Animal trophy-Hunting

Animal trophy-Hunters are cunts, aren’t they?

We know our Yank cousins just lurrrve guns but the displaying of it is distasteful and vulgar. The latest American barbarian, Larysa Switlyk, has posed in Scotland boasting about shooting a goat, a ram, and a stag. She then posed for photos grinning like the cunt she is whilst clutching the still-warm corpses. What courage! There wee photos of previous “hunts” where she’s hugging the limp cadavers of a moose, an alligator, a reindeer, and a peacock. A PEACOCK!

I know certain animals like deer have to be culled but this is fucking sick vanity.

A few years back we had that Yank dentist who fancied killing yet another lion. The unapologetic scumbag performed his courageous act with a bow & arrow and consequently Cecil the lion had a slow, agonising death. What valour!

Recently there was another Yank bitch who bravely shot a giraffe in South Africa then proceeded to gurn beside its flaccid body.

Why would anybody do this? The murdered animals aren’t going to be eaten, these tourists weren’t being threatened. Are these cunts’ lives so empty they want to mistreat and murder sentient animals?
There is an argument that says that the money raised in hunting can be used to preserve wildlife blah blah. Personally I say for “sport-hunting” read ‘The massacre of animals.’ The photos of these odious cunts are obscene; photos of detestable, attention-seeking, cunterous cowards.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

Christmas Ads

Tesco Christmas ad. What a load of utter cunt ish diversity stuffed turkey. Must have took 5 minutes to make that drivel up. Family of Happy aspiring architects. Didn’t see any knives I bet on of them scooter boys has half inched them.

Total bunch of baw bags

Nominated by Cuntancurou s

I’d like to nominate the diet coke ad. This absolute cuntbag, as you’ll have probably seen, swaggers down a hipster filled street swigging his ‘super good’ mango flavoured diet filth. Who drinks this fucking swill and why would we need some hipster bawbag telling us he’s ‘really into this’ while necking another glug. Absolute Cunt.

Nominated by CraigRB

Mark Dolan

A nomination for Mark Dolan. A supposed ‘comedian’ who frequently appears on the Sky newspaper review. A right on, sanctimonious male feminist type. He’s usually paired with Michelle Dewberry, who speaks sense. He just speaks total twattery.

Nominated by Mystic Maven

Dead Pool [119]

Congratulations to Prime Minister Sinister who has won the Dead Pool by picking the Lancashire wrestling star Tom Billington ‘The Dynamite Kid’ who has died on his 60 nbirthday fter battling health problems for many years. Nice shot PMS!

On to Deadpool 119

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

3. It actually has to be some newsworthy cunt that people have actually heard of!

Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

David Millipede [8]

David Miliband:

Following hot on the heels of the Princess Anthony, Banana Boy David Miliband, now a resident of the USA has popped up on The World At One (where else?) to give his little opinions on Brexit.

The Poundland Blair is nearly a big a cunt as his master, but why do the BBC insist n dragging every fucking has been out of their sewers?. Fuck the bastards.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs