Author Archives: A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Water Shortages

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After a few days of warm weather the naysayers and doom mongers are beginning to mention hose pipe bans and restrictions, such as taking a shower rather than a bath…

Fuck me, it’s good ole Blighty, it rains for 10 months of the year and how often do we get to hear about floods in some place or other. So where has all that water gone I ask? We should be the Saudi Arabia of H2O, it should be our biggest export for cryin out load.

Mmmm, now fat cat water company bosses and shareholders pocketing the profits and not investing in the network? Too many people, approx 70 million on a small island design for about 35mil?

I despair. Hose pipe bans, stick em up yer arse.

Nominated by LeonardoDiCunty

Cryptocurrency

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It’s time we all called out this scam for a scialytic cunting ( fucking good word that).

I’ve just finished watching some bullshit artist telling me that I have a chance to invest in real estate here in Vancouver for as little as a dollar.

All I have to do is convert my dollar into a cryptotoken?? and then I’ll be registered in the blockchain ( whatever the fuck that is ) as owning 1/1,1,608,000th part of the fucking house across the street ( here’s the website by the way…. https://imbyx.com/ )
What a masterpiece of salesmanship!

I don’t know what a cryptotoken is and neither does anyone in the whole world know what one is, or what one is worth.Not only that but I don’t know what rights my share will get me.

Maybe I’ll let my self driving car take me down to their digital office and find out what the fuck’s going on.

Nominated by Paul Ya Plonker

Morris Dancers

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Morris dancers.

It’s Most probably been done before but Morris dancers I hate with a passion. What do they think they look like jumping up and down tapping sticks the cunts. I was late getting somewhere so took a shortcut through a little village with one pub and what happens , they shut the road for 10 minutes so these cunts could show how good they was, if it wasn’t for the fact dried blood is hard to get of your motor when it’s dry I would have done the cunts, oh calm down.

Nominated by The vid

Christie Elan-Cane [2]

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“I crept into the crypt, crapped and crept out again”


A nomination for an industrial scale cunting is for Christie Elan-Cane.

This creepy Nosferatu impersonator has, fortunately, lost a court case against the U.K. government. It was trying to have a “gender neutral” category of British Passport. To look at it, it can probably leave its coffin and explore far and wide without the restriction of boundaries prior to sunrise and without the need to pass through immigration.

Gender neutral bellend/cunt.

Nominated by Sir Cuntalot

Vince Cable [10]

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Did anybody see ITV this morning? I generally avoid Piers Morgan like the plague but for some unfathomable reason it was on and the remote was not to hand! ( I know lazy Cunt) I noticed doddery old cunt Vince Cable on the sofa and Bernard jenkin ( leaver) on live feed , Jenkin asked Cable “ do you respect the referendum result?”

With his eyes darting from side to side the old cunt replied “We acknowledge the referendum“

That’s not answering the question you fucking slippery old wanker!!! Jenkin should have gone in on him but didn’t he did however say that he found Cable’s position on Brexit laughable as his party (himself included) had pushed for an in/out vote on the EU before Cameron!! The old fool had no answer to that!, and looked completely out of his depth when in debate…..

Leaden footed old cunt should be in a care home, not trying to derail Brexit!

Cable’s whole fucking career has been talking like some wise old sage from the touch line of British politics but put him front and centre and he is an absolutely useless 24 carat cunt…….

Nominated by Quislings