Monthly Archives: October 2016

Theresa May [4]

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Maggie May – or may not…

So the Tory tossers thought they would get another Margaret Thatcher as leader by electing the old dobbin in kitten heels, Theresa May. No chance cunters. She don’t look a like leader, she don’t talk like a leader and by God she don’t walk like a leader. Exploded in embarrassment the other night as the old round shouldered tart teetered orn her kitten heels following her belly doine the corridors orf Brussels. This is supposed to be an ambassador for British fashion? Fuck me.

Supposed to be there to put the British point orf view re fucking orf and the Euro Cunts refused to talk and gave her fifteen minutes at one am after a long dinner and piss-up. Orn top orf that indignity before the bash even started the Euro Cunts, odious froggie dwarf Holland, shite pants Schultz and garlic arsed Tusk (pronounced Toooosk cunts) went oit orf their way to tell her to fuck orf in front orf the BBC News cameras. Even some Lithuanian slapper in a Myra Hindley syrup had a go.

Bugger me. Would Mrs T have stood for that? No fan orf the lady but she did have a nice line in putting Johnny Foreigner in his place. She pulled orf a take no prisoners re-negotiation.
Orf course the continentals have always despised Her Majesty’s Sovereign Realm but we did have armed forces to keep them polite. All gorn to some dodgy scrapyard in India now but we do have a few aging nukes left. Lets drop ‘em orn the EU while they are still in date and we can yet afford a few gallons orf fuel.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

The next US President

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“It’s a shame that the Republicans couldn’t find anyone other than a delusional pathological liar to front what is actually quite a decent set of political priorities.”

Well, the Democrats seemed to think going with a delusional pathological liar was the thing to do so I guess the Republicans just followed the craze. In fact the Democrats actually rigged there primaries so that a delusional pathological liar won over a genuinely popular and seemingly honest guy.

Killary thinks Trump is unfit to be president because he said something 11 years ago, I’m sure we have all said something similar ourselves countless times. Yet no doubt she thinks her husband Bill was a great president even after all the rapes and sticking cigars up intern’s fannies. There is even video of bill molesting an air stewardess back in the 90s.

Trump may talk about it, but talk is cheap. Actions are what counts and on the sexual assault bag, Billy boy has been very active indeed, and Killary has been very active in covering it all up.

But the real story isn’t about the election, it is how it is all being spun in the media. The fucking MSM are the real cunts here.

Nominated by: Skidmark Eggfart

Amazing isn’t it? A nation the size of America and these two cunts are the best candidates they could find to run for President.

Cunts ruling cunts who voted for cunts. Says it all – a nation full of cunts…

Nominated by: Dioclese

Tim Farron [2]

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This Limp Dump Tim Farron cunt is a seriously deluded bastard!

A man who parliamentary party comprises 8 MPs seriously suggested this week that his party can provide a serious challenge to the Tories because they don’t have a clue about Brexit. Farron, of course, knows all about Brexit which is why he thinks it would be a good idea and a vote winner to defy the will of the electorate and scrap the whole thing. Fucking twat!

Then, just to cap it off, he reckons that the bye-election result in Witney – where the Limp Dumps beat Labour into third place – signals their return to the big league of three party politics. Big three? Has the dim fucker never heard of the SNP? FFS his party has the same number of MPs as the Democratic Unionist Party and they’re not suggesting they’re in the top league at Westminster!

No, Farron is definitely living in a fantasy world – like Hitler sitting in his Berlin bunker moving non-existent armies around a map of Europe. Time he woke up, took the rest of his rump party with him and fucked right off, the cunt!

Nominated by: Dioclese

Bernard Cazeneuve

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Need to cunt Bernard Cazeneuve, the French equivalent of the Home Secretary for saying “the british must take on their moral responsibilities” . This is in relation to taking in child migrants from the so called jungle.

Now listen you cunt, we have no responsibility, moral or otherwise for these violent potential terrorist bastards.

Did we have a moral obligation to let in the last lot who invaded you and wanted to come to this country in 1940 ? No, we stood our ground and that’s what we should do now.

How is that just because someone travels a long way and wants to come here that places a moral obligation on us.

It’s your problem you French cuntbubble not ours. Burn the fucking jungle and shift those violent cunts back to whichever flyblown shithole they came from.

Nominated by: Johnson