominated by Mike Oxard.

 

 

 

Eclectic musical taste

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People who describe their music tastes as “eclectic”.

Eclectic meaning: deriving ideas, style, or taste from a broad and diverse range of sources

Example: “I have an eclectic taste in music”.

So fucking what? Who doesn’t? How many people do you know who only listen to one genre of music? Why fucking say it?

People think that liking a lot of different music styles is somehow superior. Superior to what? Presumably the imaginary people who don’t. People just like any reason to feel superior. Just about every middle aged housewife who chooses the oldies at 3 on Steve Wright on Radio 2 describes their music taste as eclectic. What they really mean is:

– I don’t really, but it makes me feel slightly less worthless.
– I don’t really, but I just have the radio on all the time to drown out the sound of my own thoughts. Does that count?
– I’m old but I listen to Radio 1 because I don’t have any personality or worthwhile interests so it makes me feel like I’m somehow relevant.
– I use spotify to choose my music because I can’t be arsed.
– Someone left a classical music cd round my house.
– My mum told me I was special, so I have to believe superior things about myself.
– I let my children dictate what it on the radio/cd player when I am acting as their taxi-slave. That counts right?
– I don’t actually fucking realise that everyone I have ever fucking known likes music from different genres because it’s almost impossible not to these days.

etc.

The most annoying thing is the implicit superiority in stating you have an eclectic music taste, Well guess what monkey brains, there is something to be said for exclusively concentrating on one music genre – you get to understand it more, it’s nuances and varying styles. It takes time. It isn’t inherently inferior unless you think that plugging yourself into the huge range of bullshit music available nowadays makes you some sort of globetrotting sophisticate. Oh you’re western middle class – you think that anyway.

Fuck these cunts. Go find a sense of self worth somewhere else, I don’t want to hear your inner child screaming out to be validated by declaring itself superior.

Nominated by Cunting Rank Wags