Good afternoon. This is IsAC’s political correspondent Ron Knee, about to bring you the result of the latest referendum, which of course is awaited with huge excitement and interest the length and breadth of the nation.
You’ll recall that the ballot paper required a simple ‘yes’ or ‘no’ answer to the following question;
IS TONY BLAIR AN UTTER CUNT? Yes/no
Polling during the run-up to the vote has indicated that the outcome was unlikely to be favourable to Mr Blair. It must also be said that his comments on Brexit which have immediately preceded the vote have probably not added to his popularity. Speaking at an event at King’s College London, Mr Blair claimed that if still PM, he would have ‘united the country’, after stopping Britain’s exit from the European Union.
Unbelievable as it may seem, Mr Blair is of the opinion that after traitorously ignoring the result of Britain’s greatest ever exercise in democracy, he could then have dealt ‘with all the problems that persuaded voters to vote leave’ in the first place. Yes, Blair would single-handedly have persuaded the bloated, undemocratic EU to reform itself root and branch; being in orbit around planet Zog, Blair still believes in the quaint notion that turkeys will actually vote for Christmas. Luckily for us, fellow cunters, we know that in spite of vicious and determined attempts by the establishment to overturn the referendum result, events in December 2019 proved that we still live in a country where the will of the majority can prevail. Indeed, I can now confirm that the latest result has been declared, and as IsAC’s man on the spot, I have the honour to announce to the nation that it is as follows;
IS TONY BLAIR AN UTTER CUNT?
Yes: 60,872,947
No: 1 *
So, there you have it. The astonishingly out-of-touch, arrogant and delusional Mr Blair has been formally declared an utter cunt by an absolutely crushing majority. Without doubt, Blair is now Britain’s most irrelevant politician, so completely last century’s man.
Off you go then Tone. You’re talking, but only to yourself. Nevertheless you can take some consolation from the fact that you’ve at least succeeded in uniting the nation in one respect. EVERYONE fucking well loathes YOU.
This is Ron Knee, for IsAC, returning you to the studio.
*It has been officially confirmed by Mr Blair that he voted ‘no’.
Nominated by Ron Knee
I didn’t know what I was voting for when I put my cross next to Blair for being a cunt.I demand a second vote ad infinitum.
Ps I’m to thick to understand the question,I was duped.
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Doh so thick spelt too wrong.
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Blair is, without doubt, the biggest oily cunt in the UK today!
He has had his time in the sun, and well and truly fucked us over with his failed multiculturalism experiment; the end results can be seen all too clearly today.
But rather than fucking off and dying, he still continues to meddle purely out of self-interest for his many many financial and influential irons in the fire.
I do wish some peaceful with “medical ishoos” would come along and hack this cunt’s head off, and stick it on Traitor’s Gate at the Tower of London, and then we could all take turns to piss on his smug rotting face until it disintegrates into a pile of festering pus-ridden shite!
A King amongst the Cunts
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And the award for being like a persistent turd that just won’t flush goes to…….
Tony Blair
I’m not usually one for conspiracy theories, but that thing David Icke said about certain people being ‘lizard men’ seems quite plausible for this bastard.
I wouldn’t be a bit surprised if he had a forked tongue.
There’s a book called The Ghost – think they made a film of it with Ewan Obi-Wank McGregor in it. The character Adam Lang and his wife are meant to be based on Tony and Cherie Blair.
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White man Blair speak with forked tongue.
Think you’re right about the characters in ‘The Ghost’ being modelled on the Bliars. I thought it was a pretty good film, notwithstanding the fact that young Ewan was in it. He can’t act for toffee.
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I’ve never seen the film Ron, I seem to recall reading the book. I’m amazed that the author wasn’t ‘dissuaded’ from publishing it by the powers that be.
Funny how Anthony Bliar is all religious these days in spite of the fact that he’s probably the anti-christ.
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The Blair Witch Project was fuckin’ terrifying, especially when Cherie appeared from out of the woods in the title role. I’ll bet you Tony shit himself when he watched it.
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I always loved the ‘Which Blair Project’ which wags came up with as well.
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Every time I see that cunt on TV I think he’s auditioning for a role of some sort on a show or film.
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‘I’m A Cunt, Get Me Out Of Here’?
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‘I’m a cunt, bury me in a deep hole and concrete it over’?
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He would have made a great “Gloria” in It Aint ‘Alf Hot Mum
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Blair was what Sam Neill in Omen III Final Conflict was. Satan on Earth and unleashed on politics. He got the job done and now we’re all paying the price. You can laugh and scoff, but I genuinely believe it was his ‘time’ to unleash pure evil upon the world, and boy did he succeed.
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this may seem a little off topic but bear with me – a chance using binoculars to find Uranus as it is approached by Venus. Uranus forms a ‘propeller’ with two other stars so should be easy to spot as Venus passes close by in this evening’s sky – tony bliar bottom of the pile … ouch – the total, utter, complete cunt!!
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Wasn’t Blair known by his then boss Derry Irvine as Miranda , the moon nearest Uranus?
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The terrifying thing is, if, as seems highly likely, Kweer Charmer becomes Labour leader Anthony Blair will come slithering back bringing the revolting heaps of slime Mandy and Adonis with him, with Alcoholic Ali bringing up the rear, not to mention Jacqui Smith, Alan Milburn, John Hutton and all the other terrible old NuLabour cunts. Perhaps even David Miliband’s dick-stiffner Ruth Kelly, a fine figure of a man, and even Miliband might return from the States. Ialso wouldn’t be surprised to see some of the dissident old Tory wimmin of both sexes (Soubry, Grieve and Gauke joining a supposed right-wing Labour party – doing a Shaun Woodward in fact). It will be 1997 in 2020.
Everyone will want to join the Ballet Starmer, with Eddie Gladys Izzard as the prima ballerina.
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They’ve all gone on record saying that they won’t stop tranny cunts going to women’s jails, despite the already-happened incidence of rape, so they’re dead forever thank fuck.
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I see that Labour is now claiming that the BoJo/Symonds baby announcement was cynically timed in an attempt to deflect interest away from the Patel business at the Home Office.
Fucking hell Labour; is that the best you can come up with? You’ve got the rancid reek of desperation around you.
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I think the other unflushable turd, Campbellend, is much implicated in this…
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You’ve got to laugh H. I gather that Bellend is accusing No 10 of ‘spin’. The irony…!
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Tony Blair led this country to war based on a lie, originally made up by the Americans but then substantially enhanced by Alistair Campbell , who wrote the dodgy dossier. Unbelievably they have not been tried for war crimes.
Blair and Campbell have been a stinking stain on British public life ever since. They both need substantial police protection at God knows what cost to the public purse. Fuck them, fuck their mothers and fuck their grandmothers too.
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Well at least Blair’s punishment is waking up to that rubbery faced wife of his .
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Indeed , and for some reason our media seem to think the opinion of a war criminal and proven liar is worth listening to.
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The cunt is a fantasist. Remember his overawed outflow on the steps of 10 downing street after the election win with his family in the background. I hate the man. He has done good out of politics. They are all shite in my mind. Rapacious cunts.
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Blair, you wouldn’t think it could get worse.
Consider this:
Brown
Millipede
Magic Grandpa
Charmer -smug London cunt/Daily – lying Steptoe clone.
Both in denial of how low the party has sunk and championing trannies even as their clinic is being sued for misdiagnosis and harm.
Called a race to the bottom I belive
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Slightly off-topic, but here is another of the grotesqueries hoping to be the deputy leader, proving what a goon show they are:
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/labour-deputy-leadership-dr-rosena-allinkha-brighton-a4375266.html
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As cunted by your good self Mr Boggs in January:
http://is-a-cunt.com/2020/01/rosena-allin-khan-mp/
What a fucking nightmare.
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Dydd Gŵyl Dewi Hapus, Cuntstable!
🏴🏴🏴
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Very decent of you Bertie. I have a daffodil up my arse and am on the lookout for a pretty sheep. Or any sheep.
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👍🏻😂
Be careful when taking a leek.
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There is no wonder he is probably one of Britain’s most hated men.
This guy is the epitome of sleaze , lies, deceit , self centered and generally being an all round cunt.
He has was of the most punchable faces ever to grace politics and what ever comes out of his mouth is nothing short shit infested toxic waste.
Not only did he ruin this country as PM ,he still wants to ruin it now and all for his own selfish financial gain.
This man should have been taken out years ago .
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Supposedly only the good die young, so this evil piece of filth will probably live forever….. CUNT!!!
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Dydd Gŵyl Dewi Hapus, Cuntstable!
🏴🏴🏴
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There was a ‘sit down’ interview with him to go along with the speech. ‘And now we come on to Immigration’ ‘Yes’. (Will he use the word I wonder?) ‘when all these people were let in…’Yes’ ”from Eastern Europe’ ‘Yes’ ‘How do see that now?’ ‘Well, I don’t see it as immigration, I’d call it enrichment’.
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The only thing that’s been enriched is his bank account. Now worth a staggering £60M from private consultation fees from private clients etc including a £25M property empire.
Who the fuck needs to consult this cunt, unless they want to learn how to be a massive political failure.
Slimey plastic smile cunt.
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Presumably the reason that he keeps trying to stay in the public eye is to maintain some relevance, so as to prompt idiots to keep parting with their cash on ‘fees’.
I wish the cunt would fuck off with his ill-gotten gains, and just leave the rest of us in peace.
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I was watching the news this morning, there were wetting their pants over Joe Biden, theirs a touch of Tony about creep Joe.
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They’re an incestuous bunch, the Democunts and the Liebour Party.
NEIL KINNOCK at Welsh Labour Party conference May 1987:
“Why am I the first Kinnock in a thousand generations to be able to get to university? Was it because our predecessors were thick? Does anybody really think that they didn’t get what we had because they didn’t have the talent or the strength or the endurance or the commitment? Of course not. It was because there was no platform upon which they could stand”
CREEPY JOE BIDEN in Sept 1987 during his first presidential campaign:
“Why is it that Joe Biden is the first in his family ever to go a university? Why is it that my wife… is the first in her family to ever go to college? Is it because our fathers and mothers were not bright? …Is it because they didn’t work hard? My ancestors who worked in the coal mines of northeast Pennsylvania and would come after 12 hours and play football for four hours? It’s because they didn’t have a platform on which to stand.”
A case of great cunts think alike?
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The Fucking Kinnocks. One of the nation’s great political dynasties.
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At least Kinnock isn’t an on-video captured pedo. Joe was recently at a rally talking about letting kiddies feel up the hair on his legs in a swimming pool.
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Biden is a slimy veteran liar of the first order. He plagiarized a speech by Kinnock once and t hen claimed he had been arrested in South Africa while trying to see Nelson Mandela. He was not arrested at all and was nowhere near Mandela who was in prison off Cape Town while Biden was 1,000 miles away in J’burg.
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That’s an odd one. I see that Biden’s backtracked on that, now saying that he was ‘detained’ as opposed to arrested.
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Biden is a corrupt cunt who was receiving payments from Ukraine via his son Hunter. The cunt should be in jail.
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This aloof cunts wants trying then a visit with Heydrich.
Oven him and all his wretched worshippers.
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He’s very fond of writing books, which stupid cunts buy and are dopey enough to believe whatever tripe he’s written. I wonder if old Miranda will write a book detailing his notorious cross-dressing, shirtlifting, and court appearances on charges of cottaging? Not to mention explaining why he was the sole reason that Cherie Booth was able to get married. Something that ugly doesn’t deserve anything, with a face like that she should have been made to stay indoors, and die alone, surrounded by her cats. Fucking ugly bastard. Barrymore was, like Blair, another screaming whoopsie that married a woman, but at least he picked something much better than the grotesque sight that Blair chose.
Pair of cunts.
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Isn’t she a tranny?
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I’ve seen better looking trannies, mate. Even the cast of League of Gentlemen were more feminine and easier on the eye than that bag of shite.
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Fair do’s……
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Dear admin, there’s a problem with the noms section. I’ve tried posting 10 times, the page refreshes but nothing’s added. Also the contact us page is just showing ‘error’ when I try and send…or am I just blackballed?
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Shagga
Is it your nom on the jailed knife merchant that you’re referring to?
Not quite sure what happened but it seems to have gone straight into the ‘bin’ section. I’ve noticed this happening a couple of times recently; not sure why.
I’ve dug it out and put it in noms.
Regards
Admin
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That’s the one thanks
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All those dead brave lads and lasses sent to war in Iraq on his lie. Soldiers coming back to the UK maimed for life, can’t even house some of them for the fucking millions of Somalians and god knows what else imported by ‘Tone’. A vile, smug, arrogant and dangerous man. Should have been strung up like Mussolini from the nearest lamppost.
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Why this ‘total cunt to the bone’ isn’t dead is totally beyond me? We’ve had multiple terrorist attacks in the country and innocent people have been targeted by the fucking ‘peacefuls’ yet not one of them fuckers have ever done the country a favour by blowing up this George Bush cock sucking, dog ugly wife shagging, poodle of a bastard? What the fuck is going on?!
Someone stick a grenade in his mouth and his arsehole please!
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I would just like to endorse this and every other cunting, past and present, of the apocalyptic cunt Blair. I would like to remind cunters that his is one of the names on the late and unlamented Jeffrey Epstein’s contact book, that he still advises bloodstained African dictators and that his institute continues to pump out industrial quantities of pro-globalisation propaganda. In doing so, his security costs are met by the UK taxpayer and he is selling his influence, gained at the expense of the UK taxpayer.
Asked to nominate the Briton most in need of a slow and painful death, followed by a humiliating burial, accompanied by insulting obsequies by an audience made up of people whose trust he’s betrayed, in a Gaza sewer, I have no hesitation in submitting the name of Tony Blair.
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It must be a source of great comfort to Bliar that he has such loving, devoted followers as yourself K!
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I think you’re confusing me with Guy Verhofstadt… 🙁
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It’s a Tony love-in! Good nom RK – I get the feeling with Blair that he has “something of the night about him”, much like “Frankie” Howard and Malevolent Mandy.
Repellant little c*nt is Blair.
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He is to world peace what Jo Brand is to comedy.
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Russell Brand, surely, or even that cunt Coogan.
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His bland slimeyness reminds me of the much reviled equally unflushable turd Adam Hills.
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The absolute worst PM ever an anti English traitor who has diluted the English race and destroyed our national character, a parasite of the first water the source of Cuntishness from which the universe’s cuntery bubbles up. It doesnt matter who is born a cunt in the next thousand years they will never usurp the cunt king Blair, I dont drink but the day this pustule croaks I will break open a bottle, cancer would be to good for this verminous creature.
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IS TONY BLAIR AN UTTER CUNT?
Yes: 60,872,947
No: 1 *
You Bastards. That result is far to close to call. I demand a rerun as people didn’t know what they were voting for.
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The call for a ‘people’s referendum’ begins!!
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Off topic: Why do Pippi Longstocking’s Puppetmasters go out of their way to make her look like a small child.
How many 17 year olds go around togged up like Cindy Lou Who from the Grinch Film?
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The closetted Mr Lynton Blair requires to be serviced with a few rounds ( fully jacketed of course ) and his membership of the life club extinguished . Next, the shithole that ever elected tihs cunt THRICE needs to be raised to the fucking ground.
Only sayin of course!
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