Remember racehorse doping and greyhounds on steroids?

Well it seems beauty pageants are no longer immune to cheating.

We are used to Miss World, Miss Universe and their ilk but in Saudi Arabia they do not parade their women like that. Not wanting to miss out on beauty contests altogether, they have since 2000, held the annual camel beauty pageant. The festival also includes camel racing and camel milk tasting.

I guess it would be difficult to put a wife or five, or a daughter or a dozen, up for a beauty contest since they would all be wearing the same black sheet and pillow case emsemble. The bikini parade would be a tad difficult to judge under those circumstances.

Instead they enter their other prized possessions  – their camels. Thousands of camels are paraded at the King Abdulaziz Camel Festival to be judged on their shapely lips and humps. You can hear the leacherous remarks “Nice pair of humps on her!  Phooaaarrrrr”

The prize money totals a massive 40 million squids. That’s a lot of dosh for a smelly camel. With that kind of money on the line, the cheating A-rabs have been giving botox injections to inflate the lips, nose and jaws of their beasts. This year twelve camels were banned by the judges for cheating.

What next DD hump jobs for camels?

Nominated by Mike Oxard.

Little old Ann Widdecombe fell foul of snowflake PC hysteria in the Big Brother House when she mentioned she was “uneasy” about Meghan Markle joining the Royal Family, saying “I think she’s trouble.”

Rachel Johnson asked her why she felt like that and Ann replied: “Background…attitude…I worry.”

Johnson then pointed out: “She’s older than him, she’s been married before…”

Ann replied: “I add it all up and I am uneasy, but there we go.”

Cue Twatter storm – that’s Raaaaaccisssst!!!!

Nominated by Shitcake Baker

I’m going to nominate mr cuntie cunt for a very well deserved cunting.

The cunt’s sentiments are as follows:

“I would like to nominate this site for a long overdue cunting. Childish braindead opinions, unverified claims and subjective truths stated as objective facts, poorly written and constructed, bad grammar, one not even worthy of a nursery school level. For shame! Enough write up for you? Grow-up! Create a grown up site for grown-ups, not one for brainless kiddies or with the mentality of them. Oh yeah, right…”

Right. Where to start on this cunt.

Firstly, why are you here? You are obviously a remoaning, lefty, cock loving “intelectual” that has so much of a life that you have time to frequent a site populated by cunts that you despise, read their comments and then cunt them.

Childish, brain dead opinions?
We form our opinions by the lives that we live.
Some of us live in areas where we’re over run by cunts, have high crime, low employment or seen our entire community handed to immigrants. We don’t blame immigrants, we blame cunts like you.
Cunts that no doubt have delusions of grandeur and think that because you went to uni you are somehow an “elite” and that we must all listen to you and heed your advice. Even though you cunts have fucked every fucking thing you’ve touched in this country and the whole thing is going down the toilet. Probably not for you, but many people are struggling with housing, health, jobs and crime.
So they are entitled to their opinion on those matters.
As are you.
Feel free to enter into a debate.

Unverified claims?
I would ask you to provide some examples of this. Most claims made by cunters are backed up with a link and if you’d like to share any opinion on this site you’re more than welcome. We’re not lefties so we don’t usually cunt those with an opposing point of view. As you’re so polite, I’ll make an exception for you though.
We have brexiteers and remainers on this site, capitalists and socialists. All are welcome.

Subjective truths as opposed to objective facts?
You’re a cunt.
How’s that for an objective fact?

Poorly written?
We’re not writing a poem you cunt.
We just say what we think and no one judges about whether someone has the literary skills of Shakespeare or not. We don’t spit on the working classes here.

I suspect that rather than being pissed off with this site, you’re more pissed about the fact that most of us have an opposing opinion to you and most, not all, voted brexit and are against the rich, crusty and corrupt old cunts at the top of the eu.

Oh and you’re probably thinking I’m an idiot.
Well you’re right. But at least I don’t spend my time on websites I hate, trolling cunts that I don’t even know and thinking I’m better than everyone else coz I’m a stuck up cunt.

I’m an electrician. Nowhere near the cleverest job in the world, but I’m certainally not stupid.
I’m not a literary or oratory master but I don’t care. I’m happy, prosperous and best of all FREE.

You are a cunt.

Nominated by Deploy the Sausage

Editors’ note :
This cunt is pissed off because he got an email bollocking him for one line nominations. Ironically, he’ll never get to read this ‘cos we banned the cunt!!!