Two glaring, and utterly baffling issues about ISAC: first, The Guardian has only been nominated five times, and second, the last nomination was nearly 18 months ago according to the search tool. Whilst I suspect intervening cuntings directly against Graun columnists have absorbed focus from the paper itself, please allow me to redress the balance on this fucking cancerous shit-rag in one of those nominations that goes beyond describing a mere annoyance, and into real acerbic fucking hatred.

No-one on this site really needs an introduction to the arch-liberal agenda of this publication; nor the cuntitude of columnists/cuntributors such as Hadley Freeman, Owen Jones, Polly Toynbee, George Monbiot and co. For context, worth mentioning in passing that the paper has recently hit financial hard times, only now just in the black after a mammoth begathon from its readership.

Q: Why does a cunter even acknowledge the Graun?
A: In the same way some of you can’t avoid James O’Brien, I too can’t resist seeing to what depths the Graun will stoop to push the liberal left agenda; following the logic of their idiotic ideals to ridiculous conclusions, beyond any reason or semblance of common sense, often annoying even their own left-wing readership as viewed within article comments.

Recent exhibits of show-stopping cuntery. For starters, how about yesterday’s politicising of Prof. Stephen Hawking’s death as a disabled man, before the body was even cold and the battery still live on his speak’n’spell vocoder voicebox. Then we have a classic from a few weeks ago – Polly Toynbee, that archetypal middle-class socialist cunt, inbetween quaffing hemp mocachinos from some free trade outlet in Belsize Park, penned an appeal to Sinn Fein as fellow brothers in arms, all to stop fucking Brexit. Last week saw a mental gymnastics masterclass as the pathological hatred of Donald Trump meant that they simply could not compute the peace talks with North Korea as anything other than a disaster. And my personal favourite from this week, ‘We must stop robots with a white male bias’.

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2018/mar/13/women-robots-ai-male-artificial-intelligence-automation

Jesus Jones wept.

This bastard of a wanksheet has largely foregone proper journalism for a monstrous flow of vomit-filled opinion pieces which twist and warp individuals and events to suit their agenda in a worse manner than any news outlet I have ever read, and that includes the Mail. The endless bellyaching on Trump and Brexit screams like one long autistic-like hissy fit and has been non-stop since 2016.

Even worse, the far-left columnist’s obsession with identity politics, and resulting fall back demonisation of the white man in all aspects of life truly fucking sickens me. It is wrong to be white, wrong to be proud of being British (English really when you break down their fucking arguments), wrong to want to protect a British way of life and wrong to not want a slew of fucking banana boats all lining up to port at shit-harbour.

I consider the Graun far more despicable than the fucking Al-BBC – the only merciful aspect to this journal of cunt is the dwindling readership figures. However, thick as thieves with Aunt Beebezera, Guardian columnists get an utterly disproportional representation on Question Time, Daily Politics and related, so even though the paper is struggling, we still get its views pushed into our fucking faces on the reg.

I’ve read past Graun articles and felt the fucking piss flash out of my bladder in one furious supercritical jet of steam. Between that and the indignation, I could power the Didcot turbines single-handed, with just a cup of tea in one hand and a copy of the cunting Graun in the other.

Every aspect of this paper is one colossal collection of cunt. I absolutely detest everything it stands for, and hold each and every one of their columnists beneath fucking contempt.

Nominated by The Empire Cunts Back