Monthly Archives: November 2014

Streetlife

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Streetlife, the local social network, is a veritable cuntfest!

The other day, they sent me a letter via the local Post Office junkmail system, addressed to “The lovely person who lives at…” FFS! I was tempted to write on it “No such person lives here” and send it back.

These cunts continually censor any comments that I put on there that even remotely make any point that any other user doesn’t like. It’s the ultimate in social censorship. You just click, fill in a form saying you object, and “Whoosh!” the ‘offending’ comment instantly vanishes.

Then you get some sanctimonious automated fucking email telling you that you have violated their standards by offending someone who offended you in the first place. It’s the ultimate in automated, user driven customer sanitation of opinion.

Free speech and community spirit, my arse. Fuck ’em!

Nominated by: Dioclese

Band Aid

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Band Aid 30 is a total cuntfest.

The intentions of the 1984 original may have been well meant (even though the song was shite!). But then there was the horrendous Stock/Aitken/Waterman version in 1989.

Then there was Band Aid 20 with a load of cunts, and now that scruffy, hypocritical tramp, Geldof wants to make Band Aid 30 – which means rehashing that awful song (like a bad version of the Z-Cars theme) with twats like Ed Sheeran, Coldplay and the smear of shit on the buttocks of popular music that is One Direction.

You can also bet your life that that enormous bellend, Simon Cowell will get involved.

Nominated by: Norman

“…do they know it’s Christmas time at all?…”

Don’t be a cunt! Of course they don’t – they’re muslims…!

Nominated by: Dioclese

Neil Hamilton

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For fuck’s sake what’s the matter with you cunts?!?

I cannot believe that no cunt out there has ever cunted this cunt on “…is a cunt”. And now just to make things worse, his cunt of a mate Farage has finally managed to get the cunt onto UKIP’s NEC. What’s the matter with UKIP? Have the cunts got a death wish?

This cunt is a fucking electoral liability. The rank and file membership think he’s a cunt, I think he’s a cunt and, frankly, it wouldn’t surprise me if the fragrant Christine thinks he’s a cunt.

Neil Hamilton is cunt amongst cunts; a veritable ubercunt; a cunt so large it could could swallow the Houses of Parliament. Whole. In one gulp. Cunts don’t come more cuntish than that!

Yes, Neil Hamilton IS a cunt – and anyone who disagrees is also a cunt.

Nominated by: Dioclese

Nigel Clough, SUFC

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Sheffield United FC is a cunt for permitting the unrepentant convicted rapist Ched Evans to train with them.

Furthermore, Sheffield United Manager Nigel Clough needs cunting for saying he “hasn’t yet decided” whether or not to re-sign Evans. What is there to decide – surely it’s a no-brainer? Although with Clough, I guess cuntitude is in his genes.

Nominated by: Fred West

Pudsey [2]

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Dirty Harry Pudsey

Children in Need? Fuck ’em. Let ’em eat cake!

My grandchildren are being press ganged into acting like complete twats in order to raise money to piss up the wall on a bunch of overseas dictators and lazy bastards who are too despicable to look after their kids properly.

And the BBC needs to fill out it’s schedules with cheap puerile bullshit that raises their caring, sharing public service image.

Fuck the lot of ’em. They’ll get fuck all out of me like they do every year…

Nominated by: Dioclese