Iceland’s Cathedral City Cheese and Ham Toastie


Who in their right mind would pay £2.75 for a fucking frozen sandwich which takes 27 minutes to cook in the oven?…I’ll tell you who….fat, ugly Sows with a litter of fat, ugly piglet brats who are “on the spectrum” and all the shades of brown on the Dulux colour-chart. Too lazy to even make a fucking sandwich and too poor to order from Deliveroo since the big night out with “the girls” ( a collection of vacuous, tattooed, idle Sluts and Munters).

They’ll squeal on about “the Govt. needs to do more to help” while buying shite like this for their runty, sub-normal whelps.. I do agree with them that the Govt should do more to help…more to help the mugs who have to pay to keep the sponging bastards.

Shove the frozen toasties up the fat trollops’ Cunts and end the iniquity of fucking child benefits.

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Nominated by: Foxchaser-Fiddler

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76 thoughts on “Iceland’s Cathedral City Cheese and Ham Toastie

  1. At £2.75 it can’t be aimed at the fat lazy sows with special children they will be well fed by the local food bank, more likely lazy fucking students or even city types who work all day, go on the piss and get home at 11pm and just need a cheese and ham toastie.
    Iceland prides itself on keeping prices low to help struggling families, this must be a premium product outside their main business model 😂

    • I could see me going for this when I was younger except that I would never have got to eat one. By the time I woke up after putting it in the oven it would have been a lump of coal. I dosomething like this at home frequently. Slice of toast, buttered, tomato puree, salt, pepper, Italian seasoning, slice of ham, cheese on top, under the grill till it bubbles. Takes 5 minutes and costs nowhere near one of those bloody things.

      • Years ago I had one of those brevil machines, just had to be careful when eating the sealed toasted sandwich, especially it it had tomato inside, superheated steam as you bite into it 🔥

      • I still have one but I don’t use it often. For heat, try biting into a freshly made apple and jam toastie, it’s like licking the surface of the sun.

      • 😂😂😂

        I still have the plastic tongs, very handy for extracting hot cross buns from the toaster 👍

  2. £2.75 for cheese on toast? That’s more than you’d pay in a fucking caff!
    Plus, half an hour in an oven with today’s energy prices means the true cost is probably around six quid!.
    Only worthless lazy people living at the taxpayers expense, like benefits skum and MPs could afford to live like that

  3. Don’t beat about the Bush, do you. I agree, the cunts would have their fat lazy arsed wiped if the could. Still plenty of Albanian cunts looking for work. Fuck em, fuck em all.

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