Andrew Marr (8)

Andrew Marr – now I know this puddle of voles piss has a home on the oft cunted ( and rightly so ) BBC, the force funded propaganda peddler for those deluded leftist cunts
So of course I do have a certain level of expectation of any dogshit they smear upon my screen – that it will be massively biased, or of interest for what it actually doesn’t say more than what it does – but surely this ‘programme’ is solely designed by architects of exquisite misery and cruelty.

A procession of entitled professional liars and tricksters who are so fucking far away from what actual fucking people who work for a living and abide by the laws of this land ( ahem…. mostly… ) and talk such abject bollocks that even those cunts themselves struggle to even raise belief or interest in the turgid bollcks that spews from their gobs like a feacal lava flow.

Being my first cunting I won’t drone on. But fuck me…. if ever there was an advert for civil unrest and just how fucked the workers of this once great land actually are then this, surely is it.

Nominated by Baron von Gaper

Christina Blasey Forde & The Democrats

An overdue cunting for this attention seeking tramp and her enablers, the libtard Democratic party. How scummy do you have to be to happily ruin a mans life purely for political reasons? Forde says she was sexually assaulted 35 years ago but, coincidentally, just before Kavanaugh’s appointment, she has suddenly plucked up the courage to make the accusation. Very convenient, some might say. Even worse are the Democrat cunts on the Senate Committee who are such a bunch of lunatics that they will go to any lengths to stop a Conservative from getting any sort of power. Hopefully Kavanaugh gets confirmed and we can all enjoy the meltdown from the liberal cunts.

Fuck Forde. And fuck the Democrats.

Nominated by An Irish Cunt

Christina Forde – sorry, DOCTOR Christina Forde – deserves a monumental cunting. I’m sure you’ve all been following the Brett Kavanaugh circus that’s been going on in the US where this evil hag, along with Diane Feinstein and the rest of the Demokkkraps and the authoritarian left, is trying to ruin an innocent man’s life and prevent him being nominated to the Supreme Court because he’s a Trump nominee who disagrees with their policies and they know he’ll take away their power to legislate from the Bench.

When Kavanaugh gets the SCOTUS nomination he should sue the evil cow for defamation and the FBI should prosecute her on perjury charges. There’s so much more I could mention regarding all the inconsistencies and little details of the case but I don’t want this to become a QDM-length cunting.

Nominated by OpinionatedCunt

Pro EU Politicians

Pro EU Politicians are undemocratic cunts.

There was a referendum which decided that we should leave this fucking horseshit club !
We didn’t decide to “negotiate “ on leaving. We didn’t decide to continue subsidising lazy French farmers, which we’ve been doing for the past 40 odd years. We decided to leave!
The unelected twats that have any say in this need to be told to FUCK OFF, we’re leaving and don’t expect any “ divorce “ money from us, greedy selfish cunts.

Piss boiling motherfuckers !

Nominated by Jimmy the spaz

Christmas In September

Compliments of the season to everyone.

Don’t you just love Christmas? Chestnuts roasting on an open fire, Jack Frost nipping at your nose…

Er hang on, it’s only the middle of September. Be that as it may, the shelves of my local supermarket are already bulging under the strain of Christmas puds, wrapping paper, selection boxes and mince pies. Charity letters extorting (sorry exhorting) us to ‘think of those less fortunate than ourselves at this time of year’ are dropping through my letterbox like dead flies. Caterers are urging us to make our Christmas meal reservation NOW. Any day now, you’ll be flattened by a barrage of adverts which will hit you with all the subtlety of a brick behind the ear, aimed at twisting your arm into ‘showing how much you love them’ by laying out on that smart phone or playstation for JUST 299.99. I bet you just can’t wait to walk into any shop and find they’ve got THAT cd on, the one with ‘Simply Having A Wonderful fucking Christmas Time’ and all that other shite on it. I know I can’t.

Welcome to Christmas in September. Yes, only a little over 100 shopping days left to go. From here on in, every business big or small, every corporate money making machine has but one goal, and that’s to part you from as much of your hard earned cash with as little effort and as much speed as is humanly possible. They desperately need our help in every boardroom in the country. They’ve got the size of shareholder dividends and fatcat bonuses to think about, poor buggers. So come on everyone, get out your credit cards and get those tills going; it’s the only bells they’re at all interested in hearing ring.

But don’t worry, don’t panic. You can have your tea before you rush out. The clocks don’t even go back for weeks yet. If you miss Christmas in September, there’s always Christmas in October, then Christmas in November…

I would say roll on the 26th December, but then the fucking sales will be in full swing. Cunts.

Nominated by Ron Knee

Wiltshire Council

Wiltshire Council are cunts.

Now, I grew up in Wiltshire (and as of the date of cunting (2nd September) I’m back there at the moment before starting my third year of university next week) and as I’ve mentioned on here a few times before my brother has severe autism (and yes, it’s a real thing and not just an excuse naughty kids use). As such, he goes to the special school in the next town over (we don’t have one in my town), which he not only loves going to but who have helped and are continuing to help him make a lot of progress towards becoming more independent.

Well, it turns out that Wiltshire fucking Council want to close the school, as well as the two other special schools in the county, in order to create one big ‘super school’ because it costs less money than ponying up the funding for the extra staff and resources required to keep the existing schools open in the face of an increase in pupils. Oh yeah, because closing down schools which contain disabled kids who can’t cope with change where said kids know the staff really well in favour of a far bigger, more unfamiliar setting where the staff won’t be able to give as much time to helping each individual child develop as they currently do, whilst in the process pissing off the vast majority of the families of these kids is totally a good idea.

This isn’t the first time Wiltshire Council have fucked the people of this county over either – I could give a laundry list of examples, but if I did then this cunting would turn into War and bloody Peace. I know this may sound like I’m an entitled cunt bitching just because it affects a member of my family, but trust me – if you lived here, you would know exactly how bad the cunts are.

Nominated by OpinionatedCunt