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The BBC [15]

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BBC yet again.

Bragging egregiously tonight about their viewing figures for the Bodyguard ( I don’t know – haven’t seen it, won’t watch it on the net, because then I’d have to buy a fucking licence)
Aunty is beside herself that 10.4 million people in the UK watched the finale of this series, and was crowing endlessly on Radio 2 news. Now, apparently that’s a fucking enormous figure, well worth our attention – TEN POINT FOUR MIILION….

Can I just point out, to the BB-fucking-C, that a further 7 million people, yes, that’s 17.4 MILLION people voted, 2 years ago, to get us out of the bastard EU. And yet that figure can be dismissed on a daily basis, by the BBC, and others, as “meaningless”….
Utter fucking CUNTS.

Nominated by Cunt Reviled

My first “is a cunt,” nomination. ISAC is my light at the end of a tunnel every day, of like minded fellows. I lack the confidence I guess, to match the postings of you intelligent guys, so I rarely do
But watching the perilous BBC tonight, left me with two choices. Either escape into my air vent, scream until I was sectioned as insane. Or get it off my chest. ” George Shelley,” some talentless singer, of some boy band, crying, with perfumed tissues at hand, over the grief of losing his sister in an accident. But true to the Cunts of BBC, it was really about his anxiety of being gay. Just another shit head, ruminating down a rabbit hole about the “grief of losing his sister,” as a cover story for attention to the “dilemmas of gays.” What a cunt of an assholes they are. Him & the BBC, to associate & equate grief alongside the meltdown of a gay man in the cupboard as one and the same, is the gutter ideology that BBC will sink too. It’s just not in their remit to broadcast the grief of real victims & families of Terror attacks, Rape, murder, at the hands of peace loving immigrants. World war I , World 11. Too close too the bone eh you BBC Cunts!! As for George Shelley, just another talentless prick, resorting to any publicity to further some career. Grief Mr Shelley!! You don’t have a fucking clue. I could give you a run down of what it feels like. Guess I’ll just leave you, & the Cunts of BBC to rejoice in your own stew.

Nominated by Lost Sheep

Have the Beeb received their mandatory monthly cunting yet? No? Well, then allow me to do it. I was perusing their website earlier and came across this article about a supposedly ‘waycist’ poem:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-45717680
Of course al-Beebera think anything that criticises their precious ‘refugees’ is racist. Of fucking course. Shit like this is one of the reasons why I decided to scrap my TV licence. Fuck you Beebistan, fuck you – and well done to the girl and mother for standing by the poem. If the Germans have any sense they’ll vote AfD at the next election.

Nominated by OpinionatedCunt

Laura Smith M.P.

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Comrades, a special Labour conference cunting for this vacuous whey faced Northern trollop, MP for Crewe & Nantwich, who won her seat with a massive majority of 48 in 2017 (do you think we should have a fresh vote given the narowness of her *victory*). Last night, in the company of the hatchet faced old bitch Emma Dent-Coad, MP the Grenfell shroud-waver, she called for a general strike to force another general election.

It seems to me some of the Labour wimmin, (especially) have fallen from the gutter into the sewer, they are so ambitious for power (which I think they feel is slipping more from them on a daily basis), they would be happy to see the country bought to its knees to help them. The same applies to the Labour Cocksuckers For Europe mob, though they are being helped by Tory cunts like Alan Duncan.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

A leopard never changes its spot, but it seems MPs can.

Laura Smith (Labour natch!) is all over Catweasle like ticks on a turd calling for a general strike to propel him into number 10.

Shurely this can’t be the same Laura Smith that resigned from the Labour front bench because she thought the glorious leader was a cunt?

Yes, it can – and don’t call me Shirley…

Nominated by Dioclese

The National Police Coordination Centre

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The National Police Coordination Centre. What a bunch of pointless, time-serving, overpaid cunts. Staffed with Commanders etc with eye watering salaries that would probably pay to actual police London with ordinary plod.
Below is their purpose. Make of it what you will: —

‘Co-ordinate and broker mutual aid in both steady state and a crisis;
•Co-ordinate a continuous testing and exercising regime to ensure effective mobilisation of national assets in a crisis;
•Co-ordinate, collate and act as a national repository for capacity and capability in relation to the Strategic and National Policing Requirements on specialist UK policing assets;
•Develop reporting mechanisms with the Home Office and Central Government crisis management;
•Support the chair of the National Police Chiefs’ Council (NPCC) in COBR during times of national crisis and for large scale events. ‘

Clear? Or can you smell civil service bullshit. This coordination is done from the danger zone of SW1.
They are warning of prolonged civil disorder, food and drug shortages and rising crime. What is the trigger for this you may ask? Go on. Guess.

No, not the mayhem from the bruvvers on London’s streets. Heaven forfend.
No, not the dry summer hitting agricultural production.
No, not the internal threat from radical and not so radical Islam.
Not even the ‘Far Right’ per se. Although I suspect this will come up at some stage.

Come on. All together now:

A no deal Brexit.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Chukka Ummuna

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I haven’t cunted anything for ages.
I’ve been way too busy, but I must thank my fellow (highly distinguished) cunters for doling out the goods…
Well done guys.

Well, I’m still too busy.

HOWEVER

Chukka Ummuna’s ears are winding me up SO FUCKING MUCH, I think I’ll have an aneurysm if I don’t cunt them.

Who the fuck nailed those ridiculous, happy flappy, jug lugs to that cunt’s head?

Ridiculous!

I hate this cunt enough without having to look at those wanker wings starting at me every time I see the twat.

It’s like looking at a bean that’s opening it’s wing casings and about to fly away like some really annoying, deluded, spaz beatle…

…Or a Mr potato head made by some sick cunt, who’s only mission on this planet is to wind me up SO FUCKING MUCH that my bollocks explode!

I thought not having the time to frequent my favourite website might calm me some….

NO.

It just bottled up and delayed the inevitable…
As soon as I saw that cunt on telly again my piss superheated and I found myself longing to strangle the cunt …

Again.

Chukka Amuna is a cunt, but his ears need a cunting just of their own.

And if dolph lundrum is thinking about killing him and making a necklace then FINE.
….just remember I’m coming for you buddy.
I want those cunts gone.
I want those cunts burned.
I never wanna see Chukka fucking Ummuna or his stupid fucking ears EVER again.

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
….that’s therapeutic.

Nominated by Deploy the Sausage

The *ism card

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Following Dioclese’s excellent cunting of Siobhan O’Dwyer, I looked at her Twitter feed and was heartened to see that the majority of people were telling her to grow up and/or fuck off.

One thing that struck me, however, was the number of times she referred to the incident as “sexism”. Now, I could see her point (fnarr) if she had been referred to as Mr O’Dwyer, but being called “Miss” instead of “Dr” is NOT sexism.

Now Serena Williams has accused an umpire of sexism because he docked her a few points for a) Cheating – which her coach admitted b) Equipment violation – when the uppity cunt smashed her racket and c) Verbal abuse – which was plain for all to see.

Her response? The umpire was obviously sexist (which, given the androgynous nature of her appearance could be taken a number ways….as indeed I suspect she has). She must have been pissed that her opponent was Japanese and the umpire was Portuguese because this meant she couldn’t also hoist the RACISM! card.

When things don’t go my way, I don’t bleat that it’s because I’m white or male. I accept that it was bad luck, the unavoidable actions another party or I fucked up. End of. These snowflake cunts hide behind the *ism card because they know that no one can challenge them without looking racist or sexist.

I think ISAC should lobby for “Cuntism” to be the next *ism.

Don’t agree with me? Well, you’re obviously cuntist……

Nominated by Thirkleby Spunktrumpet