Paddington Bear

Paddington Bear is a bit of a cunt, isn’t he?

Having been forced to sit through both Paddington Bear films, I feel compelled to cunt the little bastard.

During his stay in London, he works hard at destroying the evil menace, (bedsheet-clad Peacefuls who wants to destroy society), while fighting the injustice of the great Brexit betrayal and the Fourth Reich’s diluting of Britain’s freedom and independence.

Naa, only joking. The only evil in both films are Caucasian, middle-aged males, those utter, privileged, white-skinned demons.

Wait though, Ethnics are represented throughout. There’s the dark girl who kindly gives him a lift whilst cycling through their neighbourhood; there’s the female, Asian barrister; the happy Italian barber who’s ever-charming and no doubt pays all his tax; the cheery black Dustbin man who’s eagerly revising for exams; and who could ignore the conscientious, generous-of-spirit, Indian doctor. How dreary.

London is litter-free, everybody lives in four-story, staccato houses and this bear is an inoffensive, little scamp who just means well. No. He’s a bloody scrounger who lives the life of riley, constantly sponging off the myopic family who must feed the greedy, little cunt’s marmalade fix.

Paddington Bear is a deceptive, cloying, jobless, freeloading jam junkie.

 

Nominated by, Captain Magnanimous

TV Ad’s

A cunting for the wankfaced, greedy, shit-for-brained TV execs who top and tail every segment of primetime TV shows with “Proudly Sponsored By”.

It’s bad enough that we have to watch the shite that passes for REAL adverts these days but 2 x 15 second slots during EVERY commercial break in the programme are taken up with these inane “mini ads”. What next? ” ‘Proudly sponsored by [Cunt A]’ is proudly sponsored by [Cunt B]”?

The only one I’d like to see would be “Ant & Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway. Proudly sponsored by DrinkAware”

Nominated by Thirkleby Spunktrumpet

 

The House of Lords [3]

The House of Lords is due another nomination. With a few exceptions, the House of Lords is filled with a bunch of political lightweights, has beens and never weres, along with morons, deviants and lickspittles, put there by various party leaders, because the one thing they could be counted on to do right, was obey the orders of their master. Most of them rarely spend the whole day there, yet they feel they deserve the £300 per day they receive, just for signing in. They simply turn up, sign in, and then fuck off again. They also get to claim expenses. And not one of these alleged Lords and Ladies has been elected to their current position. As far as the House of Lords is concerned, democracy does not apply to them, for they have a God given right to sit in the upper chamber.

Not one of those bloated, thieving, self-important cunts has a clue what the working class has to go through on a daily basis, and they I dare say they wouldn’t give a fuck if they did. Their biggest flaw, is that frequently go against the will of the British people, wrongly believing that they know better than us what’s best for the country. And they do that whilst contemptuously claiming their daily allowance, plus expenses, which comes from the pockets of us, the British taxpayer.

No issue proves their contempt for the average British citizen than Brexit. Time and again, these so called ‘nobles’ have voted against the wishes of the British people with regards to our leaving the EU. They seem to think the issue of EU membership is far to important to allow us plebs to have a say. They are wrong. Our membership of the EU is an issue that is far too important to be left in the hands of our politicians, especially unelected politicians like the Lords. And most especially since the vast of our politicians are in favour of continuing to kiss the EU’s arse, whilst handing over billions of pounds of taxpayers money.

Their latest act of treason was to vote in favour of the UK staying in the Customs Union, something that we, the British people specifically voted against when we voted to leave the EU two years ago. This a blatant kick in democracy’s bollocks and, quite naturally, has provoked enormous anger among us plebs. Numerous PM’s have promised to reform the House of Lords, but to date, not one of them has even attempted it. Now, there is a petition to force the issue, which at the time of my typing this, has over 106,000 signatures. I’m not naïve enough to believe that reform will actually happen, especially with May the Meek as our current PM, but at those ignorant fuckers in the Commons will have to debate it.

Parliament in general is in desperate need of reform. Too many of our political class have either forgotten, or are wilfully ignoring the fact, that THEY work for US, not vice versa. They swore an oath to represent the wishes of the British people, but they’re not doing that. The vast majority of our MP’s and Lords are in it for the money, serving the people they swore to represent is now something to be ignored. And since they’re not doing the job they swore to do, they have a moral obligation to quit, and make way for someone who WILL do the job. They won’t do that though, because they have no morals, and they certainly have no honour.

Since much needed reform is something we will never see, and considering voting makes fuck all difference, I’m rapidly coming to the conclusion that the UK is desperately in need of a civil war. I know, it sounds ridiculous, but when we have an upper chamber that considers itself to be above the rest of us, and the sole custodians of democracy, then we have to take matters into our own hands, especially when the commons shows no signs of taking the Lords to task.

With some Lords, Heseltine, the Kinnocks, Mandelson, etc, their reason for trying to undermine the democratically expressed will of the people is clear, they have a vested interest. Heseltine owns a number of farms and claims a shedload in subsidies. The Kinnocks, Mandelson and a number of others receive overly generous pensions from the EU. And there is another reason the Lords need to be reformed, these cunts are putting their own financial interests before the British people. If these traitorous, self interested twats succeed in undermining Brexit, I’m quite sure their will be a level of unrest in the UK that has so far been unheard of. And those pricks in Parliament will deserve everything that happens to them.

Another epic QDM cunting, (also available in hardback)

 

Transgender evolution.

I really need to cunt transgenders.
I’ve had enough of their bullying and authoritarian attitude to anyone that disagrees in any way with their delusions.

There are only 2 genders.
Males produce sperm and females produce eggs.
You are the gender that you were born as, and your gender CANNOT be changed.
THAT’S IT.
SCIENCE.
REALITY.
FULL STOP.

Just coz you have a delusional obsession with being something that you’re not, doesn’t make it true and doesn’t mean that you can change nature.
If someone is crazy do you change the laws of nature and physics to fit with the lunatics delusions or do you treat the lunatic with psychiatric treatment?
Well these days you throw all science, knowledge and reason in the bin, scrap thousands of years of history and pander to some fucking weirdo just coz they’ve got a louder voice than everyone else.

If you’d asked me a year ago about transbenders I’d have said fair play to them. If a geezer wants to put on a dress and a wig and change his name to Susan that’s no skin off my nose. Live and let live.
Unfortunately these mentally retarded cunts don’t feel the same way. They bully and persecute anyone that doesn’t immediately fall into line with their delusion.
Now they want access to women’s areas and soon it’ll be women’s changing rooms etc…
They’ve crossed the line.
The cunts have pushed and pushed but now they’ve pushed too far.

Now the transbenders are trying to get ’em young and brainwash kids while still in first school. A typical lefty strategy.
Unfortunately they haven’t considered the fact that they’re a bunch of cunts, and if everyone in society was like them then the world would be a really, really fucked up place.

They’re going to create a whole generation of seriously fucked up people and the suicide rates amongst that generation are going to be through the roof.
All coz some lefties decided to conduct a social experiment despite all evidence clearly indicating that transweirdos are depressed, suicidal and on the whole completely fucked in the head.

Now they want all kids to be like that.

They’re giving me the hump and to honest I’ve got to the point where I don’t give a flying fuck about their rights anymore.

What about my right to disagree and what about the rights and welfare of society in general?

You had your voice and your rights but it wasn’t enough. Now you want to re-engineer society and essentially rule over the majority.

Fuck you guys.

Demented cunts.

Nominated by. deploythesausage

Philomena Cunk

Philomena Cunk is a cunt, isn’t she.

This parody of History documentaries seemed fairly innocuous. Fronted by a fictional presenter, Philomena Cunk (actress Diane Morgan) makes all manner of deliberate malapropism-type mistakes whilst keeping an earnest, concerned face. She plays an imbecile, a sort of thinking man’s moron painted with brash confidence in her thick, dimwit Lancashire accent For a while it’s amusing, although titillating rather than funny.

However, something wasn’t right, something niggled me. Yes, there were constant pokes at Britain; yes there was the glossing over of important events; yes, gentle digs at our finest hours. It’s the BBC, what more do we expect.

There was the liberal sprinkling of “being governed by a European power” – at least one every programme – the Romans, the Vikings, the Norman conquest, all with weighty allusions to leaving the EU. Finally it gave up disguising itself. Talking about creating the BBC she asked, “Was it one of those stupid mistakes they made….like Brexit?”

It wasn’t until the credits that it all made sense. There, like a revealing final jigsaw piece, under the title ‘Written by’, was his name: Charlie Brooker.
Ah yes, of course, Charlie Brooker. The old holier-than-thou, Guardian-reading satirist. Charlie Brooker thinks he’s the funniest writer on tv though he’s comically unaware that he’s actually an ugly, pompously vain, sanctimonious, overweight cunt-wipe.

Fuck off Charlie Brooker and take your tired, hackneyed format stolen from Ali G and shove the whole fatuous, self-congratulatory, BBC dogshit back up Philomena’s Cunk.

 

Nominated by, Captain Magnanimous