Kendrick Lamarr. More obnoxious than Mark, much, much less attractive than Hedi, you may never have heard of him. He is a rapper. An American one. He is famous for having danced on a burnt-out police car during a riot. The Groaniad wants to nominate his ill-structured gibberings for a Pulitzer prize. I have just endured (what I was doing required too much focus to turn the cunt off) 15 minutes of a simpering eulogy/life history of this chanter of bollocks to ripped-off techno beatz…on Radio 4.
Ultimately, I had to suspend operations in order to register my hatred of this shit on ISAC. And take a boiling piss.
I learned that he had suffered depression as a teenager. Apparently this is unusual. Pity he didn’t succumb, and pop himself through the head with the mandatory .45. His English teacher, modestly claiming credit for launching the cunt on his multiple assaults on rhyme, scansion, grammar and sense within the slack framework of a tribal chant, is called Regis Inge. Which was the only mildly comic point made during a presentation delivered in the reverential tones normally accorded to competent but dead heads of state., with frequent gormless utterances from the cunt himself and samples of his noxious output interleaved with admiring vignettes from his utterly ordinary existence.
Why wasn’t this shit on a lowest-common-denominator yoof music programme? Answer, Radio 4 is now courting the lowest common denominator. Centuries of culture culminate in this. O tempora. O mores. I see the Tiber flowing with much blood.
Hows about Lord Willets for a cunting. Below is from his Policy study group, or Wank Tank if you prefer:-
‘A £10,000 payment should be given to the young and pensioners taxed more, a new report into inter-generational fairness in the UK suggests.
The research and policy organisation, the Resolution Foundation, says these radical moves are needed to better fund the NHS and maintain social cohesion.
Its chairman, Lord Willetts, said the contract between young and old had “broken down”.’
What a fucking brilliant idea. Tax the fuck out of the likes of me who worked and contributed for 50 years and give £10 grand to the snowflakes to spend on snowflake priorities. You know, gender re-assignment surgery because the NHS doesn’t give it due priority, paying back their loans for Media Studies degrees, state of the art tablets for Twatter storms or photographing their dinner, bland music, setting up protest groups for whatever is the next outrage and so on. I am sure Cunters can add to these priorities.
And god help us Willets is not a swivel eyed Corbynista. He’s a fucking Tory. The cunt.
Professional YouTubers need to be pencilled in for some serious fucking straight talking.
Back in the dim-and-distant, sun-drenched vista of 2006 or so, this cracking new website called YouTube appeared which allowed people to share their videos; usually long-forgotten VHS crackly bollocks or the like. Harmless fun for real people, not yet infected with the twin-cancers of social media online validation needs and the nadir of reality television.
Then, as with everything online, it became big, became all about the moolah, the advertising. Bought by Google, this marked the almost certain death-knell of the site for any genuine fun or creativity. Worst of all, it bred the Frankenstein’s monster of modern times – the professional YouTuber.
These cunts follow a very strict template:
– Loud and overbearing? Check.
– Lots of infantile stupidity in vomit-crayola colours? Check.
– Apeing anything and everything in popular culture? Check.
– Promoting the latest tat and shit merchandise from corporate brands? Check
– Earn millions of $$$ in the process? Cheque and mate, cunt.
The burden of approaching middle-age is that family members of teenage years or thereabouts deluge you with their inescapable shite. And in this era, included are YouTube ‘stars’. With nephews, nieces and cuntsins aplenty, there is never a device or computer left without one of these barking simpletons screaming at the onlooker. I therefore sadly know far more about these fucking YouTubers than I ever should.
As one example, let’s look at our very own British whitebread snowflake princess ‘Zoella’. This cunt has become a multi-millionaire whilst still in her twenties, thanks to her beauty ‘vlogging’ and the tacky crap featured on her channel. The cunt wrote a book, called, I don’t know, ‘The Life and Times of a Bath Bomb Loving Shitcunt’, or something. Anyway, it turns out that large parts of this book (i.e. all of it) were not actually written by her at all, despite the heavy promotion. Hey, most zlebs have ghostwriters for their autobiographies, that isn’t uncommon. Difference here is that this shit-book was actually a ‘novel’. Promoted as hers. And she basically wrote fuck all of it. This fraud became a moderately big story here.
Following this, she did what all millenials do when the heat in the Aga becomes unbearable – she fled the fucking scene, citing the need for a ‘break’ and the good ole’ hasty retreat beat to the lavender and jasmine scented safe space.
This just demonstrates the problem with ‘professional YouTubers’. They forget that their fame and popularity is all thanks to the me-too culture of instant gratification in the form a fucking thumbs up. No talent of any kind is required – you can simply be an autisitc black kid from Sarf Landan reviewing pizza – it’s all about the currency of LOL. So when these cunts try their hand at anything which does require actual, real ability, then they fail, and fail badly – or, they simply get someone else to do the real work. Other YouTube cunts have attempted to release films which were reviewed and recieved as poorly as you would expect. The commercial shite they push and the corporate cock they take deep enough to tickle the appendix reminds us just what a cynical fucking industry the whole field has become. And since it is Google-owned, you can expect any attempts to search for anything you might really want to watch to be headed in the results by promoted, unrelated shite like Shane Dawson eating his own fucking ear wax or something similar.
The link below is of a professional YouTuber who one niece loves. Obama appeared in one of her videos. I will simply say nothing and instead let the exceptional talent shine through and do the talking.
So a major cunting for these neon-painted, shrill loudmouth cunts who continue to give kids an early start into their own millenial cuntdom. I know my own younger family members are rapidly heading down that path and for me, it is a race to the grave before having to face the sheer magnitude of their future adult cuntdom.
I’d like to cunt the pricks that wave you on.
It would seem that the UK is in the grip of a social change – a change that involves everyone being a mindless fucking prick. A new behavioural trait that implies goodwill to others but in reality involves drawing attention to themselves trying to be selfless.
What utter, utter cunts.
I am of course, refering to the hordes of pious dogooders that stop their car when the right of way belongs to them and “wave you on”.
What the fuck is all that about, and where the fuck does it come from?
Just yesterday, an elderly fella stopped his car on a blind bend to “wave us out”. We were looking to come out of a junction just before the bend. All of sudden, in order to acknowledge this guy’s saintly generosity we were left gambling with the possibility of death as enraged roadusers over and undertook in every direction.
And today, we pulled in between parked cars acknowledging the right of way to the road users in the other lane. So desperate to be seen as kind, the oncoming driver stopped and flashed their lights repeatedly. Even fucking honking their horn!
And a fortnight ago, (actually third time this has happened to me so far) a driver stopped, holding up main road traffic, wound down his window and encouraged me to cross the road.
Well, I refused, and “waved him on”. Thereupon he delivered a torrent of abuse in response to my refusal to acknowledge his generous good nature. In the end, the sheer number of cars behind him got him moving.
Fuck these assholes who want me to die or risk life changing injury just so they can tell themselves that they are kind, giving and patient. Fuck them all.
I’d like to cunt directors who have to stick whites , blacks, chinese , lesbians, gays , half bakes and trans into their shows . I recently watched the American series Siren about a mermaid and fuck me .. she had a sister who was kidnapped, and yep she’s black . Why ? Why why why … grrrrrrrrrrrrr
The rest of the cast .. white hero , black girlfriend, annoying Chinese guy friend …..
I lasted til episode 3 but please no applause ..
And then you have Lesbian Street , I mean Coronation street. ..
Need i go on ….
