Author Archives: A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Gemma Collins

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Gemma Collins. Or, ‘The GC’, as she refers to herself.

I’ve never even seen an episode of ‘Towie’ – specifically because it’s full of utter, utter cunts. From Essex. But I know much more about Gemma Collins than I would ever need to.

She’s fat, repulsively so, (not the end of the world, I like a curvy bird) but the thing that makes her repulsive is her ignorance, her pride in that ignorance, her total lack of self awareness and the fact that she genuinely believes she is an A list celebrity. Again – I don’t watch TOWIE and I’m not into the cult of celebrity but I know far too much about this fat hound.

Some sample quotes from an interview she gave to the current bun recently:-

““There’s a difference between being a diva and being an a***hole. You know: ‘Get me this, get me that.’ You’ve got to have manners,”

“I’m Gemma Collins, I’m 34 years old, I’ve earned my divaship”

“Take a good look at this. You ain’t going to ever get this candy”

To put these quotes into some context and for those of you cunts that are fortunate enough to have ever heard of her – she looks like a shit Essex Miss Piggy.

Nominated by Mecha-Rigsby

George Galloway (5)

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Happed to tune in unintentionally to RT TV channel earlier today.

Had the misfortune to watch the closing minutes of one Scottish George Galloway talking to his fourth wife (he was wearing a very strange hat).

Whilst he and I share the fact that we are both Leavers, I must confess in the few times that I have seen him speaking have never really understood what he is all about, other than he is a lefty socialist, anti war, and anti capitalist.  Have never seen him get on well with or agree with any one on any of the panels I have seen, and to be honest I am not sure what his purpose is in life.

His own website includes a quote that reads as follows: “Galloway is the most charismatic politician in Britain. His pugnacious politics are allied to a warmth, humor and charm that go a long way with voters”.  To be honest I have not witnessed any  war, humor or charm in any of the cips seen of him.

Find it staggering how he has been able to find four women to marry him?  His latest is relatively OK looking, 30 years his junior and I think I am right in saying they had a baby together last year?

Also remember watching a very strange clip of him with Rula Lenska (you know the rather strange cat one), if not the abridged clip is linked below.

A very weird, shifty looking cunt (who if Iam right) has never been nominated before on the ISAC site, and because of this I feel it is worth putting George forward if any to receive honest appraisals from my fellow Cunters.

Nominated by: Willie Stroker

Love Island

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Everything about this show is a cunt; the producers are cunts, the contestants are cunts and the cunts who watch it are also cunts. Cunts, cunts and more cunts. You must have no shame if you apply to be on the show and you must have no sense if you choose to watch it. Complete and utter, mind-numbing drivel.

A minute and a half I endured of this shite, I will never get back. However, those ninety seconds told me everything I needed to know about how thick, idiotic and vacuous these cunts really are. A bunch of tarted-up slappers and jack the lad fuckboy mincers engaging in meaningless conversations and unnecessary drama for a bit of attention and for the sake of being on telly.

The people that watch it and revel in the unfolding events need to get a life. Shit cunts all round. Also, the coverage it gets in the media and on various tv ads and competitions is absolutely ludicrous. What a load of shallow and superficial old cobblers.

Nominated by Jayniño

Has Love Island been cunted yet? If not then it really should be. Its vapid, heavily engineered tripe for the kinds of thick as pigshit cunts who can’t read anything more complicated and comprehensive than What’s On TV or Biff and Chip books.

Maybe I’m just so cynical by this point that I’m already, at the age of 20, out of touch with the rest of my generation but the mere fact that anyone intelligent can like this Big Brother knockoff tripe absolutely baffles me.

Nominated by Opinionated Cunt

Acid attacks

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As it’s my first cunting….I’d rather not cunt something so serious but my piss is boiling so hard I might achieve nuclear fusion. You may have read a story about a 3 year old being hit with acid. Yes you read that right, not by accident, actually purposely targeted a fucking three year old. So this cunting is reserved for those responsible. Now there are plenty of fuckwits who get cunted on here with the best of reasons, but none quite plumb these kind of depths, even with their unique brands of fuckwittery. I literally despair at the human race at times, the utter degenerate fucking scumbags that we sometimes are, almost makes me hope for a big fuckoff asteroid to come along and put us out of our fucking misery. Scumfucks of a special kind to hurt a child like that…..I feel sick

Nominated by The Ghost of Glauber Berti

Bonfire bastards

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A swift cunting for the ignorant fuckwits who smoke out entire towns and neighbourhoods with their bonfires.

I’m not talking about burning a few branches; I’m on about the useless chimps that stack pile after pile of fucking trees on top of one another to create a Kilimanjaro-like mound of vegetation. Even worse are the cunts who think it’s a good idea to start burning plastics and other materials that cause the horrid black toxic smoke that burns your lungs to buggery.

All hell breaks loose when the cunts pour petrol all over it. Before you can even shift your arse to close a window, the entire gaff is blanketed in a thick cloud of burning debris. The worst scenario is when you are woken up from your slumber to the sensation of a Billy Bunter type cunt sitting on your chest as you gasp for air.

Stop with the gargantuan, petrol-fuelled, plastic-riddled bonfires you silly cunts.

Nominated by Jayniño