Microsoft updates

Not content with owning as much money as the rest of us combined, these arseholes have to spy on everything on the fucking internet.

After the recent update, I unchecked everything that would allow Microsoft to use my browsing to spy on me, but was still bombarded by advertising which I know was down to them as it was so specific.

I shut down still more and was unable to post on this website. Re-enabled my ability to post and guess what!!! The specific advertising is back again!

Well seeing as I know you’re reading this; Microsoft you’re a cunt, and Bill Gates you’re a cunt.

Nominated by Duke of Cuntshire

Maxine De Brunner

Maxine De Brunner

Retarded former Deputy Assistant Commissioner Met police. Tried to spend £10,000 of public funds by having a riot squad entertain her kid at his private school, in Surrey!

Ruined a highly decorated officers career with lies and smears when an officer took a shower and towelled up to go back to the changing room. Madam interpreted this as white macho culture. He is still off with stress. The MET settled out if court at his employment tribunal.Costs all in over £200,000.

Now this vacuous snivelling bitch is lecturing on how to smash white macho culture in the workplace.

What a fucking joke.

Nominated by kravdarth

Dead Pool [100]

Congratulations to Pedantic Cunt who has defied all the odds to prevent Shaun winning his 6th successive Dead Pool by nominating the man who gave us Bagpuss, the Clangers and all sorts of other kiddy shit, Peter Firmin (even though it was spelt wrong!)

So we move on to the auspicious occasion of the 100th Dead Pool and perhaps Shaun might give someone else a chance to win that too? No? Thought not!

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck

The BBC [16]


Much speculation this week about who is to replace Dimblebore on this sites favourite program, Question Time.

Here’s the runners and riders :

(1) Kirsty Wark. Female.
(2) Kirsty Young. Female.
(3) Samira Ahmed. Female muslim.
(4) Mishal Hussein. Female Muslim.
(5) Victoria Derbyshire. Female.
(6) Emma Barnett. Female.
(7) Emily Maitlis. Female.
(8) Krishan Guru-Murthy. Male muslim.
(9) Jeremy Paxman. White anglo saxon male (Surely some mistake?)

The favourites seem to be Wark, Young and Hussein. Want to take a guess which one they’ll give it to?

Of course, the BBC is following it’s policy of no gender discrimination so that’s why the vast majority of the runners are female and they chuck in a token bloke or two. God forbid – or should that be Allah forbid – they should give it to person best qualified for the job such as Andrew Neil or Paxo. Wrong sex? Maybe wrong religion? Form your own opinion.

Nominated by Pedantic Cunt

Posted in BBC

Ed Sheeran tickets (who wants them anyway?)

Ed Sheeran. Not because he is a ginger minger or even a ginger moaner and not because all his songs are repetitive and sound much the same. No, I nominate this little guitar strumming mumbler because he has stitched up ten thousand of his fans by invalidating their tickets. Now I thought it is up to the individual how much they are willing to pay for a ticket to watch him perform, but no little Ed thinks differently, so if you bought a ticket through a different agency than Ed’s official one you cannot watch him play even though your ticket is genuine. That is unless you buy another ticket at the gig and of course, many of these ten thousand did not have the funds to do that and as such were these fans were left very upset

If he is worried about other ticket sites selling his tickets then all you have to do is limit the amount you can buy to four tickets at a time, a simple piece of software will easily achieve this and stop blocks of tickets being sold. Do Not Punish your fans who have made you by their loyalty super rich.

I can only think that you are trying to out cunt Bono and that takes some doing but it appears you have managed it.

Nominated by iamnot