Keith Vaz [5]

...and now we have, so you're sacked!

…and now we have, so you’re sacked!

It would seem (according to the Sunday Mirror newspaper) that old Keith is a botty boy and paid to have sex with two male prostitutes.

No issue with Vaz’s sexual inclinations, I just think he’s a cunt! A shady cunt too because a few years ago now he was due to be raked over the coals for some “financial irregularities” and he mysteriously developed a heart condition with made him too ill to be questioned. Bit convenient that Keith mate, don’t you think?

Anyway, I have no doubt that the thousands of your “peaceful” friends who you lead in a march during the 80’s (to ban Salman Rushdie’s Satanic Verses book) will be wholly tolerant of your life choices.

Even though you are a Christian you were very quick to jump on the “peaceful” appeasement wagon to keep your greedy ass elected in Leicester East (which is a very “peaceful” area indeed).

Thing is, Keith, had you not dodged being questioned, and then hopefully tried and convicted of your “financial irregularities”, you could have has as much botty boy action as you heart desired in prison and it wouldn’t have cost you a penny, well, maybe a pack of benny hedges.

If I were you Keith I’d be ringing your private doctor again (NHS not good enough for this Labour stalwart) and see if he can knock up another sickie note for you.

Nominated by: Rebel without a Cunt!

Mary Berry

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Mary Berry is a cunt…

This old prune says that fryers are dangerous and unhealthy, yet in the shops today I saw a Mary Berry Summer Pudding: with a fucking massive load of sugar in it…

Hypocritical old witch…

Nominated by: Norman

Mary Berry…another BBC employee cunt who’s half a million a year salary the license fee payer is forced to shell out for.

I know people who consider the BBC good value and are happy to pay, I’m not one of them, because it’s compulsory.

If they were forced to pay for the Cartoon Network or the Hackney Lesbian Alliance I’m sure they’d be singing a different tune.

Nominated by: J R Cuntley

(…and that Paul Hollywood is a right cunt too!)

Harriet Rae

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Harriet Rae is a cunt…

If she is so ‘thick skinned’ what is the fucking fuss about, and why blab it all over Facebook?! Somebody taking the piss out of a pair of shorts isn’t ‘body shaming’ (another ridiculous modern cunterism!) and Superdrug actually reprimanding staff over it is absurd… Those IS lunatics are killing people left , right and centre, and the BBC is reporting Facebook whining about a pair of shorts as ‘news…’

Fuck me ragged!

Nominated by: Norman

Remainers

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Remainers. Again. So here we are, nine weeks after telling the EU to go uck itself. The world has not descended into to World War 3. The UK is NOT in recession, nor is it likely to be anytime soon. In fact, NONE of the doom laden predictions of Cameron, Osbourne and all the other lying traitors has proved to be even remotely true. Yet we STILL have braindead, ignorant, cock sucking, anti-democratic SCUM, whingeing about the result of the referendum.

On Saturday there were demonstrations in London, Edinburgh, Birmingham, Oxford, and Cambridge. Backed by arrogant arsewipes like Umunna and ‘comedian’ Izzard, (dunno about comedian, he’s certainly a clown), these tiresome arseholes will once again demand that democracy be pissed on, and a second referendum held. How many times must these traitors be told…NO?

So weary am I of these whingeing fucking monkeys, that I would not only applaud an ISIS attack on these scum, I would actually offer to pay for the ammunition and explosives. The referendum is OVER, you ignorant fucking cretins. Democracy has been done, the people have spoken. It doesn’t matter that you disagree with the result. What you’re too thick to understand is that this is how democracy works. We get asked a question. In this case, ‘Do you want to leave the EU, or stay in’? We then get to vote. Some people will vote to leave, and some will vote to stay. Whichever has the most votes at the end, is the winner. In this case, LEAVE won. It was simple, it was fair, it was democratic.

If you wish to live in an EU country, that’s fine. You have every right to do so. I suggest you pick an EU country, France, Belgium or Germany for example, and FUCK OFF to live there. Because regardless of your fucking childish whingeing, insults and foot stomping, this country IS leaving the EU. And there is NOTHING you can do about it. So, either move to the continent and live in your anti-democratic, EU dictatorship, or SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Dicky ‘Rickie’ Doubleday

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It’s competition time over at “The Troll’s Lair”!

Our favourite tripe hound has been unsuccessfully trying to post shite on this blog since 10 o’clock yesterday morning. So far he’s tried 81 anonymous proxy servers. All blocked.

But that doesn’t stop our Rickie! As off 14:11 today he’s tried to get in no less than 1,780 times.

So here’s the craic. Guess at what time Rickie will make his 2,000th unsuccessful attempt and win a prize. Details on his very own site which you can find [here]

Enjoy!…

Nominated by: Dioclese