Ben Wallace

Posted on December 5, 2018 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Another day, another cunt. Ben Wallace, security cunt.

Wally today says ‘A no deal Brexit will cause a security risk to the UK’. How will it Ben? ‘Because we can’t cooperate with Europe’. Wait, what Ben? If we don’t have a ‘deal’ we can’t speak to Europe about criminals no more?

What the fuck……..do they……. I’m lost for words. He goes on to spew verbal diarrhoea about the necessity of cross border security, I say fuck what any other EU country does at their border, and concentrate on our own. Surely this could mean more border control and police officer jobs for British people? I don’t know if he realises through all his bullshit spreading, but what he’s actually saying is ‘we don’t spend enough money on security in this country’.

Wally you’ve quickly climbed the ladder of cunts for me. There’s going to be the secretary for every department on the cunt list soon though, prepare for education, transport etc. To have their own time in the cunt light, when they say no deal is bad for this or bad for that. I just hope those people who voted leave aren’t brainwashed by twats like Wally and Treason May, thinking all this is legit.

Nominated by elboobio

PowerPoint Presentations

Posted on December 5, 2018 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Powerpoint presentations and those who use them – fuck me, what a load of cunt.
Perhaps it’s just me, but every single meeting I’ve ever attended has involved some brainless gimp in a cheap ill fitting suit from ‘next’ reading out each slide to me.
This in itself is enough to cause my eyeballs to swell under the raised heart rate, but there’s a number of aspects to this bumfoolery that add to my frustration.
These events always begin with the illustrious host waiting silently and uncomfortably for everyone to arrive. No social pleasantries, they obviously don’t want to share air with everyone else. What a good start eh? Fuck you too. At this point, my brain begins to ache with the constant railroad chatter of the word “cunt” endlessly repeating along my tortured synapses.
Then, with the room filled to capacity, they break into smiles. The voice in my head is now shouting the word “CUNT” repeatedly.
Next is the attempt to disarm our defensive nature by pretenting they can’t login (single finger strokes of course) or can’t switch the projector on, or can’t find the presentation.
‘Ho ho what a wolly I am, what fun! ‘
Fuck off! Just fuck off! This is NOT breaking the ice or ‘touching base’ with us or me or whatever. You are just a shitting cunt.
Then the presentation itself.
Why are all the numbers meaningless?
Why are all the colours pastel? Is this an exercise in gayness?
Why are they reading this to me?
I’m not thinking of the rest of the room anymore. This is personal. A contrived attack. Succeeding, in fact, in raising my heart rate over 200bpm and causing me to dig my nails into my palms and drawing blood.
The irony is that I am being punished for being able to read. Just because I can read the whole page in the blink of an eye, they are slowly drawing it out.
Making fucking mistakes! How is this possible? The words are two inches high! Two bastard inches!
As the blood pressure succeeds in loosening my teeth, the over exertion begins to take it’s toll.
Any chance of me getting out of my chair and clubbing people with it is lost because this is a personal attack and these events have been foreseen.
This is why the heating is on, the windows are shut and the room filled to capacity to maximise the thermal effect. Combined with the fading adrenaline, I am strong-armed into an alpha brain state, struggling to stay awake, dimly aware of their judgement, desperately awaiting the hiss of releasing pressure that signals the door has been opened and we can now leave…..
Fucking cunts……

Dominic Grieve (3)

Posted on December 5, 2018 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Dominic Grieve. I need to say very little and you will no doubt agree with me. His motion to give MP’s a vote on what happens after Treason May’s shitty deal gets voted out the door, basically has killed off any chance of no deal, in fact he’s basically killed Brexit because the fucking snowflake cunts in the commons will vote to revoke article 50.

Democracy at it’s finest, give you a vote, tell you that they’ll honour the vote, completely fuck up negotiations, start to shirk at the mess they’ve made, plant a seed of retreat, continue to fuck up selling their shitty negotiated deal, throw their hands up in defeat and say sorry, pretend it never happened.

Fuck you Dominic Grieve and the rest of you twat, non democratic, lying, backstabbing, arsehole MP cunts.

Nominated by elboobio

Geoffrey Cox

Posted on December 5, 2018 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

‘Grow up and get real’. Thus spake our illustrious Attorney General Geoffrey Cox recently to MPs demanding the publication of the government’s full legal analysis of Mrs May’s Brexit ‘deal’. Cox refused to allow full disclosure. ‘It’s no use baying and shouting’, Cox told the Commons. ‘What I’m trying to do is guard the national interest’.

Methinks I detect the scent of a very large rat. Followers of the Brexit shenanigans will know that a summary of the advice has already revealed that some UK laws can still be overruled by the EU post Brexit. Oily Robbins has also admitted that the UK has not won the argument on frictionless trade, hence the woeful ‘backstop’ proposal.

You claimed, Mr Cox, that your actions were ‘in the national interest’. Well, this is indeed a decision crucial to the interests of each and every one of us. How exactly is it ‘in the national interest’ to deny potentially vital information to the country’s elected representatives in such a situation, not to mention to the citizens who pay your hefty salary?
Here’s what I think. I think it likely that the full text contains more information and opinion that is very unpalatable to the government, and potentially very damaging politically to May and her ‘deal’. I believe that you don’t want this to see the light of day, so you tried to use ‘the national interest’ line to keep it buried. If the advice was so positive for the government, I venture to suggest that you’d be falling over yourself to see it published in full.
Still, whatever information the complete document actually holds, and whatever your motives were, you’ve failed anyway.

For the first time in our history, MPs have voted that the government be held in contempt of Parliament on the matter. Your hand has been forced; Andrea Leadsom says the full assessment will now be released and indeed it must, or there will be absolute hell to pay.

I hear that you’re a very able man, Mr Cox, potential Prime Minister material. In all honesty, I have to say that to me, you looked like a shifty dissembler, a man prepared to deceive and deny by hiding behind a smokescreen of bluster. You sure as hell acted in SOMEONE’S interest, but I have my doubts that you were acting in the NATION’S interests, and you insulted our intelligence when you resorted to this flimsy ploy. Contempt of Parliament? I reckon your actions demonstrated contempt for THE PEOPLE. Well I’ve got contempt too.

May I therefore respectfully suggest sir, that you fuck right off? In the national interest, of course.

Nominated by Ron Knee