Not those, you cunt!

For several years now we’ve had to click this, click that on virtually every webpage you visit because the EU decided so. In true EU spirit they didn’t actually give any recommendations as to how companies should adopt the change – this is why we’re stuck with all this shit.

It boils my piss. Ffs, I don’t really care that you are tracking what the fuck I’m doing –
I’m intelligent enough to counter that shit anyway, as are most people.

Nominated by Bear Cunt

Emergency cunting for that pompous lefty anti Brexit egotistical cunt Mathew Wright on Talkradio,he interview ed Gerrard Batten this afty regarding him using Tommy Robinson as an advisor,he constantly spoke over Gerrard,cut him up ,tried to smear Robinson,all the usual msm tricks these remainer bastards use,dragged Robinsons convictions up,used his real name aka Stephen Laxley etc etc…….these msm remainer attacks at Tommy and Ukip are soooooo fucking booooooooring now,Wright is getting like O Brien,his ego is far bigger than his his cock size…..Batten schooled him off though and Wright didnt like it,another one for the celebrity death bus….

Nominated by Smasher

Eggheads are Cunts….

“Scientists at Oxford University say 6,000 Britons could be spared an early grave if red meat products including bacon, steak and sausages cost 70 per cent more”

The interfering Cunts’ll discover that they wont be “spared an early grave” if they get between me and my bacon,black-pudding and cheese butties. I’ll knock their over-educated heads together until their big brains are as scrambled as the eggs that I usually have with a full English.

I can’t understand this obsession with wanting to keep everyone healthy so that they can live longer. They can’t afford to look after the old people now,so I can’t imagine what benefit there can be in raising the age of the average lifespan. Anyhow.not all of us want to be “spared” so that we can sit for years at the mercy of underpaid “care-staff” while we slowly deteriorate and crawl towards the final “Fuck Off,you old Cunt”.

I smoke,drink and eat whatever I fancy. I don’t need Oxford scientists to tell me that it’s possibly not the lifestyle that’ll carry me to an unwelcome birthday card from whichever dolt happens to be King by then (Mohammed the Magnificent,probably). I sometimes wonder if it’s almost a subconscious wish to make damn sure that I don’t reach the age of dependency.

However, back to subject, there doesn’t seem to be a day goes by without some study telling us not to eat this or that or a study telling us to eat what they said yesterday that we shouldn’t eat. Of course these fucking “recommendations” give the Govt. a perfect excuse to slap a tax on whatever people may enjoy…..”it’s for your own good”. Naturally the fact that most people are capable of making decisions without the need to be priced out of every “luxury” is ignored. In fact the only people who seem capable of affording these luxuries will be the chavvy benefit scum who always seem to be able to find the money to feed their multi-hued,on-the spectrum brood with endless take-ways.
Scientists should put their brains towards something useful instead of taking money from whichever Govt. department, minority pressure group or multi-national corporations dangles a bribe at them. They surely didn’t study for years just to come up with banal recommendations that even I,without the benefit of even a single GCSE or Govt.grant, could work out.

Fuck them.

Nominated by Dick Fiddler

Wayne Rooney is a cunt… The ideal ‘hero’ for the modern nu-footie social media mong maybe… But certainly not for longstanding football fans like myself and others who have seen (far ) bigger and better…How many of the imbeciles and foreign ‘Me lifelong Man U fan from Monkeyland’ calling Rooney a ‘legend’ on social media went to the game to pay tribute to him the othernight?, I’ll tell you how many, none…..Twitter fucking tosspots…

As for the grannygubbing chav’s ‘legendary’ status? Remind me how many World Cups did England win with that fat cunt up front?…. Legend my arse… The trouble is during Rooney’s time the bar for being an England ‘legend’ was lowered considerably… So Rooney scored a hat trick against Bosnia… So fucking what? Sir Bobby Charlton is the Only England legend from United, end of… In fact I suggest that Sir Bobby is allowed a ‘farewell’ game for both United and England… He gets a couple of penalties in each and gets both his scoring records back… That would shut the fat wighead cunt Rooney up and his social media areslickers… Cunts…

Nominated by Norman

Didn’t this series use to be a comedy?

No, no, you can’t have a person of colour doing a menial job. All the menial shit and stupidity must be done by thickie white (or in this case, yellow) men. You cannot show an Indian running a QuickEmart convenience shop as it stereotypes them. Nonetheless, you can show a white man doing it.

You can show the white man (not woman) being moronic over and over, bashing himself, being splattered, being drunk, randomly falling asleep, being overweight, being bald, having a repetitive, dull, low-paid job, and having no respect from his peers or neighbours, but don’t take the piss out of the person-of-colour, even if it sterilises the funny characters and sanitises the programme’s humour.

? Thhhe Siimmp-sons ….?

It used to be a comedy.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous