Author Archives: A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Cher

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For some time it was rumoured that the ye olde plastic grannie was knock knock knocking on heavens door… But the old hag has reappeared yet again… Looking more inauthentic and horrendous than ever, and this time she’s torturing people with an album of Abba covers…

Obviously a crass cash-in on the disgusting ‘Mama Mia- Here We Cunt Again’, but the thing is it is diabolically shite… Someone who is way ( way….Fucking way down as Elvis used to say) past their best, not only still pathetically attempting to be a dolly bird, but inflicting their shot to fuck voice onto us and all… I heard Cher’s ‘version’ of ‘Fernando’ on the radio, and it sounded like HAL 9000 from 2001 shutting down… Utter crap… What is it about these Yanky singers like Cher, Madogga, and Britney Spears? Their vanity and cunt from the inside attitude that makes them act and try to be like they were 20 or 30 (or in Cher’s case 50) years ago is sickening… Mutton dressed as Spam… At least British singers like Shirley Bassey and Petula Clark have grown old gracefully…

Nominated by Norman

Jean Claude Juncker [4]

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Jean Claude Juncker is a prize cunt. After all his other anti-British bullshit, he’s come out with a corker. In a recent speech, he’s now saying that British planes flying into EU member states will banned from landing, and if they ARE allowed to land, will face a FOUR day quarantine. Someone really should be keeping this corrupt little Hitler away from the sauce. We have agreements with countries all over the world, including EU countries, dating back to 1947 that allow British airlines to enter foreign airspace and land at their airports, it has fuck all to do with the EU.

In any case, if the EU did try to enforce this ban, they would have to enforce it with ALL nations airlines, otherwise it would the EU would be proving to the entire world that they are discriminating against the UK, solely because we invoked our democratic right to leave their corrupt, totalitarian club. If we had a leader with a spine. A leader who believed in Britain, and putting Britain, they would have responded that blatant threat by pointing out that such a ban would work two ways. They would also point out that EU member states do a LOT of trade with the UK, which would drop to zero if the EU tried to ban British airlines from EU countries.

Unfortunately, we don’t have a leader. We Theresa the appeaser. A woman who, it’s recently been reported, is considering watering down the UK’s ability to make free trade deals with the rest of the wall, on the off chance the EU will agree to give us a shitty deal when we leave.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

On the day we leave the EU without a deal (CRASHING OUT) we are led to believe:

Our aircraft cant take off.
Our food standards won’t be accepted.
Our driving licences and even our cars won’t be acceptable
Pet passport delays for fuck’s sake
No UK product will be acceptable in the EU until verified which could take months or years.
Empty supermarket shelves (well, no organic quinoa)
Long queues at Dover (which seems to be the only UK port the fuckers recognise)
There will be a desperate au-pair shortage
Civil unrest will break out (except in London where it seems to be the norm)
The IRA will invade.

Every day another pile of wank is added to this list.

It is all bollocks. Fuck the EU. Fuck the Irish border and fuck the Remoaning self-interested cunts who put it about.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Louise and Nikki Draven.

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Proof if proof is needed on the absolute state of the retarded fuckwittery that is modern parenting in 21st century Britain, I give you Britain’s first gender-fluid ‘family’ with both cunts set to undergo reassignment surgery.

How they are allowed to breed and raise a young boy into this nightmarish scenario is beyond any reason, their young son (named Star Cloud, I know, I know) is being raised as ‘person’, free to paint his nails, wear make-up and play with dolls. This is a five year old, being indoctrinated into this PC unnatural bollocks with no say and too young to question its morality.

So little Star Clouds biological father Louise will become a woman and birth mother Nikki is to become a man( keep up at the back, no laughing) I will not be surprised if this poor little sod has years of therapy ahead of him in later life.

Nominated by Liberal Liquidator

Wearing earphones while driving

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A driver who wears earphones is a cunt.

Piloting your vehicle on the overcrowded UK roads is treacherous enough without having to endure these fucking gormless cunts you see with the white leads emerging from their lugholes.

My view is that you need all your senses working fully to safely pilot a car. The danger of listening to Justin Bieber, Stormzy or Little Mix or whatever shit through headphones is that these cunts become immersed in it and then forget they are driving.

A bit like the hipster twat who almost didn’t stop on the roundabout in front of me this morning as he was listening to, no doubt, Ed Cuntwallah Sheeran on his gay headphones. Cunt received the death look from me as he gave me an apologetic simper.

This cunting goes for cyclists too who have the same habit. They fully deserve to be turned into compote beneath the wheels of a 40 tonne cement lorry.

Cunts!

Nominated by Paul Maskinback

Theresa May [19]

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Theresa May the Dancing Queen.

Fuck me she makes Gordon Brown look normal.

And in the body of her speech ‘Support my plan or we may not get a Brexit’ This sounds like a threat to me, but then she has never actually put forward a convincing argument or UK negotiating position, just kept on giving without ever digging in.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble