Walkers Crisps are cunts…
Apart from their sickening association with that smear of slime, Lineker,
these cunts are bigging up their ’70th Anniversary’ and telling all and sundry that they have always produced the most popular crisps in Britain…
Absolute lies and utter bollocks… Golden Wonder and Smiths were the most popular, and both are still available… Walkers, my arse…
Nominated by. Norman
Mr Verhofstadt -The Biggest EU Cunt?
This drink-sodden little motherfucker mutilating the English langauge has come up with another of his commandments (on the Irish question):
“It’s clear that the ball is now on the side of the UK to come forward with a satisfactory solution” he said.
“We will not give our consent to a withdrawal agreement without a guarantee, a 100 per cent assurance, that there will be no hard border between Northern Ireland and the Irish Republic.”
(Source Standard newspaper 25/4/18)
Who the fuck is this wanker to tell us we have to have their CONSENT to leave the EU, when we actually voted for it and Verhofstadt is only a pen-pushing arse licking careerist who we have never voted for?
Even David Davis seems to be getting weak now – he told the self import tossers on the EU Withdrawal Committee at Westminster that the votes of MPs on the final withdrawal bill will be complied with.
Why don’t we just tell the up-their own-arses EU tosspots that we are leaving without any agreement and not paying another fucking penny to their bloated drinking club. Fuck them.
Nominated by. W.C. Boggs
Adele is a cunt…
Amongst the collective media skin colour over actual talent arselicking of Fatarse Beyonce at Coachella, our very own lardy and tuneless one got some publicity out of it…. Adele posted pics of herself on Instacunt wetting herself over Coconut Bey’s appearance… The sight of Adele flicking her hair all over the place, twerking her fat arse, and pretending to play a trumpet in front of a television set is all too distressing and disgusting to bear…
Stupid fat slag…
Boris Johnson is a cunt. He’s proposing an amnesty for illegal immigrants that have been here for ten years and have a clean record. How you assess their records when you don’t even know anything about them I couldn’t begin to imagine. What I do know is that Boris is an untrustworthy cunt who dilly dailied over remain or leave , a real man of principle ‘ey ? Fuck off Boris, if they’re illegal then fuck them off, you wobble chopped ,bumbling blonde bastard.
Nominated by, Jack The Cunter
I would like to hand out a double cunting to Stanley Skupien/Met polis. Yes,the Polski homeless jogger cunt who found a London marathon runners entry bib and used it to steal his medal is back in the news. This time he robs some poor cunts boat, fills it with petrol instead of diesel (daft cunt) then is caught red handed wearing the boat owners clothes painting the boat black to try and disguise it.His alibi? Some bloke paid him to paint the boat! The Met accept this as they say that they cannot prove otherwise (thick cunts/lazy cunts….you decide) and all charges (slight matter of theft and criminal damage,nothing to see here) are dropped. Poor cunt with wrecked boat gets a letter from Met saying no further action will be taken.He is,quite rightly,appealing this decision. I eagerly await Mr. Skupiens next contribution to our culturally enriched society.
however he did get his comeuppance
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/6249930/london-marathon-cheat-forrest-tramp-beaten-up-mob/
Nominated by, Fillipo