Ryan Seacrest

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I cannot believe that Ryan Seacrest, the epitome of American cuntery, isn’t on here yet. If you are unaware of this vacuous prick, a quick Google search will reveal a picture of a face that screams “I am a fucking smug cunt!”.

He’s single handedly responsible for the fame of the Kardashian family. They didn’t need OJ to put them on the map Seacrest saw to that and we all know what utter cunts they turned into.
Seacrest’s job as Hollywood’s chief cunt is to basically take a nobody and turn them into a cuntbody.

He produces on the channel E and streaming service Hula though I’d rather watch God Rock TV for all time than anything this twat touches. And lo and behold what a fucking surprise he touches women up at work, though this is probably to mask the fact that he’s gay, but just can’t come out with it.

Hey, you’ve made a life out of exploiting people maybe it’s time you took a look at yourself and accepted it, or you, know rid the world of your epic cuntery.

Please stop making shit TV and giving birth to an army of reality tv cunts and just die already.

Fucking septic cunt.

67 thoughts on “Ryan Seacrest”

  1. There’s a word for people who expect primary age girls to wear headscarves to protect their ‘modesty’ but I can’t think what it is. Can anyone help me?

    Seriously thought, these people need extensive BBT (baseball bat therapy) or a visit from our old friend Flaxen Saxon. Whatever happened to him?

    https://mikesplace2017.wordpress.com/2018/01/28/a-strange-tale-of-our-times/

    It’s bastard hot here at the moment but at least we got a long weekend for Australia Day. You might have seen various types of wankstain complaining about ‘racism’ and (hilariously) ‘genocide’ on the so-called BBC. Some cunts chucked a load of paint over a statue of Cook down in Sydney. Radical stuff, Rick! Most Australians don’t give a fuck and use the day to have a barbecue and get pissed with their mates.

    Did I mention that I dislike people who make little girls wear headscarves to protect their modesty?

  2. Looks like an arrogant, greasy, tidy-bearded, bum-rumping, prized cunt to me.

    Anybody connected to the Kardashian den of depravity and vacuousness deserves to be castrated by means of vigorous rubbing with a cheese grater.

      • I’d imagine it’s because, being the epitome of everything we despise on this site, that producing a comprehensive cunting for her would be so utterly rage-inducing that the cunter would have a heart attack!

      • And that’s got me thinking about that utter twat of a husband of hers. Imagine that bell-end as president of the USA. Jesus wept. Trump may well be an oaf, but at least Melania is dignified, pretty and hasn’t (so far) said anything retarded. Kanye West as Prez and Kim Kuntdashian as first lady might just finish off the office of President in the eyes of the world.

      • Absolutely nothing there to cunt. Vacuous numbnuts that does what she’s told and gets plenty for doing so. Men even hump that dim cow just because they want the attendant publicity.
        American pointless crud of the worst kind.

  3. I’ve happened across the Cuntdashians a couple of times when my daughter has had it on. I thought it was some crappy sitcom but it appears not. No writer could pen such ridiculous behaviour. Apart from eating bowls of salad from the fridge fucking constantly the level of interaction between these mindless cunts is mind blowing. For example one of these disgusting cunts was giving the mother a fucking dressing down because she had let one of the others buy the same towels for her house as this other pathetic cunt had and whining ‘I’m so fucking pissed that you allowed x to get them, I spent a lot of time finding these and they were supposed to be special to me and now she has the fucking same ones. What were you thinking!’ FUCK OFF……. BANG 💨

  5. So because you are dead….then you can be called out for anything? That right CCC ?
    Well then, that bent piece of corrupt as fuck kiddie diddling shite who fucks wildebeest is up for a cunting then. Nelson fucking Mandela here I come!

  6. Turn on ITV’s Peston show right now to watch a cunt evolve right before your eyes. Nish Kumar a sanctimonious puffed up condescending know it all cunt is currently being interviewed. What a dreadful little cunt this man is.

    • Afraid I cant Slipper m’lad – Peston deserves impaling on a pole outside traitors gate – I cant stand the little cunt – he has a title he chooses not to use either. He purports to have the ear of the majority of MP’s. I wouldn’t tell the cunt what time it was never mind anything of value. What is it with senior political correspondents like Peston and Kuntsburg that make them so fucking hated and despised? I just cant stand the smug cunts full stop.

    • The little turd also presents The Mash Report which I was unfortunate enough to catch while channel hopping, another anti Brexit/Trump bashing pile of shite from the Brussels Broadcasting Corporation. Also a been on Mock the Week which most left wing ‘comedians’ seem to end up at some point.

      • Is this a spin off from the online satirical site ‘The Mash’? Is so its instructive to see how the online content which mocks all political types and persuasions compares with the BBC version which seems to be the usual two trick pony of Brexit and Trump bashing.

      • Not sure SotY, in favour of all political views being scrutinised but with Al Beeb there is no unbiased and fairness and a massive left leaning over all programming.

  7. I agree. Doreen and Neville Lawrence had lease cars provided by the MET poluce for years. When Stephen died Doreen was an unemployed nurse. Now she is very financially secure: explain.

    • Kriss Donalds parents were never afforded such luxuries, but , then again, that poor kid had one problem, his skin was the wrong colour.

  8. Your allegations are physically impossible: Anbe died before the book was published. Concerns around Stephen’s criminal activity is about things he may have done when he was alive.

  9. Do you beluece that, acoording to Doreen, that Stephen was murdered simply because of his skin colour?

  10. I am not playing any card: If you dont’t like my tribe that is your right and I would fight to defend it. I am jyst struggling to link a girl murdered in a concentration camp is linked to Stephen Lawrence…..

    • In my opinion, and that is my own opinion, I believe Stephen Lawrence was probably a decent lad. Reading about what others have said and written about him is maybe a bit too gushy and full on and maybe exaggerated . But when it comes to family and friends probably understandable. My bugbear is that Doreen Lawrence believes these knife attacks are racially motivated, I believe it is not always the case. Yes, in certain circumstances it is true and Stephen Lawrence was probably a victim of this. How do you explain black man killing black man, unless the black man that kills the other black man has an “inner white man” in himself. Even the Guardian reported in its paper last year that knife crimes weren’t of ethnicity but due more to gender and age.

  11. As far as I know, UK law allows you to say whatever you like about dead cunts, just don’t libel any living cunts while you’re at it.

    Would not of course put it past our virtue signalling, PC libtard Government changing the law, using it as another excuse to crack down on free speech. Bit like New Labour did with their anti-terror legislation in the 1990s.

    George Orwell foresaw it all…

    • Yes you could – except that would probably breach the incitement to religious hatred laws or similar, a whole different kettle of cuntage. But not law of libel.

      • @Kravdarth – Dick’s points were valid, if a little eccentrically expressed. And not every argument can be won by playing the antisemitism race card.

        Btw, before you choose to rubbish my comment, I am 100% against antisemitism and pro Israel, as I am pro Britain.

  12. I would never play the anti semitism card. My concern was how Anne Frank was guilty of lying. She wrote a diary which her father found and published. With Saint Stephen all we have is conjecture, anecdotes and a lot of questions…..

  13. Nice work ACWCC…
    I was going to say a breath of fresh air on ISAC but the stench of seacrest stopped that, a horrible brown nosing sycophantic cunt and without question one of the most annoying cretins on American TV, seen him on a few shows and he comes across as completely superficial ( probably why the yanks love him) , talentless smarmy cunt of the highest calibre……
    Anybody who has had anything to do with Saturn sized arse Kardashian’s rise to prominence is truly worthy of a mega cunting!!!

    • Off point…..
      Just saw Sunday politics and they were talking about labours position on leaving the EU, first up one of the guardians biggest turds and brexit hater rafael behr who managed to link brexit to UKIP 3 times in 30 seconds!!
      CUNT!! Stacks of labour voted to leave!!
      Next up camilla tominey of the Sunday express who obviously doesn’t agree with behr and is talking about controlled immigration, taking people we actually want and need , behr has the expression of a man whos guests have walked over his new Wilton carpet wearing shoes covered in dog shit!! Excellent….
      And finally Rachel shabi journalist and author ( remainer) who has said rafaels description was incorrect!! Hilarious….
      behr now has the appearance of a man who’s discovered his wife has been spit roasted by Nigel Farage and Boris Johnson!!
      Behr looking throughly pissed off, an excellent start to Sunday……..

      • Afternoon Q…thanks for the review. Have recorded programme to watch later – much looking forward to the Wilton carpet dog shit bit!

      • Afternoon SB
        It certainly made me chuckle, removed from his safe space over at the guardian behr didn’t sound so cocky!!

  14. @Krav…You know perfectly well that my point was bugger all to do with Anne Frank. It was a clearly unproven allegation made to highlight the duplicity of your position.
    As for the “I would never play the anti-semitism card”….Well,words fail me.

  15. @Krav…Prove your allegations about Lawrence or withdraw them. I am happy to withdraw mine about Frank. You came on this site originally claiming to be a serving Met. officer. Now you claim (and who am I to doubt you?) to work in a position that gives you access to insider knowledge. You often allude to your position. Is this how you came by your, as yet unseen, proof of your allegations re. Lawrence?

  16. At the risk of sounding like a slimy, obsequious cunt, may I offer a tentative “welcome back” to Dick Fiddler? It hasn’t been quite the same recently without your level of splendidly amusing spite…

    • Yes good to see Dick Fiddler is still here. Maybe Dick was too busy shagging the future Mrs Fiddler, Gemma Arteton.

      • Yes, welcome back Dick. You’ve probably been busy cleaning up Fiddler Towers after an outrageously long and debauched festive party, you old dog : )
        As for this Seacrest chap, never heard of him but he looks like he was at the front of the cunt queue when they were ladling out.

      • Now you wouldn’t be trying to goad Fiddler to overstep the mark,would you, GB? 🙂 .

      • Really enjoyed your input today Dick, though puzzled by the outcome, to say the least…

        Don’t make a stranger of yourself.

      • @SB. I fear my particular brand of vitriol is pretty much beyond the pale these days.
        I quite understand and accept the Mods. position,but I must admit that without free rein my diatribes lack a certain “je ne sais quoi”. My bile duct seems to only operate at maximum flow.
        🙂 .

      • Message received and understood Dick, but hope we haven’t seen the last of you here…though appreciate that to experience an impassioned or carefully crafted comment just disappear into the ether for no apparent reason can be extremely dispiriting. I too, believe it or not, have suffered for my ‘art’.

        Either way, all the best whatever the weather.

  17. That Seacrest cunt had the easiest job in the world really… Take Euromuck prossies like the Kartrashians to TV company, the slappers do what they ‘re good at to exces, they get fame, he gets money… Job’s a good ‘un….

    • Too right. When all is said and done, if there wasn’t a massive audience for this brain dead shit reality ten bob tv, then he would have been out of a job. Too many cunts in the world…..

    • Not really, Pike had to go home for his woolly scarf, and Walker shared some of his black market boiled sweets with us. Other than that, nothing to report.

    • Nothing to see here son, just a minor spat between the usual suspects. Move along now…

  19. I cannot believe you did that. There was some really interesting interaction going on in there. Very disappointed.

    • I am sure we all appreciate the good work that admin are doing on here, I for one would miss it. Some funny, interesting and sensible comments appear on IAC.

    • All of it legally actionable? Surely not. A small fraction perhaps – I’m no certainly no expert, and not arguing the toss, you’re the boss.

      Btw, I wasn’t aware you were looking for new admins, although being somewhat IT challenged I probably wouldn’t have volunteered to put my cock on the block anyway.

      Appreciate what you do, despite the occasional niggle…

  20. Big Don has said he ‘would have dealt with Brexit differently’… I bet he would… Something more like ‘Look! We’re leaving! No deals! No divorce payments! Try to stop us or blackmail us and we will nuke fuck out of you! Capeesh?!’

    And all we’ve got is Saggy May: who makes Mavis Riley look like Drill Sgt Hartman…

  21. Any chance everyone could just calm the fuck down.

    Surely ISAC is about cunting cunts rather than cunting each other.

    There’s fucking loads of opinionated cunts on here and for me that’s what makes this site a scream but let’s not turn in on ourselves.

    Personally I was delighted to see DF back as his posts make me realise there’s other people out there similar to me but who aren’t afraid to say it.

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