Bernard Hinault is a Garlic-munching, garlic-sausage sucking, white-flag waving, occupied French cunt.
Nominated by: Boaby
Monthly Archives: October 2015
Do gooders
These do gooder cunts believe policy should be dictated by emotions and what “feels right”. I hear them say things like ” they are people too they have fled desperate situations as there is only a few thousand anyway”. What they fail to realise is that taking that approach will encourage more and more to come and we are struggling as it is to look after the current population.
I have even met a couple of do gooders who have said oh these Calais migrants will be good workers. How do they figure that out! They almost certainly don`t have any English skills and probably don`t even know how to write their own name in their native language. Again they think with their liberal hearts and ignore these perfectly legitimate concerns as they don`t form part of their rosy little narrative were we can all hold hands and sing we shall overcome.
Think of all the shit countries to live in and then count their populatons. If even 5% of all of them come we will be in deep shit. Australia have the right policy but if anyone dare says that then they are a racist xenobhobic nazi.
Why don`t these do gooder cunts offer their living room for a migrant family to sleep on or would that disturb the peace of their nice metropolitan middle class suburb?
Nominated by: Shaun of the Dead 69
TFI Friday
Just when you thought TV was taking a turn for the better with axing ‘The Voice’ some gormless cunt decides to bring back ‘Oh Fuck It’s Friday’…
Chris Evans – a cunt who has been sacked more times by the BBC than Clarkson and that’s saying something – is clearly running short of dosh and not content with bolloxing up Top Gear, he’s going to subject us to more of this mindless fucking drivel. Christ help us!
Yes, all the old shit is there – including Freak or Unique and Baby Left, Baby Right and It’s Your Letters. The only good thing about this tripe is that Evans insists it’s the last time he’ll do it – he’s so busy with Top Gear and the BBC Breakfast Show (from which he was sacked twice for not showing up). And if you believe that, you’ll believe anything!
Is there anybody out there who doesn’t think Chris Evans is a solid gold, weapons grade, self centred, carrot topped, egotistical, good for nothing piece of ubershit? If so, you’re a cunt too!
Nominated by: Dioclese
Adam Hills
I cannot fucking stand that smug Aussie cunt, Adam Hills.
I have nothing more to say.
Nominated by: Dan
Cyclists [3]
Anyone riding a bicycle over the age of 16 is a cunt. Not only do they not pay any road tax nor have insurance but they don’t have to pass a test to ride on the roads. Not that this is a problem as most think its OK to ride on the pavement instead.
They don’t stop at red lights and they view the rest of the highway code merely as suggestions which may be disregarded as it suits. They expect roads to be closed down so they can pursue their puffy hobby thus inconveniencing proper people who actually pay for the roads in the first place.
But the real clincher, the thing which gets right on my tits is their holier than thou, condescending and completely misplaced and erroneous assertion that they are actually doing something good, something worthwhile. They have evolved to a higher state of consciousness and are actually saving the planet and all us un-enlightened plebs from ourselves. Wrong, cunt! You are playing around on a kids toy and getting in everybodys’ way while you are about it.
Nominated by: Fat Rich
WTF is it with cyclists who listen to their iPods while driving along the road. Do these cunts have a death wish? How the fuck do they expect to hear what’s going on around them?
And headphone wearers are worst of all. Especially designer headphones. “Look at me! I’ve got £200 headphones on! I’ve got more money than sense, I’m a poser AND I have a death wish!”
Squash the stupid cunts…
Nominated by: Dioclese