People who describe their music tastes as “eclectic”.

Eclectic meaning: deriving ideas, style, or taste from a broad and diverse range of sources

Example: “I have an eclectic taste in music”.

So fucking what? Who doesn’t? How many people do you know who only listen to one genre of music? Why fucking say it?

People think that liking a lot of different music styles is somehow superior. Superior to what? Presumably the imaginary people who don’t. People just like any reason to feel superior. Just about every middle aged housewife who chooses the oldies at 3 on Steve Wright on Radio 2 describes their music taste as eclectic. What they really mean is:

– I don’t really, but it makes me feel slightly less worthless.
– I don’t really, but I just have the radio on all the time to drown out the sound of my own thoughts. Does that count?
– I’m old but I listen to Radio 1 because I don’t have any personality or worthwhile interests so it makes me feel like I’m somehow relevant.
– I use spotify to choose my music because I can’t be arsed.
– Someone left a classical music cd round my house.
– My mum told me I was special, so I have to believe superior things about myself.
– I let my children dictate what it on the radio/cd player when I am acting as their taxi-slave. That counts right?
– I don’t actually fucking realise that everyone I have ever fucking known likes music from different genres because it’s almost impossible not to these days.

etc.

The most annoying thing is the implicit superiority in stating you have an eclectic music taste, Well guess what monkey brains, there is something to be said for exclusively concentrating on one music genre – you get to understand it more, it’s nuances and varying styles. It takes time. It isn’t inherently inferior unless you think that plugging yourself into the huge range of bullshit music available nowadays makes you some sort of globetrotting sophisticate. Oh you’re western middle class – you think that anyway.

Fuck these cunts. Go find a sense of self worth somewhere else, I don’t want to hear your inner child screaming out to be validated by declaring itself superior.

Nominated by Cunting Rank Wags

Altrincham Grammar School for Girls is a stoopid cunt. Staff have been told that they can no longer refer to the kids as girls. Instead they have to call them students in case it causes upset to any trans thingy there. It does not however intend to drop the word ‘Girls’ from its title! One word springs to mind here. Anyone guess what it is?

Nominated by Kendo Nag.

Token Strong Female ✔
Token Black actor ✔
Token Asian character ✔
Deficiency of creativity ✔
White Male baddie ✔
Toxic masculinity exposed ✔
Sensitive heroes ✔
Lack of humour ✔
Rehashing previous Star Wars ✔
Tepid, weak, average tat ✔
Less entertaining than its porn parodies ✔
All-inclusive cast ✔
Ultimately unsatisfying ✔

May The Cunt Be With You.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

Nomination for: Barbara Greenberg

She is an american psychologist who has defended the trend of (yes this is real) schools banning children from having best friends, in the usnews health website.

Anyone who isn’t an utter cunt of the highest order knows this is ridiculous as to be beyond a joke, but being a complete and utter cunt, she defends it, saying (among other things) …

“The notion of choosing best friends is deeply embedded in our culture. Nonetheless, there is, in my opinion, merit to the movement to ban having best friends.”

Hmmkay …

“there is something dreadfully exclusionary occurring when a middle schooler tells the girl sitting next to her that she is best friends with the girl sitting in front of them”

Dude! …

“if kids have best friends, does that also imply that they have “worst friends?”

Did a grown up actually type that on the internet (she is serious, there is no hidden context here?!)

“The word “best” encourages judgment and promotes exclusion.”

Oh my fucking god is she even self aware?!

Yes this woman said these things. She is an absolute, and utter, fucking, cunt.

Nominated by Cunting Wank Rags.

The Weeknd and champions of racism are cunts.

The Weeknd are a band that recently illuminated an unfortunate but genuine error on the part of H&M.

The clothing company created a photo of a young black kid with a shirt on that bore the logo “coolest monkey in the jungle”. The Weeknd have black members and felt the need to break off the contract with H&M.

This is blatant opportunism.

At some point, regular people are going to reach the goal of racism campaigners and will no longer see a person’s skin colour when interacting socially. At this point, people will say and do things that you could say contain racist sentiment but are in fact utterly genuine and benign.

This is what has happened here, but a black person has taken it upon themselves to keep racism alive.

They are cunts – it’s very much the “what you lookin’ at?” of the 21st century. Or, perhaps more appropriately, a living parody of The Great Bill Hicks’ “pick up the gun” sketch.
Evidently white people must continue to be vilified at all costs, and therefore I say Fuck You all.

Nominated by Cuntflap.

I’m back in Europe a matter of fucking days and my piss boileth over. Yesterday it was virtue signalling film “stars” and today the twitter mongs are melting down about a fucking cunting poster advertising cheap kids clothes.

When I saw the poster I just thought ” A young kid wearing a hoody”. Full fucking stop. But not the twitter mongs because on the hoody was the slogan “Coolest monkey in the jungle”. So fucking what?! The kid happens to be BLACK!!! Full scale twitter outrage within seconds. Have you ever noticed the people who bring race into everything are actually the racists? What is it they are objecting to? The hoody, the slogan or the fact that a black kid is wearing it? And I wonder how many black people are screaming “RACIST!”?

And the company behind it, H&M are fucking cunts and all for caving in to the twitter mongs by pulling the poster and issuing an apology. They should have stood their ground, faced down the twitterati and issued the following statement;

“We at H&M are a colour blind company. We do not see people in terms of how much melanin their skin contains, it is simply irrelevant to us. We view all people equally, we do not believe fracturing society into arbitrary groups based on supposed victim status is productive. Further, we suggest that those who do see skin colour first are cunts who can fuck off and die.”

Nominated by Skidmark Eggfart.