Winter Olympics – and the BBC

Posted on February 16, 2018 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

The Winter Olympics on the Beebistan Broadcasting Corporation.

So it’s time again for the love in that is the Olympics, on BBC, the four yearly shitfest of sportspersons and activities you’ve never actually heard of. The Winter Olypmics is a particular favourite.

Curling. Polishing some Ice with a brush so a fucking great stone can slide along it. Not taking a good shit, as I wrongly assumed. Appears to be done by Scottish dikes and Norwegians.

Moguls. Strapping ski planks to your feet and sliding down a bumpy slope covered in snow. Looks like a good way to have a stint in A&E to me.

Snowboarding. An excuse for a bunch of ‘right on’ lefty snowflakes to get a free holiday and wear ludicrous clothes whilst hacking on about half pipes, twists and catching air. Grow up you fucktards.

And finally good old Claire Balding, every cunts favourite lesbian who told us yesterday that she would be ‘doing the show’ from Salford, because it’s 4am in Korea and it’s very cold. No shiting Claire, is that why they call it the ‘winter’ Olympics?

Nominated by Leonardo Di Cunty.

Eurgh the tedium of the Winter Olympics. I only had it on accidentally and within 2 minutes I wanted to slit my own throat.

This thing is only on TV so that the new rich semi-intelligent/conscious middle classes can pretend they’re interested in sports. They can then use this discussion of “real world events” to distract from their small time dynasty building for their spoiled vomitous liberal offspring.

Its so fucking boring. Its like bingo in atmosphere and excitement. What is the point apart from some humanist celebration of bullshit. Who gives a shit if someone can skii or ice skate quicker than someone else? What good did it do anyone?

Their are numerous criticisms because of “tribalism” in football and other sports, but that’s because people give a shit! Because it’s exciting! Opening another bottle.of wine never gave meaning to anything.

One day when there isn’t a global media vacuum waiting for arbitrary sports to fill its schedules for the media spoon fed middle classes, this wank will.be forgotton, and sports like curling and skiing will be left to whatever local mutants have the spare time and inclination to do it. And good luck to them, its probably fun, but fun isn’t necessarily interesting to watch, so it doesn’t mean it should be on TV globally. A shitting contest would frankly be more interesting, and get a more focused audience.

So fuck the winter olympics and the cunts who watch it. There is always something better to do unless you are a brain dead moron who thinks its sport you can watch and be discussed over dinner and wine and not be embarrased about because lower class people watch it, like football or snooker.

Nominated by Cunting Rank Wags

Scarlett Johansson (2)

Posted on February 16, 2018 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Scarlett Johansson is a cunt… Yet another bad and infantile piss take of Ivanka Trump on that pile of snowflake turd, Saturday Shite Live… With all the dodgy and corrupt fuckers in US politics, she (and they ) decides to pick on Big Don’s daughter? Also taking a pop at Ivanka Trump while sucking up to Kilary Clinton is severe cuntitude… Saying that Kilary has ‘integrity’ and finding Ivanka Trump offensive is the hallmark of a cunt… Now, I know she is probably shagging one of those Saturday Shite Live snowflakes (she doesn’t half go through ’em), but somebody should tell the daft trollop that Ivanka Trump is not the President of the United States, Ivanka does not make decisions, and Ivanka is not in charge… And as for implying that Ivanka is a mere ‘ornament’? That is rich: coming from someone who has gained major publicity over ‘hacked’ pics of her tits and who will have three husbands by the time she is 35…

And now Johansson has even outcunted herself… At that virtue signaling wimmins march Scarjo verbally attacked James Francto regarding the ‘Me Too’ lynch mob… As far as I know Franco has not been arrested, charged, or found guilty at all yet (if he ever is), yet there she is gobbing off… But bear in mind this is the same woman who accuses Franco of being guilty, but two years ago snorted that any allegations about Woody Allen were just ‘guesswork’… Both men might be guilty, both men might not be… But such disregard for one case and suddenly be ‘outraged’ at another?… In other words: allegedly ‘harassing’ Hollywood actresses is ‘outrageous’, but alleged child abuse and sexual assault is merely ‘guesswork’… This could also be to do with the fact that Johansson worked with Allen on three films to blow her arse up the Hollywood and financial ladder… This is Hollywood hypocrisy personified and the mark of a total cunt…

Nominated by Norman.

Laurie Love

Posted on February 15, 2018 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

This guy who hacked the us government or whatever is the newest poster boy for victim remoralising/excusemaking sympathy porn.

He has aspergers syndrome or something, which apparently means (I am playing a faux-ignorant charicature here to emphasize the stupidity of the situation FYI, anyway …) that he didn’t give 2 shits about why he was hacking, it was all about the challenge.

So apparently that makes it alright then?! The cunt even arrogantly made some wanky statement to the media saying that it was a victory for justice and blah blah we’ve heard it all before pal. What kind of mental gymnastics go on in a morons head to make him think that it is heroic to get away with something that in most cases would mean the end of a normal persons lifestyle? To fuck with such power and then laugh at it and then think you are right means you are a cunt, not a hero.

I’m not backing up the US Government though. The problem is the arbitrary and frankly laugh or you will die nature of it. Here is the nub of it.

So because he has aspergers, it means that his motivation was technical. He wanted to see if he could beat the challenge of hacking some of the tightest internet security. He didn’t care about whatever military bullshit he would find (who would?), he just wanted to see if he could, because his “disease” made him. This apparently passes for logic. The best I heard was some sympathy monger on LBC state, and I quote, “I wouldn’t call it hacking”.

Think about this for a second. Someone commits a crime, but because they are motivated by some condition (meaning something they can describe that other people do) then its ok. Because his primary intention was to commit the crime in the first place, and not some other goal, that makes it ok? What the actual cunting fuck?

Picture the scene. A woman comes home to find her son in the process of being stabbed by another man, who has aspergers syndrome (or whatever fucking excuse is next). Horrified she says “you stabbed my boy”. The perpetrators mother is there (for purely anecdotal reasons), “I wouldn’t call it stabbing” she says, “he just wanted to see how far the knife went in”.

They’re just taking the piss aren’t they, they’re not even trying any more.

So Laurie Love deserves a cunting, becaue he let the sympathy dealers brainwash him into thinking that he can do whatever the fuck he want because he has a condition, and then brag about it.

Nominated by Cunting Rank Wags

Cape Town, South Africa

Posted on February 15, 2018 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Cape Town is a Cunt!

That’s right. I said the city of Cape Town is a cunt. How can a city be a cunt you ask? Fair question. And here’s the answer. Cape Town, South Africa is in the midst of a severe water crisis. So severe in fact, that it has been announced that on May 11 of this year the city will no longer be able to provide water to anyone for any reason.

I have been following this clusterfuck for a while and have concluded that there is not a single individual I could single out as 1st Cunt, so I have simply decided to cunt ’em all and let God sort ’em out.

First a bit of background for those of you who are like WTF is this Yankee Cunt on about now?

For three years Cape Town has been in a state of drought caused by a recurring El Nino effect. (Look it up if you must.). The City is supplied by a series of reservoirs and due to a literal complete lack rain, the water levels have fallen below the minimum levels required to supply the city.

This utter fucking disaster has been three years in the making and has not been addressed. On May 11 the city is turning off the spout and setting up “water distribution” points, where under the protection of the South African Police Service, water rations will be distributed to the populace.

What could go wrong with this plan? ?

Who is responsible? ?

On with the cunting!

1. Patricia de Lille is Mayor of Cape Town and one who deserves cunting. As Mayor she is the chief executive officer of the city and has been in office since before the crisis began. She has not dealt with the problem and by one press account has been removed from all dealing in this mess. She is of course a liberal and a founding member of the Democratic Alliance party. She is a crusading Social Justice Warrior and a crony of Kofi Annan who has been accused of election misconduct. She has won a shit load of awards and is one of the most respected cunts in Africa. But she didn’t address the problem of her city running out of water. Miserable fucking cunt!

2. The CapeTown city “Bureaucracy.”. This collective bunch of nameless cunts have spent 3 years tickling each others twats rather than dealing with the problem. A water desalination plant was proposed and a company whith experience building them (in Australia I believe) tried to negotiate with them and eventually backed out. A study done by some cunts (typical way government deals with a crisis) found that due to…and I quote…” a high level of bureaucracy, lack of urgency and an inadequate proposed supply”…that they were unable to…”deal effectively and timeously (sic)”…with the problem. Worthless Fucking cunts!

3. The citizens of Cape Town. According to some press reports the good citizens simply didn’t take the matter seriously and didn’t reduce or conserve water as recommended, thereby exacerbating the problem. It’s too late now. Dumb fucking cunts!

4. The Climate Change Mafia. These fucking cunts are chalking this mess up to man made climate change and exploiting it for their own nefarious goals. It goes without saying that they too offered no practical solutions. The reality is that El Nino and it’s counter part La Nina are documented weather patterns that account for precipitation, or the lack thereof, in climes the world over. The last time El Nino effected Cape Town in a severe manner was 1933. (For those of you who don’t know your history google “The Dust Bowl” and learn what my ancestors dealt with in the same years when El Nino also affected the land of consumption and the home of excess.) But the reality of historical weather patterns disturbs the Climate Change Dogma so they just dismiss it and continue to spew their propaganda. Stupid fucking cunts.

5. The Western Cape Provincial Cabinet. Other than being an arm of South African government I don’t really know who these cunts are. Whoever they are, they didn’t do a fucking thing! Now their response is to say it’s our responsibility to provide water.
To that end they are setting up armed distribution points around the city. So another group of governmental cunts abdicated responsibility and now at gunpoint they will decide how much water a person can have. Despicable fucking cunts!

A few quick facts. A human being can survive for about 3 weeks without water. A healthy adult man should have 3.7 liters per day and a healthy adult woman should have 2.7 liters a day. I don’t have numbers for infants, children, the sick or the elderly.

What happens when an entire city runs out of water? Who drinks? Who thirsts? Who survives? Who suffers? Who lives? Who dies? Well boys and girls we’re about to find out.

So with this 21st century, brave new world crisis looming over the horizon, I proudly cunt Cape Town et al!

Nominated by General Cuntster.

Russians

Posted on February 15, 2018 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Russians are cunts, all of them. I just recently got back from 6 months in Thailand (Pattaya, shit hole) and the place is infested with Russian cunts. Huge brutes with shaven heads and covered in tattoos. And that’s just the women! Pig ignorant and arrogant as fuck, on one occasion I was actually pushed out of the way by a gang of the cunts. The women are chisel faced shrews with an expression like a bulldog chewing a wasp licking a nettle and the kids are noisy little cunts allowed to run riot and do exactly what they like. My apartment was opposite a Russian prostitutes, typical hard faced scrawny blond cunt. She would often just leave bags of garbage outside her door instead of walking 15 meters to put it down the garbage chute. Then she would leave her door open and play loud music while cooking something that smelled like fried onion mixed with dog shit. In her favour she never brought any of her clients back, at least she knew not to shit on her own doorstep but even a dog has sense enough not to do that.